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Item #: SCP-5382
Object Class: Keter (when seen)
Special Containment Procedures: Keep it locked away. DON'T LET ANYONE SEE WHAT IT IS.
Description: Not much people have seen this creature, but when they do, SCP-5282 seems to go into a depressed state. This state only happens when you look at it for more than 5 seconds. Crying follows this depressed state, this crying can be heard from 4 meters away, which deafens anyone who hears it. Then SCP-5382 goes as fast as 50 mph and tries to reach whoever saw it's face. Let's call them "Victim". It screams in that state, but it's not heard, as the personal that heard the cries are deaf. It then repeatedly begins to smash Victim's face in until Victim's face is nothing but a bloody pool. It also appears to be able to feel love and can feel sexual tension and sexual urges. This SCP does not act on those urges, though, until given consent.
Physical Features: This SCP seems to be at least 6'4" No one has ever gotten an exact measurement. It looks exactly like a normal human being, just slightly out of proportions. It has two right hands, its left foot is where its right foot should be and its right foot is where its left foot should be. Its right arm is longer than its left arm and it has 8 left ribs and 5 right ribs. Other than that, it looks like a normal human but with grayish skin. SPC-5382 also wears D-Class clothes that seem to have 5382 instead of a D-Class code.
Audio File taken by Dr. Larson:
Hello, welcome to the reading of SCP-5382 or "It." No one can see it nor touch it. It can only be viewed through photos. No videos though, "It" can get out. You can hear it. It's voice is clear to the human ears. "It" can speak fluent English, despite being from Italy. People who have seen "It" have had abnormal reactions. After viewing, all Class-D brains, in the chamber, exploded within 1 minute of viewing without any explanations. The faculty then began to hear laughing coming from the chamber. The lights went out and SPC-5382 was gone. No one could sleep without finding it. It kept gloating about "How we're all blind." and "How we're so gullible." We found "It." It seems the tables have turned. We then got somebody to interview SCP-5382. The conversation goes like this:
Interviewer: So, how's your day going.?
SCP-5382: Pretty good.
Interviewer: So I've heard about you from the faculty here.
SCP-5382: Indeed. I've heard about your premiere here from the faculty as well.
Interviewer: So how is your relationship like with the other SCPs here?
SCP-5382: For SCP-106, I would say that he is a very interesting fellow. Being able to make his own realm. SCP-1472? I would say that even though it's not here, I think that place has interesting qualities to it. I especially like the raptors, since they seem to enjoy my existence in there. For SCP-096, I would have to say that he is very anonymous. He shields his face from the world, showing his insecurity. SCP-173 is very interesting, to say the least. Nice fellow when you meet him, then you turn your back on him and SNAP just like that. SCP-507 is a very nice fellow to me. He is the only person I feel comfortable being near, except when he has a dimensional shift. Those shifts are loud. I like the sounds of SCP-407. It sounds like a bunch of Native American drums with some nice angelic vocals by both male and female. After that phase, the Native American drums turn into a drum set and the vocals get swapped with an electric guitar. Incredibly soothing, if you ask me. I feel that SCP-079 is very intelligent for his age. I can only imagine being held in a cage, being able to control a whole facility, but not being able to use those powers. I heard he played massive amounts of pornography in site 1. A total badass computer.
Interviewer: It seems that you have a very complex relation ship with all of these creatures.
SCP-5382: Quite.
SCP-5382: Addio, amico mio
Interviewer: Riiiight…?
*Interviewer looks at the containment chamber and walks off slowly after*
That interview went better than expected. I wonder what "It" does to those raptors. I like to NOT think about that one. It seems after 12 hours of the interviewer leaving, SCP-5382 does not seem to cope well with anyone else. He told us that we couldn't share that information with any other personal. We decided to do as it said. That interview was the first time that anyone could look at him for more than 5 seconds. He smiled for the first time in his entire life. I gotta go. SCP-106 is stealing somebody's lunch again. WHY DOES HE DO THAT. Well, anyways, this is the end of this document. Arrivederci!
Note from Dr. Larson: It appears that SCP-5382 likes soft, soothing voices. So we put on some Bob Ross for him. He hasn't looked away from the TV since. So we tried some "Metal Jacket." He covered his ears for the whole episode, while tossing and turning on the floor.
** Note from Dr. Larson://** It seems that SCP-507 had a shift. SCP-5382 went with him. We might loose another SCP today.
6H9-83V-024
Retrieval: Subjects found inside of SCP-1472 and came back in their underwear trying to do a seductive dance. Subjects appear to have collected $10,000.
Subjects arrive in what is known as an alternate SCP-1472. The one thing they notice is out of place is that THEY are backstage. Alternate SCP-1472-1 says to the subjects "You're up next, fellas. Make me some big bucks. Good luck." Subjects claim to have seen Hellen Keller pat them on their backs and say "Good luck, boys." They are then shoved on stage by SCP-1472-1. Subjects claim to see the Club packed with people, even themselves. SCP-5382 claims that SCP-507 did the best Kazotsky Kick anyone could ever pull off. SCP-507 claims that SCP-5382 the best Robot that he's seen anyone do, ever. Subjects then told to "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHED!" It felt awkward, but they complied. They got over $100 dollars just from that. Subjects appear to get into the rhythm. The 'dancers' seems to be impressed, especially SCP-1472-1 and the raptors. Subjects appear to have got so much money in one day that they get more time on stage. Subjects claim that the next day, that dimension's versions of them went on stage and got just as much money. SCP-5382 and SCP-507 stayed there for 2 months. Somehow SPC-5382 seemed to shift back with 507. They seemed to have kept these stripping habits, even when not inside SCP-1472.
- Requests: Permanent access to SPC-1472 and be able to use money they collected, both approved.
