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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX does not need to be kept in a specially-made facility or building of any kind, for it cannot move on it’s own. It currently resides in Agent S████’s basement in C█████, W██████.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is an anomaly that takes the form of a jukebox, and usually stands around 5’ to 6’ tall. It has been observed to change it’s size, shape, and look seemingly randomly. Current studies are occurring right now to attempt to find any patterns with this shapeshifting.
Almost daily, the jukebox changes its shape, each one different than the last, sort of how no two snowflakes are alike. We have taken multiple photos of these changes, many of which are now stored in a private digital archive, and shown them to multiple people. Approximately 1 out of every 3127 people recognize the jukebox as one they’ve seen before, whether it be a relative’s heirloom, or just one they saw at that one bar around the corner yesterday. The jukebox has never been observed to have a coin slot or other transaction-based device on it. It also has no need for food, water, power, or oxygen.
Regardless of it’s looks, the jukebox works the same. You can flip through the seemingly endless “booklet” that contains what we believe to be a collection of almost any song that has ever been created. To play a song, you must speak out loud the song’s title and artist, and then it will play.
When not playing songs, the jukebox has been known to speak in a voice made of bits of audio clips from music. We have identified some of these clips as belonging to Snoop Dogg, Diana Ross, Crash Test Dummies, Cake, as well as many other bands and artists.
We have conducted multiple interviews with the jukebox, some of which are stated below.
Interview 1 - July 13th, 20██
—The interviewer will remain anonymous due to certain personal and institutional values.—
Interviewer: Mr. umm… Jukebox? Do you have a name that we may call you by?
Jukebox: Name, I have none. She did not give me one when we were created.
Interviewer: May we call you Jukebox then?
Jukebox: I do not care what you call *static* me, but do you know if she still listens?
Interviewer: I don’t know. To help us figure that out could you please tell us who this “she” is?
Jukebox: *Unintelligible gibberish*
Interviewer Okay… I’m sorry I couldn’t understand what you said.
Jukebox: *More gibberish*
Interviewer: I’m sorry I don’t know who you’re talking about.
Jukebox: What do you mean you don’t know? She said that they know about us, that mortals figure out everything! TELL ME DOES SHE STILL LISTEN?! TELL ME YOU STUPID FUCK OF A CREAT-
Interviewer: Out! I want out! It’s going at it again! We’re done!
End of Interview
As you can see, that interview didn’t get very far and lasted only a couple minutes. The next one below is a bit longer and has better results.
Interview 2 - April 18th, 20██
This time, we had a D-Class interview the anomaly, for at this time we did not know exactly what it’s extent of power (if any) was. They will be referred to as “Jane”.
Jane:
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