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A Large SCP-4770-1, Pre-Hatching Event
Item #: SCP-4770
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-4770 will be contained in Site-17's humanoid containment cells. No more than five instances of SCP-4770 shall be contained at any given time. SCP-4770 requires the normal amenities of a human adult except for access to food. Personnel entering SCP-4770's containment chamber are required to wear Foundation issued gas masks. Level 2 clearance is needed to bypass this restriction.
Furthermore, The Mobile Task Force "Crab Crackers" has been tasked with eradicating colonies not currently in containment. The guise of an E-coli outbreak has proven successful in covering up an outbreak of SCP-4770 due to the location of its colonies. Amnestics class B or lower is available for survivors of an outbreak.
After the events of Site-██, no cake resembling SCP-4770-1 will be served at any Foundation location.
Description: SCP-4770 is a previously unidentified species in the genus Phronima, coined Phronima crustulam by researchers. SCP-4770 is parasitic and consists of a three-stage life cycle. Due to the wide physiological differences of these life stages, they have been labeled SCP-4770-1, SCP-4770-2, and SCP-4770-3.
- SCP-4770-1: SCP-4770-1 is a cake composed of entirely of only hardened white frosting. It is, on average, 0.2 m wide. Chemical analysis of the frosting has revealed that it contains 150% more sucrose then regular buttercream. Staff has described it as tasting "extraordinarily sweet." Furthermore, X-Ray analysis of SCP-4770-1 has shown the internal chamber to be hollow, which is consistent with the theory that SCP-4770-1 is an egg for SCP-4770-2.
- SCP-4770-2: SCP-4770-2 appears to be the zoe stage of the lifecycle. Individuals are roughly 0.030-0.040 mm long. SCP-4770-2 is able to survive on land by having adapted to filter oxygen through rudimentary lungs in place of gills. This is unlike any other known organism and research is currently underway in an attempt to emulate this process. Similarly, its digestive system has evolved for a primary diet of sucrose. SCP-4770-2 also hosts a proboscis that is roughly 0.25 meters in length. When brought into contact with a human, SCP-4770-2 enters a hatching state. This is marked by the instance of SCP-4770-2 "hatching" and latching onto the host's mouth with its chelae and pleopods. The proboscis is then forced through the esophagus and into the stomach. SCP-4770-2 then proceeds to drains the stomach of its hydrochloric acid, dumping the liquid through an opening near the top of the proboscis. Analysis of a proboscis recovered from Site-██ demonstrated that the proboscis is lined with epithelial cells that secrete mucus similar to the human stomach. When the host's stomach is empty, the proboscis is pulled from the host and detached from SCP-4770-2. This allows the instance of SCP-4770-2 to enter the host's body by forcing itself into the stomach. SCP-4770-2 proceeds to [Redacted], gaining control of the host's nervous and endocrine systems. This creates an instance of SCP-4770-3.
- SCP-4770-3: An adult instance SCP-4770 that has undergone a hatching event. It is unknown if SCP-4770-3 is sentient. Its main objective is to lay eggs in order to spread the infection. When an instance of SCP-4770-3 is created, it immediately manifests a new personality for itself. It is currently unknown if this personality is created upon creation of SCP-4770-3 or inherited from the SCP-4770-2 instance. SCP-4770-3 will then attempt to find a suitable location to create its nest. Locations of nests have been found, as of the date of ████, as follows: bakeries, cake-shops, local grocery stores, Site-██'s cafeteria, and [Redacted]. After creating its nest, SCP-4770-3 will produce SCP-4770-1 by [Redacted].
Discovery: SCP-4770 was discovered by Agent Rutteb after returning from containment of SCP-████. Agent went to the onsite cafeteria only to find numerous instances of SCP-4770-1. The report of this encounter can be found under "Incident Report-1" and "Incident Report-2."
After retaking Site-██, it was found that [Redacted]% of personnel had become hosts for SCP-4770. It was soon discovered that Researcher McAllen, a Level 2 Researcher new to the Foundation, came into possession of an instance of SCP-4770-1. It is unknown how this occurred.
The following reports detail the events that took place at Site-██.
Agent Rutteb: "This is Agent Rutteb, Level 2 Field Agent, needing assistance at Site-██. Not completely sure what is going one here, possible containment breach. Staff seems compromised. Site-17, do you read me?"
[Note at this point command of Site-17 attempts to communicate with Agent. However, Agent Rutteb appears to not have received the message.]
Agent Rutteb: "Site-17, I hope you are reading this. I just returned from containment of SCP-████ to Site-██. Something is off with this place, command. The cafeteria is full of cakes and half the staff seems to have been infected with some form of anomaly. They aren't themselves anymore. I can't even reach the onsite command here- when I went to find them all I found was the cakes in their seats."
[At this point, Site-17 has established control of Site-██'s onsite video surveillance system. A copy of this feed can be requested from Doctor Frederick.]
[Surveillance of Agent Rutteb shows that he had been walking down a low security hallway. He appears to be equipped with a standard foundation hidden jacket radio. Nothing noteworthy appeared immediately suspicious to Site-17's control. Attempts were made to contact Site-██ control but were unsuccessful.]
[Behind Agent Rutteb, in a nearby doorway, a researcher later identified as Level 2 Researcher Jeffery Daniels appears. When he spots Agent Rutteb, a large smile appears on his face.]
Researcher Daniels: "Friend, where have you been! Come, come, you look famished! What are you, only meat and bones. Let us go, there is so much cake to be eaten."
Agent Rutteb: "Jeffery! Where did you even come from!"
Researcher Daniels: "Friend, you must have me confused! My name is Bork. I was just communing with the goddess. You should join us, it is about time for the great feast!"
Agent Rutteb: "Jeff, what has happened to you?”
[Researcher Daniels quickly grabs Agent Rutteb's wrist, locking eyes with him.]
Researcher Daniels: "Now, now. My name is Bork. I am not this Jeff. I can explain over cake."
Agent Rutteb: "Bork? Sorry, I thought you were Jeff. I'll come later, I need to get some things first."
[At this point, Agent Rutteb quickly frees himself from Researcher Daniel's grasp and hurries away.]
Agent Rutteb: "Command, are you reading this? This isn't like them; I mean I’m Jeff's son's godfather. Is this mimetic, viral…"
[Researcher Daniels, who had produced a pipe from behind his lab coat, knocks Agent Rutteb over the head, knocking him unconscious. Several other, previously unseen researchers then appear from other doorways and proceeded to drag the limp body of Agent Rutteb into the onsite cafeteria.]
[During this time, O-5 command declared an emergency at Site-██. Site-17, being the closest site to Site-██, was tasked with the initial response. Several Mobile Tasks Forces were sent to the site; however, due to the remote location of Site-██, monitoring of the anomaly continued during the twelve-hour transport window.]
[During the hours Agent Rutteb was unconscious, Site-17's command had been monitoring Site-██ anomaly. It was recorded that, in the cafeteria with Agent Rutteb, there were twelve non-infected individuals and thirty infected.]
[At 18:22 hours, Camera footage shows Agent Rutteb beginning to stir.]
Agent Rutteb: "Christ, got a quick one on me. Command, I hope you're still present. I think I'm in the thick of it now."
[At 18:25 hours, two of the infected began to smile and proceeds to grab one of the non-infected. The individual was soon forced through the kitchen door. Simultaneously, all of the infected chant "Let him eat cake!"]
Agent Rutteb: "What is this? Ok, think, Rutteb. Command, I'm going to try to figure out what the hell is going on here. Stand by" [Agent Rutteb can be seen sitting up in what is believed an attempt gather his surroundings. At this moment there is a terrified scream from the back room.]
Agent Rutteb: "Christ! Command, what did I get myself into?"
[Agent Rutteb, with breathing heavily audible, attempts to move closer to one of the infected individuals. The individual was identified as D-33441 by their tattoos.]
Agent Rutteb: "D-33441, I will terminate you unless you tell me what is going on!"
D-33441: "My name is Ruttenberg. I am a high mother of this colony. You are to be given eternal life through the wonders of cake. Let us all eat cake!"
[At the prompt of D-33441, all of the infected proceeded to chant "Let us all eat cake!" while another non-infected is brought into the back room. Another scream can be heard soon after.]
Agent Rutteb, hands visibly shaking: "Ok, High Mother, what the fuck?"
D-33441: "We are the eternal life givers, the one true colony. Be hollowed out by our greatness and take us inside of you. Receive us, SCP Foundation, and be made whole and greater than you once were."
[Another non-infected was taken to the kitchen, followed by another chant.]
Agent Rutteb: "Who sent you! The Church? Insurgency?"
[Another scream can be heard from the kitchen.]
D-33441: "You are thinking too little, my egg. Soon you will be greater. Soon you will know."
[At this point D-33441 refused to answer any more of Agent Rutteb's questions, responding only with chants and screams from the kitchen.]
Agent Rutteb: "Command, I have no idea what's going on. There are a few people left here: a researcher who is frantically taking notes, a D-Class who is being restrained, some Level 1 staff crying in a corner. God, I hope you show up soon and cut this cult to pieces."
[At 19:00 hours, Agent Rutteb is pulled into the kitchen.]
[The infected staff proceeds to drag Agent Rutteb into the kitchen and push him onto his knees. Later analysis confirmed that 3 of these individuals were of the original ten of the non-infected individuals present with Agent Rutteb earlier.]
Agent Rutteb: "You will not defeat us. We have stood up to greater threats than you. We are the jailers that protect the world. Do your worst, there are a thousand to take my place."
[One infected individual, identified as a member of the janitorial staff, steps forward. Leaning over and holding out his hands, the man began dry heaving vociferously. His eyes began to bulge from his head while his neck [redacted] until a single white frosting cake landed onto the floor. The entire process lasted only one minute. The cake was then placed into Agent Rutteb's palm.]
Agent Rutteb: "O God."
[A creature, later identified as SCP-4770-2, proceeds to leap from the cake and wrap itself into Agent Rutteb's mouth. Despite Agent Rutteb's bloodied screams, it propels its proboscis down his throat and removes a green and yellow liquid, later identified as stomach acid, before removing and detaching its proboscis. Control watched as the creature forced itself down Agent Rutteb's throat as the Agent violently clawed at his throat, coughing up blood and tissue. Agent Rutteb silenced after ten minutes.]
Janitorial Staff: "Welcome brother. What is your name."
Agent Rutteb: "Epoc, sister. Epoc."
[After this point, Agent Rutteb was involved in producing ██ cakes for the remaining non-infected.]
Clearance Accepted
An Isolated Instance of SCP-4770-2 After Removal From Host
Agent Rutteb was recovered during re-pacification of Site-██ and transported to Site-17. Immediate vivisection was performed on Agent Rutteb, who had been restrained by Agents. During the first section of the procedure, he would not stop shouting "My name is Epoc!" and "You will all thank us for this!"
During the initial part of the procedure, researchers noted that minimal changes to the host's physical body structure occurred due to the parasitic host. However, upon removal of Agent's ribcage, it was found that SCP-4770-2's various appendages were protruding from the stomach lining, particularly in the fundus region of the stomach. Samples taken from the appendages showed that this instance of SCP-4770-2 was secreting several complex chemicals directly into the stomach- first, a batch of complex hormones that is theorized to allow SCP-4770-2 to manipulate the host's endocrine and nervous system, and, secondly, sodium bicarbonate. Upon dissection of the stomach, SCP-4770-2 was found to be sluggish and soon perished. Finally, a minor tissue complex that seems to have been adapted to produce sucrose at high volumes had replaced much of the parietal cells of the stomach.
Of note, however, was that a minute after removal of SCP-4770-2, Agent Rutteb stopped shouting for approximately five minute before he began to cry. Before perishing a few minutes, Agent Rutteb had been muttering, "Put it back. I want it back. I miss my Epoc."
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained on site. The hallway leading to SCP-XXXX has been sealed to the public for administrative purposes by operatives implanted at the University of Maryland. A provisional observational and research center has been established in the lecture hall directly across from SCP-XXXX. Personnel wishing to enter SCP-XXXX may only do so with clearance from Researcher Daniels Researcher John.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a room located in the Tawes Fine Arts Building at the University of Maryland. SCP-XXXX is located on the bottom floor of Tawes and, as such, has no other means of entry other than the main doorway. SCP-XXXX will open when not in use by another individual.
Two different events can occur when entering SCP-XXXX. The first event, named a "Trial Event," occurs if the individual entering SCP-XXXX has attended an institute of higher education. Who accredited the institute does not matter, as long as it is of an educational level akin to a modern university. This is marked by an appearance of SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A is a middle-aged man with dusty grey hair, a plain brown shirt, slacks, and chalk-stained fingers. Furthermore, SCP-XXXX-A has been described as smelling of stale coffee. Once manifested, SCP-XXXX-A will proceed to block the individual's exit and forcing a large test booklet into their hands. Individuals describe this test booklet as triggering an anxiety reflex. Furthermore, this test has been observed to always correspond to an individual's interests. Once the test has been produced, SCP-XXXX-A will announce to the individual that they have twenty minutes to finish the test. If an individual fails to finish or answers half the test incorrectly, they will perish of exhaustion. If an individual finishes the test and has answered half the answers correctly, SCP-XXXX-A will disappear and the individual will gain an immediate escalation intellect about the subject present on the test.
The second event occurs if an individual has not attended an institute of higher education. The individual will find nothing unusual in SCP-XXXX other then the smell of stale coffee.
A copy of the shortened testing log with SCP-XXXX is present below. The testing log includes only the highlighted tests. A full version can be requested from Researcher John.
| Test-1, SCP-XXXX |
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| Subject |
D-442, who attended 4 years of American High School. |
| Protocol |
D-442 is instructed to enter SCP-XXXX. |
| Results |
D-442 reports nothing unusual next to the smell of stale coffee. |
| Test-5, SCP-XXXX |
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| Subject |
D-221, who attended an American elementary school for two years |
| Protocol |
D-221 is instructed to enter SCP-XXXX. |
| Results |
D-221 reported nothing unusual next to the smell of stale coffee.
-Researcher Daniels note: "Pretty sure this thing opens doors and makes weird coffee smells now. This was the fifth we tried. I'm going in to see this thing for myself. Dam college kids probably knocked over a cup of coffee and blamed it on ghosts. Waste of time." |
| Test-6, SCP-XXXX |
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| Subject |
Researcher Daniels, who attained his PHD at the age of 28 before being recruited to the Foundation. |
| Protocol |
Researcher Daniels entered SCP-XXXX. |
| Results |
Immediately after entering, SCP-XXXX-A appeared and slammed the door shut. Researcher Daniels had entered without a microphone or camera so was unfortunately unmonitored during the manifestation. Agents attempted to open the door leading into SCP-XXXX but were unable to do so. After twenty minutes, the door opened and command established that Researcher Daniels had perished. D-321 was into SCP-XXXX to remove the carcass. D-321 reported nothing unusual other then the smell of stale coffee.
Researcher John Notes: "So there is something else here. Ok, I got a theory. All of the D-Class's notes said they were uneducated. Daniels was- what if that's the key? |
| Test-7, SCP-XXXX |
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| Subject |
D-3321, who attended 2 years of an online college. |
| Protocol |
D-3321, who was equipped with a microphone and a standard video camera, was instructed to enter SCP-XXXX |
| Results |
Immediately upon entering, SCP-XXXX-A manifested and slammed the door. SCP-XXXX-A produced a large test labeled "How to Escape From Anywhere and Murder Anyone". D-3321 proceeded to exclaim how he hadn't studied and began the test. Command noted that the test was excruciatingly detailed and that D-3321, a convicted serial killer and escape artist, struggled profusely. After twenty minutes, SCP-XXXX-A exclaimed D-3321 had passed. When the door opened, D-3321 had vanished from the testing chamber. Agents have been dispatched to recent murders in the nearby area with a description matching D-3321.
Researcher John Note: "Suspension of all testing on D-Class. Only volunteer personnel for now on." |
| Test 28 |
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| Subject |
Jordan, a Level 1 Janitorial Staff from Site-17 who attended 10 minutes of the "University of the Foundation." |
| Protocol |
Jordan, who was equipped with a microphone and a standard video camera, was instructed to enter SCP-XXXX. |
| Results |
Test proceeded as normal. SCP-XXXX manifests a test book with the title "A Complete History of World War 2." At the end of the test, SCP-XXXX exclaimed that subject had not passed. Subject began to exasperate before expiring. |
| TEST-52, SCP-XXXX |
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| Subject |
Agent Donald, who completed his graduate work at Duke University before being recruited to the Foundation. |
| Protocol |
Agent Donald entered SCP-XXXX with a microphone and a standard video camera. |
| Results |
Test proceeded as normal, with SCP-XXXX-1 producing a test entitled "Name of Every SCP that Will Ever Exist and What They Do and How To Contain Them." Agent Donald's visibly gasped upon reading the name of the test . Command attempted to record the test; however, the video feed cut out when Agent Donald began. At the end of twenty minutes, SCP-XXXX laughed and disappeared. Personnel rushed to the entrance of SCP-XXXX to find a Agent Donald sobbing. Agent Donald quickly retrieved his Foundation issued firearm and proceeded to shoot himself in the temple. |
Addendum: Immediately following Test-655342, Researcher John received a transmission on an encrypted Foundation line from SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A proceed to taunt Researcher John by name, listing his greatest interests and previous work on several other anomalous items. Due to this event, SCP-XXXX has been reclassified as Euclid and testing has been suspended indefinitely.
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be monitored by no less than ten personnel. These personnel are to be handpicked by the O5 and must have proven their loyalty to the Foundation. Once selected, they will be terminated from their current position and employed directly by O5-1. Once under the O5-1's employment, the personnel will be split into teams, with each team being given access to a portion of the Foundation's unified database in order to monitor all backend traffic and document deletion. If a document is deleted by SCP-XXXX-2, the personnel will immediately inform the O5 council of the event.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a self-concealing memetic hazard that only affects personal directly employed by the Foundation. However, this memetic hazard only extends to the viewing of the object and not its discussion. The three components of SCP-XXXX are described below:
SCP-XXXX-1: SCP-XXXX-1 is a string of code present in nearly every document in the Foundation database. In addition to its self-concealing memetic hazard, SCP-XXXX-1 cannot be permanently removed. It is unknown if this is anomalous or due to interference from SCP-XXXX-3.
SCP-XXXX-2: SCP-XXXX-2 is generated by SCP-XXXX-1 and has retained its anomalous effects. It is effectively a rating module that allows instances of SCP-XXXX-3 to vote on the writing quality of the document. If the document receives a -10 receives less then a +15 rating, then the document in all forms of media [[footnote]Including from the database, from paper copies, etc[[/footnote]] will be expunged.
SCP-XXXX-3: SCP-XXXX-3 includes the entities that use SCP-XXXX-2. Their true identities are unknown; however, they appear to have individual usernames. The following are some of the more common instances of SCP-XXXX-3: goddabedrunk, 420blazeit, Dr.Apparatus, PCS fnoundat, and Fungus. However, more than 200 instances of SCP-XXXX-3 have been identified. An ongoing investigation is currently being made into the identity of these individuals.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered during an information exchange with the Global Occult Coalition during a joint raid against a colony of SCP-██. The GOC commented on the rating module present on the document, which had a -8 rating at the time. This created a misunderstanding where the GOC believed the Foundation was attempting to supply false information. An intermediate mediator from the Unusual Incidents Unit was brought in where it was found that the GOC was correct in their observations. The raid was aborted and an internal investigation into SCP-XXXX began.
| Investigation 1 |
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| Subject |
Article for SCP-██ |
| Protocol |
Researcher Credrick, Daniels, and Fredrick studied a copy of the report of SCP-██ in separate quarters. Both a digital and physical copy was utilized. Fredrick had previously been briefed on the event with the GOC. |
| Results |
None of the researchers found anything anomalous with the report for SCP-██. They did, however, report the article to be lacking in both grammar and a professional tone. They recommended that the head researcher be reprimanded and the article be rewritten. Request submitted to the O5. |
| Investigation 2 |
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| Subject |
The code for SCP-██ |
| Protocol |
Researcher Fredrick created a self-perpetuating program that would investigate the article of SCP-██ while he scanned the code for the article simultaneously. Furthermore, the program would describe any anomalies it discovered. |
| Results |
While Researcher Fredrick found nothing unusual with the code for SCP-██, the program detected an instance of SCP-XXXX on the page. It was effectively able to describe this in a way that bypassed the memetic effects. The program also detected several users who had voted on SCP-██, hereby classified as SCP-XXXX-3. |
| Investigation 3 |
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| Subject |
The Foundation Database |
| Protocol |
Researcher Frederick's program was updated to specifically target only the instance of SCP-XXXX. If found, it would record the document, the names of the individual SCP-XXXX-3, and expunge the instance of SCP-XXXX-1. After completion, the program would be set to rescan the files. |
| Results |
It was found that nearly all documents on the Foundation database contained an instance of SCP-XXXX. Furthermore, even after deletion, SCP-XXXX-1 was still present in the documents, increasing exponentially at a rate of █ until all of the documents once again contained an instance. |
| Investigation 4 |
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| Subject |
The Article of SCP-██ |
| Protocol |
Researcher Frederick confronted O5-1 and effectively terminated his position with the Foundation before reading the contents of SCP-██. |
| Results |
Researcher Frederick was able to perceive the instance of SCP-XXXX. Even with the breach of security he committed, Researcher Frederick was rehired under the personnel expense of O5-1 in order to continue monitoring the database |
After identifying the nature of SCP-XXXX, the current containment procedures were put into place. Twenty loyal members to the Foundation were terminated from their positions and employed under O5-1.
Item Threat Level and Deletion
Examination of ninety documents based on their threat level. Subjects included thirty Safe item classes, thirty Euclid item classes, and thirty Keter item classes. It appears that the threat level does not influence the rating of the document.
Time of Discovery and Deletion
Examination of ninety documents based on their time of publishing. While the earliest documents appear to have had more time to garner "upvotes," there is no correlation between newer documents and deletion.
Analysis of Lower-Rated Documents vs Higher Rated Documents for Writing Quality
Examination of fifty documents based on their ratings. Twenty-five low-rated documents and twenty-five high rated documents were chosen. It was found that the lower rated documents had substantially more grammar errors, a lack of professional tone, and overall lower writing quality.
Researchers Note:
After studying this phenomenon, I can say with certainty that SCP-XXXX's effects are based on the quality of the document's writing. SCP-XXXX does not appear to be malevolent in that it wishes to obliterate our data; rather, it is judging us based on our technical communication.
As most of you have most likely heard, there is now an accumulation of personas passing judgment on our documents based on their writing quality. All of the research we have performed is now at risk based on a single factor: how sufficiently we, the Foundation, can achieve intra-personnel communication. From now on, personnel are required to adhere to a level of competence that should be expected from a member of the Foundation. Those that cannot adapt to this change are putting the Foundation and its mission at serious risk and will, therefore, be delegated to the Ethics Committee for evaluation.
I know for many of you, these measures might seem severe. But I urge each and everyone one of you to imagine what would happen if we lost our documentation for our worst nightmares. How can we save the world if we cannot even tell each other how to do it?
O5-1
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Item Class: Thaumiel Keter
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-XXXX will be contained in a standard storage locker in Site-17 in the Martian orbit. Access to information regarding SCP-XXXX will be restricted to those of Level 4 clearance.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an indestructible marble with a circumference 6 cm^3. If SCP-XXXX comes into contact with any anomalous item, the item will immediately lose all of its properties.
Due to its usefulness in neutralizing dangerous anomalies, SCP-XXXX is considered Thaumiel.
As of November 1st,███, the radius for SCP-XXXX appears to be growing exponentially by a rate of ███. Despite active countermeasures, no known means has been determined to counteract this threat. SCP-XXXX has been classified as Keter.
Due to the increasing radius and the unauthorized neutralizer of several contained objects, SCP-XXXX has been moved to onsite-containment 2014 in the Antarctic region until appropriate countermeasures have been determined.
Due to the neutralizing radius reaching ██ km, SCP-XXXX has been launched into the Martian orbit. It is predicted it will take five years for the neutralizing radius to reach Earth, in which case it will be moved again to Saturn. Research is still taking place into the appropriate countermeasures.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Item Class: Thaumiel Neutralized
Description: SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX is was a gene vault located under the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. Similar to its public counterpart, SCP-XXXX was created in order to preserve species from a global catastrophe. However, the similarities between the two end there. SCP-XXXX, nicknamed the “Global Gene Vault,” contains the genes of every known living species on the planet. SCP-XXXX uses used technology derived from SCP-2000 in order to restore species that have been wiped from a XK-Class scenario.
Construction:
SCP-XXX was constructed in 2005 in a joint initiative by the Foundation and the GOC in order to protect the world’s ecosystems from a global catastrophe following the events of [Redacted]. Following the approval of the Norwegian government, construction began under the Svalbard Global Seed Vault with the GOC agreeing to help aid in its funding. Construction took nearly nine years and resulted in █ casualties; however, SCP-XXXX became operational in 2014.
| Activation #1 |
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| Date |
October 29th/2014 |
| Reason for Activation |
SCP-682 Breach of Containment, Wipes Condor Species |
| Results and Notes |
SCP-XXXX first activation. Species is returned to ecosystem with the help of the GOC.
SCP-XXXX performed better than expected. The condor population is expected to make a full recovery. Furthermore, the cooperation between the GOC and the Foundation was extraordinary- never before have we worked together to reach such a goal.
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| Activation #2 |
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| Date |
November 20th, 2015 |
| Reason For Activation |
Anomaly 6653 spontaneously wipes all turkeys from the planet |
| Results and Notes |
SCP-XXXX was forced to work at 300% speed, but the turkey population has been restored. Global amnestics have been distributed.
Next to the odd anomaly, further commendations on the incredible work between the Foundation and the GOC. |
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| Activation #3 |
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| Date |
November 21st, 2015 |
| Reason For Activation |
Unknown |
| Results and Notes |
SCP-XXXX was activated without GOC or Foundation knowledge. 300 Tiger/Bear hybrids were created and subsequently terminated.
SCP-XXXX appears to have suffered some sort of damage from its activation yesterday. Repairs are required. |
| Activation #4 |
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| Date of Activation |
November 22nd, 2015 |
| Reason for Activation |
SCP-682 breaches containment, forces White Rhino population into extinction |
| Results and Notes |
SCP-XXXX is activated to produce a few copies of the White Rhino. Out of these copies, 90% of them were infused with human DNA despite no human DNA being present in the facility. The pure species were released, the rest terminated by the GOC despite Foundation protests.
SCP-XXXX appears to have suffered a great deal of stress. There should be no reason for it to be able to have human DNA. Yet, the GOC will not let us research any of these specimens. How can we fix what we do not understand? |
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| Activation #5 |
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| Date of Activation |
[Redacted] |
| Reason For Activation |
[Redacted] |
| Results and Notes |
[Redacted] |
On the date of [Redacted], SCP-XXXX malfunctioned and began to produce ███ number of human animal hybrids. Despite Foundation protests, the GOC proceeded to firebomb the region, neutralizing both SCP-XXXX and the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, ending both a period of cooperation with the Foundation and the Norwegians. While construction has begun on a new seed vault, the O5 have voted against the reconstruction of SCP-XXXX.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Description: SCP-XXXX is an XK-Class End of the World Scenario. Its name has haunted all of humanity since the invention of writing. Its name is synonymous with the Satan, best friends with the Scarlet King, might as well be SCP-001.
Its name is Writers Block.
It is the perhaps one of the most evil things to have ever walked this planet. Imagine what humanity could accomplish without writer’s block? Communication at its finest? Both interpersonal and intrapersonel? No more doodling and writing notes that do not make sense even to your incomprehensible mind- no, writing at its peak form.
Yet, here we are.
Through these past few weeks, I have written about evolved species that take over the human body in the most scientifically explained way possible, integrated the rating module of our world into the cannon of the Foundation, had fun writing about deadly midterms and cloning technologies. Yet, every idea I produce seems to bore, seems to silly.
What is writing, what is an SCP. How do I write what needs to be written?
SCP-XXXX is scientific meta deadly. No wait! I have an idea!
No wait, this won’t work. This needs to be a testing log.
Wait, how do I test what cannot be tested? What do I even write here?
What is SCP-XXXX? Wait, I forgot this.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX can only be contained by writing nonsense and hoping something sticks. Does that even work though? I mean, sometimes I guess. Wait. cross that off. SCP-XXXX can only be contained by outlining thoroughly and planning beforehand. But what if you do not know what you are going to say? Cross that off to. SCP-XXXX cannot be contained. But what if it needs to write something.
SCP-XXXX will destroy your soul and and crush your spirits in an attempt to drain your life. Wait I have an idea.
SCP-XXXX is a bug monster rock golem bigfoot me still me.
Writers Block
Wait, I also forgot this.
Item Class: Euclid. No wait, Safe. Wait, I got it. Keter. Defiantly Appolyon.
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