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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX needs to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber, no less than 5 m x 5 m (16 ft x 16 ft). SCP-XXXX is to be provided with a proper bed and bathroom. Television may only be allowed on weekdays and food should be provided (3) times daily. Under interviews SCP-XXXX should be provided with a glass screen, dividing them, and any researchers who decide to interview them. Only research staff may come in (verbal) contact with SCP-XXXX.

No physical contact should be allowed with SCP-XXXX at all times. Class #2 Personnel may enter the chamber at any given time. But should remain away from skin contact with SCP-XXXX, no matter what the cause is. Personnel who enter should leave the containment chamber within 30 minutes. To avoid hallucinations, growths, or other phenomenons any personnel or subjects who develop growths, or start hallucinating should be removed as quickly as possible.

Dr.████ has been placed responsible for SCP-XXXX's feeding tube supply 3 times daily.

Feeding Times: 9:00 (Breakfast) 14:00 (Lunch) 20:00 (Dinner)

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a (previously) 36 year old caucasian man with a mushroom (A Fly Agaric/Amanita muscaria) for a head. SCP-XXXX is not capable of speech (anymore) and is to be provided a tablet with a text-to-speech application if they wish to speak. SCP-XXXX has a generally shy and kind personality.
Any organic beings who come into contact with SCP-XXXX will start to hallucinate, and within 30 minutes, they will start to develop mushroom-like growths. Within an hour, the subject is turned into a mushroom. Usually about 170cm (5 feet 659⁄64 inches). When the subjects starts hallucinating they start becoming hyperactive. When subjects start developing mushrooms, they are under extreme pain, most of the time subjects who start developing growths start to become hyper-aggressive if anyone attempts to come into contact with them.

SCP-XXXX is aware of these effects. When questioned about these effects, SCP-XXXX is completely unaware of where it came from and does not wish to speak about it.

NOTE from Dr. Williams: Please do not let SCP-XXXX watch any television shows related to mushrooms, come on guys it's not even funny, it's cruel as hell. Y'all have some serious issues.