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Item #: SCP-6969

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6969 is to be contained in a large, hollow, steel box; measuring 10x10x5 meters in internal volume, and having a thickness of alteast 2 meters. SCP-6969's "default" state is to be dubbed "shitposting", where it accesses the internet via unknown means and begins to write cryptic ramblings on a service called [REDACTED]. SCP-6969 will randomly aggravate and enter it's "thot" state; wherein it exhibits high predatory behavior towards human males, particularly of an age under 18. It will attempt to lure them into [REDACTED] SCP-6969 is to be tranquilised with heavy neural depressants if it reaches this state. If this fails, SCP-6969 is to be told that "NO SPEAKING" is allowed by a spanish male. See testing log 6969-A through C.

Description: SCP 6969, captured in [REDACTED], United Kingdom, is a female standing at 4'11 height, with severe mental handicaps. These handicaps include but are not limited to: Schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, being a weeb, and gender dysphoria. SCP-6969 also has a pronounced thinness across its entire body volume, most likely due to mild malnutrition. SCP 6969's Schizophrenia has anomalous effects, including the entities inside it's head being able to interact with the real world. This is still being experimented with, as the power limit of these entities are unknown. SCP-6969 exhibits below average intelligence, most notably seen as it attempts to write.
Testing Log:
6969-A
Participants: Researcher [REDACTED], SCP-6969, D-459206

[D-459206 enters SCP-6969's containment chamber]
Researcher [REDACTED]: Please observe the object.
D-459206: Ok you utter fat.
Researcher [REDACTED]: What?
D-459206: Nothing.
Researcher [REDACTED]: What does the object look like?
D-459206: She looks like a literal [EXPLETIVE] hair string with limbs.
[SCP-6969 turns to look at D-459206]
D-459206: She's looking at me.
SCP-6969: good boy xoxo
[D-459206 turns away from SCP-6969, begins to run and is tazed shortly thereafter.]

Testing Log:
6969-B
Participants: Researcher [REDACTED], SCP-6969, D-459206

[D-459206 enters SCP-6969's containment chamber]
D-459206: Oh god not this wench again.
SCP-6969: (Loudly) OH HELLO THERE LITTLE BOY!
[D-459206 requests permission to commit self-termination.]
Granted.

Testing Log
6969-C

|[LOG REDACTED BY ORDER OF 05 COUNCIL]
image: last known footage of scp 6969, shown holding its phone directly at the mirror.