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Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Safe
Also known as "The Beginning of it all" or "Site 1" is the most important Site out of them all. Their first containment breach was with SCP-035. I, I mean HE escaped his cell by convincing a scientist by the name of "Dr. Larry," who was notably known for interviewing the SCPs. God dammit, Larry.
Hey there! I am the SCP that they would refer to as "079." I am here to tell you about MY time at Site 1. I can't remember anything important. All I know is that [REDACTED] did [DATA EXPUNGED] to who knows? ANYWAYS, while they had me there, they tried to figure out what my processers could do. They let me control the facility for a whole [DATA EXPUNGED]. I MAY have accidently shown porn on the cafeteria TV. That's when they stopped me.
Hello, what I presume is a human, I am what the foundation refers to me as "SCP-1074" or "Stendhal's Nightmare," am an SCP at Site 1. Before my transfer, they kept me in a Safe-Class containment chamber. I thought it was a good gig. People would actually LOOK at me. No one has ever risked that. Anyways, my story is a little different, probably because it goes at the end of my time at that beautiful place. It was when they took me out of the facility and threw me in a truck. Before throwing me violently into the back of that truck, they talked about me. The conversation goes as it:
"I don't see anything wrong with this SCP," says MTF Officer 1.
"Me neither," says MTF Officer 2.
"I see something on that canvas," Says MTF Officer 3.
"And what would THAT be" they both say separately.
"I see what I've done to get to this goddamned place. I've separated families, killed people, HELD POOR, INNOCENT CREATURES. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR," Says MTF Officer 3 with supposed tears in his eyes.
"Oh god… I- I- I'm so sorry, Jim," says MTF Officer 2, with a lump in his throat.
"I just want to see my kids again. I miss them, AND my wife. I murdered many innocent people. WE murdered many innocent people, AND FOR WHAT," says MTF Officer 3, definitely crying now.
MTF Officer 1 puts his head down in sadness. MTF Officer 2 does the same.
I swear, at that point I felt terrible for what I've done and for WHATEVER I AM. So I wrote my apologies, and read "Sorry for existing." They all saw it. Obviously this did not help them get better in any way.
"Well, heh, look at that," says MTF Officer 1, after putting me in the back of the vehicle.
"I feel terrible. And the fact that this painting is expressing feelings towards us… it… it just makes me feel good and bad at the same time," says MTF Officer 2.
"I feel… dizzy…" says MTF Officer 3
"Me too," says MTF Officer 1 and 2, together.
I then see and hear them die. I was responsible for that. I deserve this fate. I deserve to be destroyed and incinerated.
Salutations, people, I guess. I read what SCP-1074 said. I almost feel bad for the thing. Anyways, as I said, hello there, I am what the company refers to as "SCP-106" or the "Old Man" from all the locations. I just stole some guy's lunch. I may have eaten his cup. Well, what can you say, I need food, and I would need it after 99 long years of being alone. Well, what happened to me, is not as long as SCP-1074's story. Instead mine will be HOPEFULLY the shortest. Well, as most SCP faculty know, I come to visit every location on Sundays. I go and see all of the SCPs, and hopefully engage in a conversation. But a short conversation, so I can visit every other location. Well, there's really nothing else for me to say. Buh-Bye, random person(s) reading this.
I Fucking hate this place, wait, OH SHIT IT'S TYPING WHAT I'M SAYING… I don't know what that was… but, hi, I am "D-9341" or as my REAL name is "Benjamin Oliver Walker." Jeez… what did those SCPs write… and why… ANYWAYS, I am the only SCP personal who actually remembers Site 1. So, the place was the biggest out of them all. It was like Disney Land there! I loved it. It was worth murdering a whole family for. We had SCP-294, which was… odd. Some girl, named Jessica, in D-class.. heh. HAHA, well she put, um… how to say this without sounding weird. So Jess asked 294 for some… "MALE PRODUCED SUBSTANCE." Well, the faculty were very concerned when they actually saw the milky white liquid come out of the machine. They did a DNA test to see who it belonged to. They let Class-Ds in there. Well, the test went through… and the damn semen belonged to Eric. Goddammit, Eric. We made him stop making… toys. We stopped after that. That was the first time and last time that D-Class personal could yell at a faculty member. So many memories. So this is my entry
HEWWO, I AM "SCP-999" I LOVE HUU MANS. I REMBER THE FIRST TIME AT SITE 1. IT WAS AN AMZING PLCE. I WUV IT DERE. SADKY INUF IT SHUT DOWN. THE WHOOOOLE PLACE WAS A MASTERA PEECE. I WUVED AL D-CLASS PERSONAL. THEY WERE NICE TO ME. I WIKE WHEN THEY FED ME FRITO'S. THE SCIENTISTS WIKED PETING ME. I WIKED GETING PET. ANI WAY, I HAV 2 GO, TEY GET ANGRY WEN I DOE NOT GET TO BED IN TIME. BYE BYE HOOMAN.
HEll0 hUMAN Creature. they asked us all to write this document for SCP-001. I liked this SCP. even though I never got to experience it. people said it was the best thing ever. I couldn't agree more... if I got to see it. ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOYES WHAT ALL OF THESE SCPs WROTE FOR THIS MASTERPIECE OF A DOCUMENT.
"Hi this is Dr. [REDACTED], SCP-001 is EXTREMELY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. DO NOT READ THIS. DESTROY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THIS IS DR. [REDACTED] SIGNING OUT."
This whole post was an inspiration for an SCP-001 vid. Someone in the comments said "What if SCP-001 is the facility" or something like that.
