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HMF

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Site-XXX has been constructed around the remains of the ████████ █████████ ██ ███████ ███ ██████████, encompassing the portion of [REDACTED] from the south entrance to the █/██ debris display case. Due to existing security measures, Site-XXX is disguised as a functioning federal facility with full-time on-site security personnel consisting of MTF-XXX (Cranky Donuts). Multiple construction sites facilitate the perimeter to both prevent the public from entering the site as well as obstructing lines of sight. Intact buildings are to be staffed by researchers of SCP-XXXX and their associated support personnel. This constitutes Secondary Containment.

The [REDACTED] is to be supplied by the loading dock on the west side of the building. Deliveries are to be placed on the loading dock and left there. At no point should delivery staff attempt to enter the building. If delivery staff encounter anyone while making a delivery, staff members should immediately enter their vehicle and drive towards the entrance gate while contacting MTF-XXX. At no point should delivery staff attempt to interact with persons near the loading dock, including eye contact or gesturing.

Primary Containment is accomplished by the fulfillment of Procedure Sisyphus, detailed below. Currently, only Agent ████████ is qualified to perform the Procedure. As part of their mental health maintenance, Agent ████████ has been encouraged to use the cleanroom wiki site as a personal journal. SCP-XXXX-A and B instances do not seem to not, as long as existing site links and pages are not modified.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a FED-STD-209E Class 10 cleanroom, formerly ███████ ████████████████ ████████ located in the federal labs in ███████, ██.
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Addendum xxxx-1: Procedure Sisyphus

Classical Illness

Item #: SCP-YYYY

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: *Tim Heidecker look* "It's irrational quantum"

Gravity Gun

Item #: SCP-ZZZZ

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-YYYY is to be kept in a standard Safe-class security locker. Testing requires the approval of 2 or more level 4/YYYY researchers and test methods must be submitted to the acting director of research at least 3 months in advance for review. Attempts to modify or dissemble SCP-YYYY in any way are grounds for demotion to D-class or termination, depending on the severity of the attempt.

Description: SCP-YYYY is a children's toy similar in appearance to a fictional "ray-gun." The outer casing is composed of blue plastic, faded and bearing marks of wear (scratches, hairline cracks, etc) that would be expected of a toy several decades old. SCP-YYYY lacks any indication of manufacturer or origin; the only identifying mark is a serial number "S/N 0012" roughly engraved by hand on the underside of the grip.

Owning Sticker

Hazardous Numbers

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