Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Researcher Lason
Foreword: SCP-XXXX was interviewed for more information concerning it's abilities.
<Begin Log>
Lason: Hello Thaddeus, it's Lason again. I have some more questions for you.
SCP-XXXX: [In Morse code] Ok then, let's cut right to it.
Lason: Do you have any abilities aside from blinking Morse signals?
SCP-XXXX: [In Morse code] I hear the voices you call the radio. Right now I'm listening to you, obviously, but I can also hear others. And, I have the Great Call from Slumber!
Lason: Uh, could you display that for me, the Great Call?
SCP-XXXX takes a long pause, then begins sounding a scampering chaotic tone, which is the default alarm sound setting on SCP-XXXX. After fifteen seconds the sound ends.
SCP-XXXX: [In Morse code] RISE MORTAL BEINGS FROM YOUR BED OF FEATHERY SOFTNESS! RISE!
Lason: Ok! Fantastic! [[Muttering]] Great Call my ass.
[Lason writes a note on her clipboard]
SCP-XXXX: [In Morse code] Yes, the most important job in the house!
Lason: Waking someone up?
SCP-XXXX: [In Morse code] Well, yes? Otherwise you can't wake up. Right?
Lason: No, humans naturally wake up on their own. Alarm clocks just help us wake up at a certain time.
SCP-XXXX: So I was never really needed?
Lason: Yes, but you are important. No alarm clock has ever been sentient like you. We study anomalies and test them. And more importantly, we contain them.
SCP-XXXX: [In Morse code] Oh. So I'm being… contained? Forever or for a short time?
Lason: I hate to say it, but forever.
SCP-XXXX pauses.
SCP-XXXX: [In Morse code] So then what am I going to do?
Lason: Live a happy life. Granted, it will be boring, but you can still listen to the radio.
SCP-XXXX: [In Morse code] I have no purpose! I can't Call anyone, and even if I did it wouldn't matter. I can't go anywhere. I can't do anything. I'm just supposed to sit here and rot?
Lason: I… can't answer that.
SCP-XXXX: [In Morse code] …I'll just interpret that as yes.
<End Log>
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