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Name: Technician Sollem
Date: 28/4/2020
Total Items: One standard size notecard, three standard circulating US coins of 25¢, 50¢, and $1 denomination each
Note: Hello! It seems I have been transferred to this facility. I am Technician Sollem and from what I could gather from the other people who work here, I should start with a small note for 914. — Technician Sollem
Input: A small message written on a notecard, reading "Hello 914, my name is Sollem and I just got transferred to this facility. I hope we can have a good time together."
Setting: 1:1
Output: The notecard, however, the note's words have been reorganized into alphabetical order.
Input: One 25¢ coin, placed on its "tails" side.
Setting: 1:1
Output: The same coin, however, it has been flipped to the "heads" side. No other changes noted.
Note: Huh, I was expecting something a bit different, but given all the accidents I've heard about going on in this facility maybe I should be more thankful. Let's try going to Fine. — Technician Sollem
Input: The previous outcome, still on its "heads" side.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same coin, but on its "tails" side, no other changes noted. The output produces a cognitohazardous effect that compels people to flip the coin. Property discovered in testing after D-class was seen flipping the output for about 5 hours. Cognitohazardous effect treated with amnestics and output incinerated.
Input: One 50¢ coin, placed on its "heads" side.
Setting: Fine
Output: The same coin, still on its "heads" side. On further inspection the output, when flipped or thrown upwards in any way, can only ever land on its “heads” side and give the user a headache via anomalous means. Output placed in anomalous storage.
Note: "Heads"ache. — Technician Sollem
Input: One $1 coin, placed on its "tails" side.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Object was dispensed approximately 1 meter high in the output booth and landed on its side through non-anomalous means.
Total Items: One standard latex party balloon filled with helium and with the text Happy Birthday! printed on it
Input: One balloon
Setting: Fine
Output: A smaller balloon, with the same text written on it. When D-class instructed to take the balloon out of the Output booth, they released it. The balloon then proceeded to float up to the top of the research cell and pop. Upon popping a Happy Birthday! could be heard coming from the balloon through anomalous means. Confetti was also released by the balloon as it popped. On further inspection, the confetti was made from the same latex as the balloon.
Good thing I brought more balloons, happy birthday Falstaff. - Technician Sollem
Name: Technician Sollem
Date: DD/MM/YYYY
Total Items: 5 standard issue arcade tokens from the American arcade chain ██████████████, one digital pedometer
Note: My budget for testing has not come in yet, so I am going to have to make due with small items that I have. — Technician Sollem
Input: One token
Setting: 1:1
Output: One coin of the same mass as the input. On one side is a picture of Dr. Veritas' face and the words "one free 914 test" written in a ring around it, on the other side is a picture of SCP-914 and the words "in 914 we trust" written beneath it.
Note: Interesting, however I do not think Veritas accepts this as legal tender. Object moved to anomalous storage. — Technician Sollem
Input: One token
Setting: 1:1
Output: One coin of the same mass as the input. On one side is the word "SCP-261", on the other side is a picture of SCP-261 and the words "1 free item" written below it. Object sent to anomalous storage.
Note: So far 914 has been been playing on the "exchange token" idea. Now let's see what happens if we start testing on Fine. — Technician Sollem
Input: One token
Setting: Fine
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