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rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Any packages of SCP-XXXX are to be stored within a 2x5 moisture-proof locker, kept at 20-25°C.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small plastic container, labelled "Moe's Fantastic Mustache Growing Pills". The container currently only has 42 out of 50 pills.

Addendum:

Ideas (deleting later): Mustache growing pills that actually make you a hairy monster, and if you try to shave them they'll come back even worse.