SolemnGuard

Item#: XXXX

Level4

Containment Class:

Safe

Secondary Class:

Thamuel

Disruption Class:

ekhi

Risk Class:

caution

link to memo

SCP-XXXX-1

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is allowed to roam freely due to his passive nature and no situation has deemed permanent containment necessary. If SCP-XXXX needs to be contained for a period of time then a D-class cell can be allocated. All interactions with SCP-XXXX should be kept to strictly to foundation sanctioned tests. When interacting with SCP-XXXX he wishes to be know as The Moon Man or Simply Mr.Moon. SCP-XXXX lives inside a three room home dubbed SCP-XXXX-1 due to its anomalous properties. He also travels with an anomalous golf cart dubbed SCP-XXXX-2. He is to be under constant surveillance using both stationary cameras and Curiosity class rovers. Extra Rovers should be allocated In case SCP-XXXX decides to tamper with said rovers. Which he does quite regularly. Any incidents that are out of control, contact Agent Manning immediately. If SCP-XXXX is within any close proximity of foundation assets then he is to be watched and even accompanied by security personnel if necessary.

Description:
SCP-XXXX stands at 1.75 meters with the build of a healthy 59 year old male. SCP-XXXX is completely unaffected by the environment on the moon, he travels without the use of any pressurized suits or vehicles. SCP-XXXX is always wearing a variation of a flower/tropical button down shirt, cargo pants, and sandals. All of which vary of pattern and color. On occasion he can be seen waering a brown satchel, the contents of said satchel appears to be whatever SCP-XXXX needs in the moment. Hes primary mode of transportation is that of SCP-XXXX-2 or simply walking.

SCP-XXXX maintains a light hearted warm personality at all times. This has helped him develop friendly relations with the staff of Lunar Area-32. He has a type of paternal relationship with most of the staff of lunar Site-32. It is currently unknown if his demeanor is anomalous and should be monitored. He has grown accustomed to interaction with Agent Manning of MTF Gamma-4 (“blondebeard’s Crew”). Agent Manning has officially become a bridge between the foundation and SCP-XXXX. This relationship if that of a parol officer and a convict. Although SCP-XXXX has shown some dignified respect to the Site Director. SCP-XXXX is also very mischievous and destructive. None of his antics have lead to a loss of life. Most of his schemes can be stopped by Agent Manning. For more on this, see Addendum.

SCP-XXXX busies himself with his so called "hobbies". This includes fishing inside a crater when there is no fish or water, mowing the lawn of SCP-XXXX-1, Jousting Foundation Rovers, golfing, and others. He is on a self proclaimed retirement. He has never actually told Foundation staff from what he has retired from.

SCP-XXXX-1
SCP-XXXX-1 is an anomalous beach house located on the surface of the moon. the inside of the object is a self contained atmosphere of a tropical location. the temperature is a balmy 30 degrees Celsius. This includes a light breeze whenever the windows are open. no oxygen escapes the home, even when doors and windows are open.

SCP-XXXX-2
an anomalous golf cart which is indistinguishable from any other golf cart found on earth. This vehicle is able to navigate the terrain of the moon with ease. The vehicle can only be driven when a set of keys are inserted and turned. Foundation personnel can drive the vehicle however they would need the keys which never leave the sight of SCP-XXXX.

Addendums:

+Initial Interview

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX "MR.MOON"

Interviewer: MTF Gamma-4, Agent Manning

Foreword: After discovery incident where SCP-XXXX was found in Area-32s cafeteria asking for a cup of sugar. He was immediately detained and questioned.

<Begin Log>

Interviewer: Ok, so we're going to start with your name and how you managed to breach this facility.

Person: (Looking for something in the corner of the interrigation roomm) I uh, well you can call me moon. Or Mr.Moon if we are being formal. You can also call me, Man, Dude, crazy joe, sugar, daddio, Gorblav. I have to warn you about that last one, might get you into a few fights depending where you are in this sector.

Interviewer: right, ok well Mr.Moon is fine, and how did you get here.

Person: where?

Interviewer: well i dont know, lets start with the moon and then we can figure out how you got in this secure area.

Person: (returns to direct eye contact)oh yeah that, well believe it or not. I walked.

Interviewer: (chuckling) is that so? you walked?

Person: yes, exactly. you are taking this better than i thought!

Interviewer: oh really? how did you think i would've taken it?

Person: well i thought you wouldnt believe me, i mean its not everyday someone settles down for retirement here. i'm quite tired and ready for some peace and quiet.

Interviewer: And what exactly did you retire from?

Person: ah thats not here or there. Lets just say traveling.

Interviewer: traveling where.

Person: here and there

Interviewer: ok so if i have it right. your job was neither here nor there and you traveled here and there.

Person: precisely! youre right on the mark. say, whats your name?

Interviewer: you can call me manning or agent manning if we're being formal.

Person: i like you, i can tell we're going to make great friends.
Interviewer: is that so?

Person: Oh definetly, I was hoping my neighbors would be upstanding and I am pleasantly suprised that you are!

Interviewer: You say neighbors, that implies that you live around here. Where exactly do you live.

Person: In this beautiful four room beach house up the road a bit.

Interviewer: Right, ok. So, your alias is Mr.Moon, you breached this facility by walking, and you live in a nice beach house up the road. You do understand that we are currently on the moon right?

Person: Indeed I do, what a wonderful place.

Interviewer: Alrighty then, the two gentlemen behind you will escort you to our finest apartment until we figure out what to do with you. This has certainly been something.

Person: Wait! I want to talk mor-
<End Log>

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX "Mr.Moon" was escorted to a D-class holding cell for the next 2 hours. By the time a second interview was to be conducted. He was gone and the security footage was scrubbed. Cameras then identified him outside of the facility without any type of pressurized suit. He was walking at a calm pace away from the Facility.

+Security Breach

Incident Log of Agent Isk:

Foreword: Report of agent Isk after Breach of Habitat which led to being saved by SCP-XXXX.

<Begin>
At approximately 0810, security personnel were alerted to a possible breach on the higher levels of Area-32. I as well two scientists and one engineer responded to the breach. As we entered the service corridor, i could hear a slight whistle. This usually means an air leak of some sort. Sealed the corridor and began our search. pressure was mounting as the whistle began to grow. next thing i knew the entire corridor blew. As of those moments i only remember being flung out to space and feeling all the air eject from my lungs as i was sent out the breach. I almost immediately lost consciousness. I woke to a light tropical breeze, i opened my eyes to find i was laying in a recliner facing a leaf styled wooden ceiling fan. i scanned the room to find the two scientist both unconscious on a couch and the engineer in a recliner on the opposite side of the couch. i look to the center of the room to find a low table in front of the couch with a sign sitting on top. on the sign was a hand painted message of "Dont Panic". It took my eyes a few moments to focus on movement on the opposite side of the room. From my current position, i could see directly into a neat kitchen. Inside the kitchen was SCP-XXXX, from the smell and from what i could see was apparently cheeseburgers. i then proceeded to look right and had a small panic attack when i spotted a window wide open to the space outside. This moment passed with a sense of confusion as i realized that i wasn't being sucked out to my gruesome and painful death. i climbed out of the reclined and walked to the window. A Light tropical breeze was definitely emanating from the window. I was about to stick my hand out of the window before SCP-XXXX yelled at me saying "that was a good way to get a frozen Popsicle for a hand" and "sit down, ill get some grub for you in a sec". i headed his warning and advice and sat back in a recliner. SCP-XXXX then emerged out of the kitchen with a plate full of sliders and a pitcher of water. After being given a glass, i proceeded to drink half the pitcher of water. SCP-XXXX was waiting eagerly for me to try a slider. I have to admit, that was one of the best sliders i have ever had. SCP-XXXX went on to explain that he was on his way to ask the site director for some good bourbon for the sliders he wanted to make when he stumbled upon myself and the staff being ejected from the facility. He decided to save us and have us try the new recipe. the other three Foundation members, awoke shorty after this conversation and both ate and drank after i said it appeared to be safe. Foundation staff arrived an hour later with extra suits. SCP-XXXX opened the door to meet them, yet no oxygen escaped and the atmosphere stayed tropical. We proceeded to suit up and return to Area-32.
<End>

+Rover Operation guidelines regarding SCP-XXXX

-mooning cameras
As of 11/20/19, SCP-XXXX has started to moon both mobile and stationary cameras that breach his “personal Space”
Comment: Please for the love of god, stop ordering close inspections. The drone operators are getting sick of it.

-sending golf balls at rovers

Rover A-3 was on a preprogrammed patrol close to area-31

Video start:
A-3 is patrolling close to the edge of a crater panning it’s camera over the area.
A impact is seen directly in-front of the rover, automatic stop engaged.
Camera zooms on the impact spot. There appears to be a golf ball wedged in the ground.
30 seconds eclipse when a second ball impacts a few paces away from the first impact.
Camera follows velocity and finds something on the opposite end of the crater.
Camera zooms to find SCP-XXXX flicking off the camera and lining up another shot.
Drone logs the event before another ball strikes the rover rendering it offline.
Video end

-Putting a leash on rovers

From time to time, SCP-XXXX will place a leash on any stray rover and spend the next hour pretending that it the rover if a dog. The time can be cut down to thirty minutes if the drone operator plays along.

-ridding rovers
memo to all rover operators, please keep a distance while observing SCP-XXXX please keep a distance. SCP-XXXX is known to climb ontop of observing rovers and ride on them.

-rover tipping
memo to rover operators, new events have transpired and new god lines for opeservation will follow this memo. SCP-XXXX has been observed to sneak up to unsuspecting rovers and attempt to flip them. This has occurred on 3 separate occasions and he was only able to flip it 1/3 times.

-attempting to joust a rover; this resulted in the damage

+Incident Reports

-lavatory incident
-cafeteria incident
-rubber ducky incident with SCP-120
-D-class luwow(lū’au)
-+note from Site Director on The Moon Mans random point of access
-digging incident
-drum set incident
-bonfire incident
-model rocket incident

+Welfare checks/Visitation

-visitations/welfare check

+Conversation with The Moon Champion

+Located on Earth

+Movie Night

-movie night

+Christmas

-christmas

+Interaction with the lunar wolf

-interactiong with lunar wolf, make enchanting and foreboding

+Lunar Mint 3655

-hes starting a mysterious downward slide.

+Intoxication and mood change 2/24/2020

-drunk and agitated

+disappearance 2/27/2020

-he and his satchel are gone