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RosenItem #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Nebula1 Special Containment Procedures: N/A Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a xenodimensional entity that either inhabits the anomalous inconsistencies in reality, or it is the anomalous inconsistencies in reality. While it manipulates the inconsistancies between timelines and possibly causes those inconsistancies, SCP-XXXX's intelligence level is unknown, it may act on instinct. Discovery event log 12/3/2019 [BEGIN LOG] 11:43 D. Rosen: Robert you temporally challenged bag of dicks! R. Scranton: Mr. Rosen! I was just thinking about you! to what do I owe this pleasure? D. Rosen: Do you remember this? R. Scranton: Remember what? D. Rosen: Look at this, do you remember dying in a non-dimension? R. Scranton: Yes I do. I actually just thought of that before you came in, I thought about telling you. It is assumed that this is when the SCP-XXXXא event took place D. Rosen: Are you a clone? Am I a clone? We are all fucking clones aren't we? Dr. Scranton: No I think it's worse than that D. Rosen: Seriously? Dr. Scranton: Well no, I mean yes, I mean we are both all clones and not clones at the same time. D. Rosen: again, seriously? Dr. Scranton: of ot is. I am trying to explain the problem, its the idea of things both being contradictory and existing at the same time, according to regular ass logic, teo contradictory truths should impossible, there is only one true reality, but there isn't, we live in a world where there are multiple parallel truths, and somehow we only noticed this now. D. Rosen: Let me get this straight, reality is off because we catalogued two differant things using the same number? Dr. Scranton: No, reality is fucked because there is a brittish sir who is a sea-slug in the basement that went to the moons of saturn and talked chinese to ants that fixed his steampunk spaceship, and bigfoot was the fucking dominant species before us, and we hadn't a clue. There are four differant reasons why amreican politics looks like it does, and two of them are wizards, one of them is what everyone thinks, and another is that it's not real politics, and we have, but we don't have anything to do with it. I mean we live in a bullshit reality. D. Rosen: Are you talking about the database? Dr. Scranton: Yes! How do [END LOG] |
ScrantonItem #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a "Matrix" containment chamber in Site 770, This containment chamber has no exit or entrance. No human interaction is to take place, All communications are to be handled via its own simulated voice. In case it is indeed responsible for SCP-XXXX-א events, standard type-green psychological suppression techniques are to be implemented if it attempts to cause an SCP-XXXX-א event. Simulation Containment Protocol: SCP-XXXX is unconscious and its conscious mind is unaware of this, it is, as far as its concerned, in a simulation of a white box. SCP-XXXX must believe it is in a pocket dimension with no way of exiting or communicating with the outside. In case it is indeed responsible for SCP-XXXX-א events. Description: SCP-XXXX is a level-V Type-green entity. SCP-XXXX is a human male, born in 1978, formerly known as David Rosen, a Foundation Researcher, 178cm, 79kg. SCP-XXXX is capable of creating duplicate realities - these realities possess the same footprint as it's former reality and are generally similar to it safe for specific personal details regarding SCP-XXXX's past assignments. SCP-XXXX-א Event logs: Discovery event log 12/3/2019 [BEGIN LOG] 11:43 D. Rosen: Robert you temporally challenged bag of dicks! R. Scranton: Mr. Rosen! I was just thinking about you! to what do I owe this pleasure? D. Rosen: Do you remember this? R. Scranton: Remember what? D. Rosen: Look at this, do you remember dying in a non-dimension? R. Scranton: Yes I do. It is assumed that this is when the SCP-XXXX-א-1 event took place D. Rosen: Seriously? You're a clone? Am I a clone? We're all fucking clones arent we Dr. Scranton: You came in here to make a joke out of a serious issue? D. Rosen: of course not! I am trying to explain the problem, its the idea of things both being contradictory and existing at the same time, according to regular ass logic, teo contradictory truths should impossible, there is only one true reality, but there isn't, we live in a world where there are multiple parallel truths, and somehow we only noticed this now. Dr. Scranton presses the silent alram in his desk. Dr. Scranton: Let me get stop you right there, are you sure this isn't just a misunderdtanding? What did you find? D. Rosen: I realised the in our world there are duplicate truths, I am both dead and not dead at the same time. Security personnel enter the room. Agent Van-Zandt: What seems to be the problem Dr. Scranton? Dr. Scranton: Pleas escort Mr Rosen here to a standard keter class cell. No questions. [END LOG] ——=- Post containment interview log 12/3/2019 [BEGIN LOG] 12:30 SCP-XXXX: is this what I get for figuring out reality is full of shit? You tell me I'm a clone and that I am upsetting the balance of things? Then i am a fucking "reality bender" and i will become lost in obacurity and will just somehow be gone from exustance… you know.i used to think.you got Clef to get rid of those poor bastards in containment but now understand, it's just how it is, they can't exist because they all do exist, it makes sense because it makes no sense, so if you accept the nonsense it stays and if you don't reality fucking makes you, weather it's logical or it isn't! Dr. Someone: SCP-XXXX, you have been SCP-XXXX: that's my number? Fucking bad ass number, and also ~~someone~~ they got you to handle.me? What kind of bulshit is this? Dr. Someone: SCP-XXXX, you have been contained as you came to Dr. Scranton telling him that RAISA doesen't exist, the information yiu relayed is both accurate and inaccurate, this is the problem, and in any case it's way above your security clearance. We can't have you talking around making things flutter in and out of existance, i am sorry but SCP-XXXX: That's bullshit! It's scranton! He fucking ratted me out! He's supposed to be god damned dead! You cloned him! Did you tell his fucking wife? I bet you didn't! Because she married a clone didn't she? Its all a lie isnmt it? How could he invent the SRAs if he's only fucking fourty? [END LOG] |