Q.E.D.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: TO DO

Description: SCP-XXXX is a book of essays titled A Puff of Logic: Musings on the Existence of God. The individual chapters of SCP-XXXX are arguments against the presence of an omnipotent deity, often in simple or facetious language. When all chapters of SCP-XXXX are considered together, however, they directly imply a robust proof against said deity's existence. Despite copious attempts, no counter-proof has been found.

SCP-XXXX was written in 1985 by a 17-year-old by the name of Joshua Towson¹. It was published by a family friend of Towson's and did not circulate widely. As a result, SCP-XXXX went unnoticed by the Foundation for a decade before its content was flagged by the newly-founded Department of Logical and Mathematical Anomalies² as a potential concern.

Addendum as of September 10th, 1995: Disproven Theories Thus Far:

Addendum as of April 16th, 2011: Relevant Media:

Addendum as of May 4th, 2017:

Addendum as of May 15th, 2017:

CRITTERS SO FAR:
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Footnotes

1. Since then, Towson has written several books covering other metaphysical concepts. He is moderately well-known in certain circles as a result and holds a position as assistant professor of philosophy at Columbia University.

2. Later reorganized into the current-day Department of Metaphysics.