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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be lured to site 31 roughly every 12 hours, by broadcasting sad music over SPC-XXXX frequency, The instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is to be contained in a closed space within locked doors, unshockable only from the outside.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a radio frequency found in on march 3rd, ██/██/████ by a university radiography club, they then discovered an instance of SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a medium 2 seated, brown leather ██████ Branded sofa, Upon witch an entity referring to it'self as Nikos (Nick-Cose) Sits, Nikos is a human skeleton, appearing to date back to the 1930s or 1940s. The entity will attempt to encourage all visible living creatures, human or otherwise to sit with it on the couch, if they comply they become an instance of SCP-XXXX-2, Despite the Sofas size and intended capacity, up to 5 instances of SCP-XXXX-2 have been created at one time.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 begin to form child like behaviour such as a disregard for safety, longing to eat chocolates and other candies and a lack of care for there daily stresses they also appear thinner and undergo rapid weight loss over the cores of there conversation with SCP-XXXX-1,
Once an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 is formed, SCP-XXXX-1 will begin to tell it about it's problems, the problems expressed are actually the day to day worries of the SCP-XXXX-2's life, (view interview logs for further details) And after approximately one hour, the instance of SCP-XXXX-1 will disappear, and those who become instances of SCP-XXXX-2 regain full normality after around 24 hours.
Interview Logs
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-1
Interviewer: D-Class personnel David Jhon, being given instruction via headset
Foreword: SCP-XXXX-1 was lured into a secure site, and a Class D was instructed to talk with it/
<Begin Log>
David Jhon: Hello
SCP-XXXX-1: Hey friend, care to sit and chat a while
David Jhon: ymmm, sure
The D Class sits on the sofa, and immediately shows signs of physical and mental deterioration
SCP-XXXX-1: God the food here is bad, and I'm only fed twice a day
David Jhon: haha, yeah I like food all the time
At this points instructions where given to the D Class David Jhon to ask where the entity came from
David Jhon: Hey mister where are you from
SCP-XXXX-1: Oh from a small town in the UK mate, no where really important, god I wish i knew the time of day, can't tell when i'm meant to be sleepin and when I'm meant to be awake you know
David Jhon: haha yeah
<End Log>Closing Statement: David Jhon faced no punishment for his actions, and the classification of SCP-XXXX-2 was created, Site Manager Isaac was informed of the logs, and changes to site 31s living conditions for D-Class are under review, the interviewer has no recollection beyond sitting down of the interview, so there seems to be no therapeutic uses to SCP-XXXX-1's properties, However use as an interview tool are being looked into.
Addendum Written by site manager Isaac: It appears that not calling out to, and creating instances of SCP-XXXX-1 at least every 16 hours causes an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 to form at a random location, although it can be tracked using the frequency of SCP-XXXX, for clear reasons, SCP-XXXX-1 must be conjured at least every 16 hours. Also, You cannot put your partners on the sofa to find out why she is so mad at you.
Addendum Written by site manager Isaac: Okay whoever let a dog into the chamber with SCP-XXXX-1 is getting a pay dock, although it turn out we received valuable information on what SCP-XXXX-1 can affect, The dam skeleton cried that grass wasn't in the site enough, I know we house only safe and Euclid items, but that doesn't mean pet polices get lax, service dog or not.
