SCP-XXXX(-J?)
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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is allowed to roam the streets on site 19 so long as it returns to the garage every night. Failure to return will result in capture and loss of driving privileges for a week. If offences repeat, SCP-XXXX-J will be moved to an indoor holding cell for one month. Garage is to be locked at night. Only D-class personnel allowed inside SCP-XXXX-J.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a restored example of the Mohs Ostentatienne Opera Sedan, a prototype car from 1968 built by the Mohs Seaplane Corporation (Which, according to market and economic research, sold neither Mohses or seaplanes). SCP-XXXX-J is painted brown, and has white hubcaps. The car is seemingly possessed by Bruce Mohs, the man who started the company, who died in 2015, hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-J-1. SCP-XXXX-J-1 is able to communicate with researchers through SCP-XXXX-J’s radio. SCP-XXXX-J-1 itself seemingly does not exist outside of SCP-XXXX-J.

All normal car functions are in optimal working order. SCP-XXXX-J-1 is able to drive the SCP-XXXX-J around the site, and often does. SCP-XXXX-J-1 talks and acts like a human, and it is unknown whether or not he knows his body is a car. At night, he is sometimes heard revving the engine high for long periods of time. When asked why, SCP-XXXX-J-1 replied “I’m jackin’ off, alright?” People going inside SCP-XXXX-J for any reason are cursed at because they, quote, “Give me a headache.” To remedy said headaches, SCP-XXXX-J will start erratically driving until the personnel inside get flung out the rear hatch.

The true nature of the Mohs seaplane corporation is still unknown, and it is possibly a front for a sinister or anti-foundation entity. Further investigations are currently planned. As is, though, SCP-XXXX-J-1 has shown no signs of being anything more than an eccentric being (Possibly unknowingly) trapped within SCP-XXXX-J.

Acquisition History: Two weeks after the reported death of Bruce Mohs on //2015, SCP-XXXX-J was seen trying to drive through the doors of a convenience store in , Wisconsin, Mohs’ town of residence at death. The car had no driver and started talking to the store clerk like normal. Foundation personnel were dispatched, and they brought SCP-XXXX-J to site 19, and the date of Mohs’ death was changed to 01/02/2015, after the incident at the store. Class A amnesiacs were given to the store clerk and any people who saw SCP-XXXX-J with no visible driver.

Addendum XXXX-J-A:

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-J-1

Interviewer: Dr. █████

<Begin Log>

Dr. █████: Good Morning Mr. Mohs.

SCP-XXXX-J: Yes, it is. Can’t seem to feel the temperature though.

[Repeat as necessary]

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]