提醒所有研究员:
请在记录上加上你们的名字,以及日期和“精炼”物品的数量。
研究员对所有的“输出物”负责。一旦过程中出现生命伤亡,研究员将接受行政审查并可能受到纪律处分。
生物实验已被禁止,如要进行须先经O5指挥部同意。
实验记录格式:
所有实验记录都必须使用这种格式。
姓名:
日期:
所有物品:
输入:
设置:
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测试11828-U5:测试SCP-914的性质和构成
经O5指令的许可,从SCP-914的“外部”拆掉了一个零件。拆除工作被详细记录,拆下的零件经过仔细确认,确保不会导致传动带松动或者损坏其它零件。将一块钢块放入“输入”隔间之后,清空并封锁试验区域。D-00104被遣送至SCP-914,按照指示旋转钥匙并启动SCP-914.
D-00104报告说“钥匙不管用”,观察发现钥匙拧了好几圈也上不紧主发条。并且SCP-914没有任何活动。
使用复制品替代拆掉的部件,和原品用了相同的金属(黄铜)制成。重新将钢块放入“输入”隔间,并将SCP-914设定为1:1。转动钥匙后经过了3.5秒,SCP-914才开始正常运作。精炼完成后,输出了一块和原来钢块拥有相同体积的实心钢球。原部件归还至SCP-914。
笔记:还好,感谢上帝,起码这玩意要是坏了咱们还能修……只要能找到是什么地方坏了。妈的,也有可能我们已经把它弄坏了,谁知道呢……这破玩意儿真让我头疼。-██████████博士
姓名:Gears博士
日期:██/█/20██
所有物品:四个发条怀表,Gears博士所有物
输入:一个镀金怀表
设置:精加工
输出:小发条机械鸟,按尾巴时会发出知更鸟的叫声。
输入:一个镀金怀表
设置:精加工
输出:玩具发条火车的引擎。
输入:一个镀金怀表
设置:精加工
输出:迷你落地式大摆钟,功能齐全。
输入:一个镀金怀表
设置:精加工
输出:小金属钢琴雕像。
Gears博士的笔记:看起来好像SCP-914精炼物品时有着极高的随机性。但是,它似乎保留了一些原来物品的组成部分。在这个例子里,输入的和输出的都是发条机械。并不是固定规则,而是可能性。精炼一个铁块,获得一个没什么构造的铁家伙的几率要比获得一个内燃引擎的几率高。不过呢,两个都是有可能炼出的。
姓名:Gears博士
日期:██/██/████
所有物品:三份和SCP-914有关的文件,照片和实验记录的拷贝
输入:一份SCP-914文件的拷贝
设置:1:1
输出:一个装着之前输入进的文件的文件夹,文件按照时间顺序排列。
输入:一份SCP-914文件的拷贝
设置:精加工
输出:400页的精装书。不包含图画,照片或者所有其他的直观教具(图案之类的)。每一页似乎都是纯黑色的,显微镜测试表明每一页都印着大概两万个字。书中内容和所有已知的书写方式没有任何的关系,而且并没有使用一条线的书写方法,在分散开的页面有着许多单独的字组成的“句子”。每一个句子都需要用一个极度复杂的公式来破解,每一个句子都要用一个独一无二的公式且不能重复。(笔记:经过225个小时的破解后,现已不完全的破解了两个句子。该物品似乎记录了SCP-914的内部构造)
输入:一份SCP-914文件的拷贝
设置:超精加工
输出:一张纸。和原来输入的文件重量完全一样。这张纸似乎是输入的SCP-914文件中的一页。不过当你把这张纸往右面翻的时候,翻过来的那一面(就是翻过来以后朝着你的那一面)是按照顺序的文件的下一页。当把这张纸往左面翻的时候,翻过来的那一面是按照顺序的文件的前一页。没有记录任何新的文件,不过该物品十分容易存放,如果多花点时间翻页阅读的话也许会找到新东西。
(████████首席的备忘录:他在搞我们,你也知道对吧?我才不在乎这是否证实了那东西没有自我意识,这个东西在嘲笑我们!)
Gears博士的笔记:这似乎有些难理解“精加工”和“半粗加工”的意思,这个机器似乎是基于复杂性(个人意见为熵的失去伴随着组成部分与/或者获得物之间的连接性)或者简单化(意思是遗失和分离成为复合材料)的等级来精炼输入物品的。
姓名:Grangan博士
日期:██/██/████
所有物品:五具成年男性尸体
输入:一具尸体
设置:粗加工
输出:一堆人体遗骸。四肢,器官和骨骼似乎经历了粗暴的动作和高温并被粗糙的分开了。输出的东西被描述为“令人不安的”。
输入:一具尸体
设置:半粗加工
输出:一堆人体遗骸。所有内脏和骨骼似乎都被某种切割工具给移开了。皮肤,神经系统,消化系统和循环系统似乎都在不伤害组织的情况下被移开了。输出物被冰冻以用于日后的研究。
输入:一具尸体
设置:1:1
输出:一具亚洲人种的尸体。原来的尸体是白种人。
输入:一具尸体
设置:精加工
输出:一具容纳着SCP-008的尸体,对象被立即火化。
输入:一具尸体
设置:超精加工
输出:绿色黏液。成分和化学成分被鉴定为与SCP-447-2相同。
笔记:根据O5-█的命令,为了减少SCP-447-2接触死尸的可能性,尸体不再可以用于SCP-914的实验。
姓名:Ouros博士
日期:██/█/20██
所有物品:一粒SCP-500药丸
输入:一粒药丸
设置:精加工
输出:一个装饰的金属纪念盒,已鉴定为SCP-427。
姓名:Zemyla Cenh博士
日期:██/██/20██
所有物品:两个完全一样的木质十字架挂件,7.6厘米(3英寸)长
输入:一个十字架
设置:粗加工
输出:一个木头残片,和输入的十字架有着相同的质量,有三面切口。可能是更大的十字架的碎片。
输入:一个十字架
设置:精加工
输出:一个木质十字架,十分精细的雕刻的耶稣基督。
Cenh博士的笔记:这也许暗示着SCP-914有着对宗教的思维能力,更多关于宗教物品的实验可以证明。
本实验或许指出了SCP-914并不是单纯的运作,而是明白输入物品的作用。建议使用安慰剂药物进行实验,确认是否能够输出真正的药物。——Pyrrhus博士
姓名:Gibbons博士
日期:██/██/████
所有物品:三百美元,每个设置使用一百美元
输入:一百美元
设置:半粗加工
输出:一滩墨,一小堆和原来的钱差不多重量的绵和塑料。
输入:一百美元
设置:1:1
输出:七十五欧元。
输入:一百美元
设置:精加工
输出:一个股东的"Soap from Corpses Products"票据,值一百美元。我们不知道SCP-914选择了基金会的前台公司是单纯的巧合还是因为其他一些规则。
更新:在██/██/████,Soap from Corpses Products股票一路飙升,前面提到的“精加工”的输出物现在已经值████美元了。正在调查914选择Soap from Corpses Products是因为他"知道"那股票会止跌回升,还是这只是单纯的好运气罢了。
姓名:█████博士
日期:██/█/20██
所有物品:5张先驱者10号及11号携带的镀金铝板的青铜质地复制品
输入:每一个设定使用一个青铜板。
设置:粗加工
输出:多个青铜立方体和两个青铜球体。
设置:半粗加工
输出:105克铜矿石和15克锡矿石。
设置:1:1
输出:几张CD。经测试,它们记录的数据与旅行者号金唱片相同。
设置:精加工
输出:一张标准尺寸的青铜唱片。测试表明,用一台普通电唱机播放该唱片,将播出一段身份不明者的录音,录音中描述了先驱者号所携带的镀金铝板的内容和意义。
设置:超精加工
输出:一个15厘米高的青铜陀螺仪。在其中心有一根指针,始终指向同一方位;测试证实,无论将陀螺仪置于何处,其中心指针总是指向太阳。
姓名:███████博士
日期:██/█/20██
所有物品:五磅生牛肉
输入:一磅生牛肉
设置:粗加工
输出:一磅牛肉泥。
输入:一磅生牛肉
设置:精加工
输出:一磅半熟牛股肉排。
输入:一磅生牛肉
设置:精加工
输出:一磅的一堆牛肉干。
输入:一磅生牛肉
设置:超精加工
输出:两块半磅的后腹肉牛排,全熟并且沾上一些肉汁。
输入:一磅生牛肉
设置:超精加工
输出:[数据删除]目标消灭,无人员伤亡。
姓名:█████博士
日期:██/█/20██
所有物品:五张国税局1040表格(空白)
输入:一张国税局1040表格(空白)
设置:粗加工
输出:几百张薄纸条
输入:一张国税局1040表格(空白)
设置:半粗加工
输出:一块木头,被有一股很浓气味的液体打湿。测试显示该液体是由各种在造纸程序里要用到的化学品组成的。
输入:一张国税局1040表格(空白)
设置:1:1
输出:一张国税局4868表格(空白)
输入:一张国税局1040表格(空白)
设置:精加工
输出:一张国税局1040表格,所有空白地方包括页边的空白和纸的背面都写满了对国税局和税收的咒骂,用了下述的语言[使用的频繁度来排序,从使用最频繁的到使用最不频繁的]:巴斯克语,昆雅语[见下],苏美尔语,彻罗基语,一个用弯曲的符号书写的无法辨认的语言,汉语文言文,英语(从所诅咒的话来看,明显是C.1650——1750这个时期的)。在对无法辨认的符号进行很长一段时间的研究之后,█████博士确认该语言和现在所有的语言没有任何共同之处。苏美尔语里有三个从所有已知的文章里都找不到的词。用昆雅语诅咒国税局的骂人话里总是出现一个叫“魔苟斯”(Morgoth)的人或东西。
输入:一张国税局1040表格(空白)
设置:超精加工
输出:一张国税局"MXL"表格,在“年”上填上了35,和“GAIVS IVLIVS CAESAR AVGVSTVS GERMANICVS1”的名字,所有金钱的数字都用罗马数字填上并且结尾上总是跟着一个“迪纳厄斯2”。
姓名: Clopine博士
日期:8/15/09
所有物品:五张在相纸上用HP Photosmart 3310多功能打印机打印出的11 X 8.5英寸的蒙娜丽莎
设置:粗加工
输出:一堆碎相纸,几滩墨。
设置:半粗加工
输出:一片8.5 x 11英寸的塑料,一张8.5 X 11英寸的纸,几摊墨。
设置:1:1
输出:一张8.5 X 11英寸的维特鲁威人的复制品。
设置:精加工
输出:一张8.5 X 11英寸的蒙娜丽莎的复制品,印在画布上。测试显示,该画作是现代所作的油画。
设置:超精加工
输出:一个7 x 10英寸的印在木板上的蒙娜丽莎的复制品,已经鉴定为杨木。涂料样品测试为油画,涂料有蜂蜡,焚烧后的骨头,一些玻璃和矿物颜料。一些迹象表明矿物颜料为手工研磨,进一步的实验说明了绘画时间是在16世纪前期。输出物品现在保存在Clopine博士的工作室。
姓名:“Q”教授
日期:██/██/20██
所有物品:一个国际象棋棋盘,棋子都摆在初始位置
设定:1:1
输出:一个国际象棋棋盘,白方王前的兵向前走了两步。
输入:上述的棋盘,黑方的兵移到了符合规则的位置
设置:1:1
输出:一个国际象棋棋盘,白方的王后向对角线移动到了符合规则的位置,其它棋子位置不变。
“Q”教授:对,我的确在和914下象棋。对,我意识到它也许是无意识的,但那就很难解释它为什么赢了。
姓名:C███████博士
日期:██/██/20██
所有物品:五张勒内·马格里特所作的形象的叛逆的印刷品
输入:一张上述的印刷品
设置:1:1
输出:一个和画上相同的烟斗,上面刻着“C'est une pipe”(这是烟斗)。
输入:一张上述的印刷品
设置:1:1
输出:一个近乎相同的印刷品,上面用英语写着“这不是烟斗”,笔迹和原本的文字相同。
输入:一张上述的印刷品
设置:精加工
输出:一张勒内·马格里特所作的两个谜团的印刷品。
输入:一张上述的印刷品
设置:超精加工
输出:一张没有名字的画的印刷品,经艺术专家鉴定,该画出自勒内·马格里特之手,但并不存在关于这幅画的记载。这幅画在形象的叛逆之上增加了[数据刪除]。
输入:一张上述的画
设置:超精加工
输出:一张白纸,有着让研究员相信那是一个烟斗的模因成分。这张纸被C███████博士意外地毁掉了,他把那张纸放进嘴里并且点燃,然后受到了轻微的烧伤,除此之外没有受其他的伤。
姓名:J█████ N██████博士
日期:██/██/20██
所有物品:五个用白面包制作的金枪鱼三明治
输入:一个金枪鱼三明治
设置:粗加工
输出:一堆小麦,一小堆酵母,一滩水和一块抽搐的血淋淋的肉(后来被鉴定为金枪鱼的肌肉系统)。
输入:一个金枪鱼三明治
设置:半粗加工
输出:一小块面包,几片煮熟的金枪鱼肉。
输入:一个金枪鱼三明治
设置:1:1
输出:一个用黑麦面包做的三文鱼三明治。
输入:一个金枪鱼三明治
设置:精加工
输出:一个金枪鱼三明治。金枪鱼被鉴定为最优质品,使用的面包又轻又软。使用D级人员测试后,对象大幅提升了认知能力;进一步的化学分析表明其中含有异常高的Omega-3和Omega-7脂肪酸。
输入:一个金枪鱼三明治
设置:超精加工
输出:一小块面包被烤成了一个形状非常逼真的金枪鱼。当门打开的时候,金枪鱼面包立马开始绕着房间“游泳”并且游出了房间。对象推测失踪。
姓名:████████博士
日期:07-01-2004
所有物品:五个成年SCP-939的样本。实验已经O5命令批准
输入:每一个成年SCP-939的样本对应一个SCP-914的设置
设置:粗加工
输出:一堆骨头碎片,碎掉的牙齿和不同大小的零碎的红色半透明的组织。组织断断续续的抽搐了几个小时然后停止活动。物资留作进一步研究。
设置:半粗加工
输出:对象按照一定规律被分成了几堆组织,包括但不限于(推测是)肌肉组织,两堆磨碎了的骨头组织(关于这个分组的意义,如果有的话,那就是未知的),牙齿,皮肤,总共大概有17米的食道组织被分解成了许多螺旋形状的东西,并且有将近15千克腐烂的人肉和骨头碎片、碎布条、和一个撕碎的工牌堆成一堆,鉴定工牌的拥有者为D-09355。和上一个测试一样,SCP-939的组织抽搐了几个小时后停止活动。SCP-939的残骸将收回留作进一步研究。人类残骸火化。
设置:1:1
输出:[数据删除]
设置:精加工
输出:相同的SCP-939样品,呼吸停止。对象被立即转移到一个增强防守的坚固的房间,用闭路电视进行监控。设施安全部队被命令高度警惕。24小时以后,对象没有活动的迹象。36小时以后,对相对外界刺激没有任何反应,接着宣布了对象的死亡。验尸无法鉴定死因,SCP-914没有对对象做任何结构上的修改。遗骸留作进一步研究。
设置:超精加工
输出:一堆闷燃着的白灰。
姓名:██████博士
日期:██/█/20██
所有物品:八本完全相同的詹姆士王圣经
输入:一本詹姆士王圣经
设定:粗加工
输出:一张皮革,一块有着原来圣经3/4尺寸的木块,一堆沾上墨的破布,一卷丝线。
输入:一本詹姆士王圣经
设定:1:1
输出:一本古兰经。
输入:一本詹姆士王圣经
设定:1:1
输出:死海古卷的手写摹本,写在莎草纸上。
输入:一本詹姆士王圣经
设定:精加工
输出:一本有着灰色页面和金色书皮的书,语言未知。
输入:一本詹姆士王圣经
设定:1:1
输出:一本名为“撒旦圣经”的书。
输入:一本詹姆士王圣经
设定:精加工
输出:一张DVD,里面以动画片的形式储存了所有的圣经故事。
输入:一本詹姆士王圣经
设定:精加工
输出:一个人形小雕像。会随机讲述圣经中的语句,如果对其讲述圣经中的语句,它会接着往下读。声音与书中人物相称,旁白则是无法分辨性别的中性声音。
输入:一本詹姆士王圣经
设定:超精加工
输出:一本好像有无限页数的书(现在已经数到了两百万以上),内容是所有已知宗教的经文,有着评论和脚注,用了许多不同的语言,还有一些(目前)未知的宗教的经文。
姓名:██████博士
日期:██/██/20██
输入:一张8.5x11英寸的打印纸,上面写着“我想要一个大芝士汉堡3。不要酸黄瓜,不要洋葱。大薯条,再来一份中杯百事可乐”。为██████博士用#2号铅笔手写
设置:1:1
输出:一张8.5x11英寸的纸,写着“我要一个皇堡4。不要番茄酱,不要芥末酱。小份洋葱圈,再来一份中杯可口可乐。”
输入:一张8.5x11英寸的打印纸,上面写着“我想要一个大芝士汉堡。不要酸黄瓜,不要洋葱。大号薯条,再来一份中杯百事可乐”。为██████博士用#2号铅笔手写
设置:精加工
输出:一叠仿造的美国货币,使用标准纸张并且用#2号铅笔的铅打印。钱的数目正好是纸上所要的物品的总价格加上税。
输入:一张8.5x11英寸的打印纸,上面写着“我想要一个大芝士汉堡。不要酸黄瓜,不要洋葱。大号薯条,再来一份中杯百事可乐”。为██████博士用#2号铅笔手写
设置:超精加工
输出:一张8.5x11英寸的纸,其上有着和现在所有已知书写系统都没有关联的一系列符号。看过这张纸的对象声称他们突然特别想吃奶酪汉堡。
姓名:Westrin博士
日期:23/2/2017
所有物品:一颗我的螺丝
输入:我的螺丝
设置:1:1
输出:你的螺丝
姓名:Syka Brown博士
日期:7/12/20██
所有物品:一个██████牌的“弹力球”,连着纸版标签。
输入:一个仍然连着商标的██████牌的“弹力球”
设置:精加工
输出:一个连着纸板标签的██████牌“强力弹力球”,性能和市面上的同款产品相同。
输入:一个██████牌“强力弹力球”
设置:精加工
输出:一个小一些颜色不同的球,连着纸版标签,证实这是一个“██████牌‘特好弹力球’”。该制造商似乎并没有生产这种球。测试显示该球每反弹一次只损失0.█%的能量,这使其性能极端的高。
输入:一个██████牌的‘特好弹力球’
设置:超精加工
输出:一个球,看上去和输入的没有区别。但实际上,当布朗博士扔下这个球后发现,差别在于其[已编辑]。[数据删除]45名人员伤亡,并达到了逃逸速度。推测其目前正在环绕火星运行。
姓名:Von Hildebrandt博士
日期:██/█/20██
所有物品:一(1)沓SCP-914的实验记录和其他研究素材的照片的复印件
输入:一沓研究素材
设置:精加工
输出:一本皮革封面的大本书,54厘米x42厘米,内页是256页羊皮纸,标题使用金箔书写。书中章节和标题的语言在第一次无法辨认,后来才发现该语言是老芬兰方言。书中内容用美体字书写,超过一半的页面使用彩色墨水和金银箔仔细装饰。翻译后发现,书中内容和输入的素材内容完全一样,并以时间顺序排列。这本书经过碳-14年代测定法测定为在公历十一世纪早期制作的。
和该时代不符的是,在书的反面包装里头被封上了一个小口袋,口袋里装的似乎是现代袖珍光盘,直径10厘米。光盘内的数据需要被用一种未知的编码破解。试图推测该编码来破解数据的工作正在进行中。
笔记:很可惜书中的内容是保密的。这书的一小块就值世界上任何一个博物馆。我从没见过这么精美绝伦的书法,不过书中的彩饰才是最有趣的部分。这本书不仅描绘了一些输入和输出物品,也画出了SCP-914的发条装置和其他机械部分;也许比起用深奥的方式,它们更愿意在发光页使用直接的方式来描述SCP-914的运转方式。
姓名:██████博士
日期:2013/06/06
所有物品:五张18x18厘米的正方形纸,上面用黑色墨水写了一些狭义相对论的公式。
输入:一张写着狭义相对论公式的纸
设置:粗加工
输出:一滩纸浆,几滴黑色墨水。
输入:一张写着狭义相对论公式的纸
设置:半粗加工
输出:18张儿童用的乘法抽记卡。
输入:一张写着狭义相对论公式的纸
设置:1:1
输出:一张画着毕达哥拉斯的多面体五元素图示的纸。
输入:一张写着狭义相对论公式的纸
设置:精加工
输出:带着又黑又小的象形文字的陶瓷。符号尚未被识别。
输入:一张写着狭义相对论公式的纸
设置:超精加工
输出:一个用复杂合金制作的黑色小方块,周围被光照时方块会发出刺耳的声音。
姓名:Disk博士
日期:2013/06/01
所有物品:五块不同的青铜锭,每一块都重1千克
输入:1千克青铜锭
设置:粗加工
输出:20个不同的青铜块,平均每一块重50克。
输入:1千克青铜锭
设置:半粗加工
输出:两个大号青铜螺栓,两个都有500克
输入:1千克青铜锭
设置:1:1
输出:一块200克的锡锭和一个800克的紫铜锭
输入:1千克青铜锭
设置:精加工
输出:一个复杂精细的青铜轮毂盖,重1千克。铭文似乎是韩语。
输入:1千克青铜锭
设置:超精加工
输出:一个矩形的青铜钟表,高24厘米,重1千克。有自动上发条的结构,并且似乎每当表针走动的时候会自动调整到正确时间。
笔记:这个实验所有的输出物品目前都存放在Site-19的仓库。
姓名:Falconis 博士
日期:10/4/2013
所有物品:三本沃尔特·艾萨克森所著的《史蒂夫·乔布斯》精装本
输入:一本沃尔特·艾萨克森所著的《史蒂夫·乔布斯》精装本
设置:1:1
输出:一本沃尔特·艾萨克森所著的《比尔·盖茨》精装本。书籍内容为上述人物的传记。
输入:一本沃尔特·艾萨克森所著的《史蒂夫·乔布斯》精装本
设置:精加工
输出:一片描绘了史蒂夫·乔布斯讲述他的传记的 DVD 。
输入:一本沃尔特·艾萨克森所著的《史蒂夫·乔布斯》精装本
设置:超精加工
输出:一个上面有一个按钮的金属立方体。当按下按钮,就会出现史蒂夫·乔布斯的全息影像。影像似乎有智能,能回答有关乔布斯一生以及苹果电脑的基本问题。
姓名:MTF Zeta-9 指挥官 █████ ███████,助理研究员Daniels
日期:24/12/2016
所有物品:五把标准的FN P90突击步枪,装满子弹。
输入:一把P90
设置:精加工
输出:一把P90突击步枪,直接观察未发现变化。操作后发现其不再消耗弹药,而是发射430亿GPa的压缩空气,射程超过了700米。对站点的军械库造成了严重破坏。
姓名:A Sutherland博士
日期:22/10/2016
所有物品:一部三星Galaxy Note 7
输入:一部三星Galaxy Note 7
设置:1:1
输出:一个M67破片手榴弹。测试未发现异常效应。
A Sutherland博士的笔记:我搞这个是因为好奇,以及不想让手机在我的口袋里爆炸。很明显SCP-914有幽默感,并且了解时事。
姓名:Levy博士
日期:27/10/2016
所有物品:四罐330毫升的听装可口可乐
输入:一罐可口可乐
设置:粗加工
输出:一小堆铝屑和砂糖的混合物、还有一股水蒸气
输入:一罐可口可乐
设置:半粗加工
输出:一罐Tesco可乐
输入:一罐可口可乐
设置:1:1
输出:一罐百事可乐
输入:一罐可口可乐
设置:精加工
输出:一小堆可卡因
姓名:Sanders博士
日期:12/25/2016
所有物品:三张《生活多美好》的DVD
输入:一张《生活多美好》的DVD
设置:1:1
输出:一张《白色圣诞》的DVD
输入:一张《生活多美好》的DVD
设置:精加工
输出:一张《小鬼当家》的DVD
输入:一张《生活多美好》的DVD
设置:超精加工
输出:一张看似普通的《生活多美好》的DVD。12名D级人员观看到影片结束时,所有人都消失了。24小时后所有人重新出现,其中六名已经死亡、四名似乎失去了记忆。剩下的两名声称在另一个宇宙中没人认得他们。
姓名:De Vries博士
日期:1/21/2017
所有物品:一套3.5e版本的完整版“龙与地下城”核心规则书、一瓶维生素“软糖”
输入:一套3.5e版本的完整版“龙与地下城”核心规则书。
设置:精加工
输出:一本大书,长11英寸,宽9英寸,厚2英寸。标题是《完整版龙与地下城核心规则书套装3.5e》。检查后确认书的内容是三本规则书的整合,使用“Milwich”字体。
DeVries博士:“要是有人想用,我把这个放在娱乐室了。下周二我还会开一个团。想玩的自己带人物卡来。”
输入:一瓶维生素“软糖”
设置:1:1
输出:一瓶维生素片。
DeVries博士:“我也不知道我为啥觉得会出其它结果。”
姓名:Cykes博士
日期:2/2/17
所有物品:五把██████牌小提琴,五个██████牌小提琴弓
输入:一把██████牌小提琴和琴弓
设置:粗加工
输出:一小堆锯末、碎塑料和金属屑的混合物,还有一些又硬又短的毛发
输入:一把██████牌小提琴和琴弓
设置:半粗加工
输出:若干个木球、塑料球、金属球,还有按照颜色顺序排列的毛发
输入:一把██████牌小提琴和琴弓
设置:1:1
输出:一把██████牌中提琴和琴弓
输入:一把██████牌小提琴和琴弓
设置:精加工
输出:一把完美调音的██████牌小提琴,以及一个看起来无异常的██████牌琴弓。进一步测试发现小提琴就算胡乱调音也不会走调。
输入:一把██████牌小提琴和琴弓
设置:超精加工
输出:一把小提琴和一个琴弓,表面带有发光的蓝色纹理。不管怎么调音,小提琴的音永远是准的,而琴弓不需要涂松香。当演奏时,不管演奏者水平如何,演奏出的声音听起来都像是经过了常年练习,并且能够完美演奏任何歌曲。此乐器演奏出的音乐还带有镇静效果。物品正在等待SCP分级。
笔记:这玩意就算演奏《在各各他山上5》都很好听。
姓名:Curtis博士
日期:2/7/17
所有物品:一磅煮熟的█████牌熏肉,和一张SCP-682的照片。
输入:如上表所列。
设置:超精加工
输出:一个SCP-682的微型复制品,约五英寸(12.7厘米)高的肩膀上,完全由煮熟的█████牌熏肉和照片纸构成。其为完全有生命的且对周围的一切生命都表现出敌意。其逃脱了围堵,企图杀死在场的所有人员,但由于其较小的体积和组成的材料使其无法造成任何伤害。其在移动时会发出“滋滋” 的声音,几名工作人员形容那种声音“很悦耳”。 分类为SCP-682-BAC的请求被拒绝了。
注:很有趣,Curtis博士。但你被暂停测试SCP-914直到另行通知,尽管我不得不承认,那的确很香。- Gears博士
姓名:技师Lantern
日期:2/7/17
所有物品:4公斤石英晶体,长度为15-60毫米。
注:放松,这次我付钱。顺便提一下,为什么这个房间里有一股熏肉的味道?-技师Lantern
输入:1公斤上述石英
设置:精加工
输出:一个大型石英音叉,当其轻轻地拍打在测试室的墙壁上时,[数据删除],附带临时听力损失的副作用。
注:嗯,这符合我的假设,让我们再来一次。-技师Lantern
输入:1公斤上述石英
设置:精加工
输出:一群水晶大黄蜂,就像普通的黄蜂一样,但由于其组成成分显得更持久。这群黄蜂迅速的将技师Lantern作为攻击目标,但在造成更大损害之前就被制服了。
注:尽管我是对的但我还是很讨厌它。不玩了,剩下的全放进去吧。-技师Lantern
输入:2公斤上述石英
设置:精加工
输出:一个直径18厘米的光滑石英球,漂浮在地上。球体发出连续的铃声和光。
从移除所有物体的测试室得到的音频: “你想把我送走吗,你这白痴机器?!神父在上,我对我所做的一切感到抱歉,只是不要把我给炒了!”
姓名:Veritas博士
日期:2/7/2017
所有物品:五张相同的便笺(由Veritas博士抄写),上面写着:‘你有意识吗?’
输入:一张便笺
设置:半粗加工
输出:一摊墨水和一堆木浆
输入:一张便笺
设置:1:1
输出:同样大小的一张便笺,上面写着:‘你是否有主观上的感觉,感知,和感受?’笔迹与Veritas博士不匹配。
输入:一张便笺
设置:精加工
输出:同样大小的一张便笺,上面以拉丁文写了勒内·笛卡尔在1641年所著的《第一哲学沉思录》的片段。上面写着:'Ego sum, ego existo, quoties a me profertur, vel mente concipitur, necessario esse verum.' (English: 'I am, I exist, whenever it is uttered from me, or conceived by the mind, necessarily is true.').
输入:一张便笺
设置:超精加工
输出:同样大小的一张便笺,上面写了哲学家约翰·洛克所著的《人类理解论》的片段。上面写着:
'This Source of Ideas, every Man has wholly in himself … And though it be not Sense, as having nothing to do with external Objects; yet it is very like it, and might properly enough be called internal Sense.'
注: 这个测试的目标是与SCP-914沟通,并了解它是否具有自我意识。让我们…将其记录为‘不确定’好了。—— Veritas博士
姓名:Kowalski博士
日期:2/9/2017
所有物品:三份2017年2月9日的《纽约时报》
输入:一份上面提到的报纸
设置:1:1
输出:一份2017年2月9日俄亥俄州的《克利夫兰老实人报》。与另外一份同日期报纸反复核对后确认所示内容相同。
输入:一份上面提到的报纸
设置:精加工
输出:一份2017年2月9日的《纽约时报》。与另外一份同日期报纸反复核对后发现文本中有许多不同之处,主要包括对一些事实错误的纠正,以及用一些类似于红笔标记出来的语体偏误。
注:影评人专栏完全与原文相矛盾。 –Kowalski博士
输入:一份上面提到的报纸
设置:超精加工
输出:一份2017年2月10日的《纽约时报》。粗略检查内容,发现大片空白;最后的四页完全没有内容。其中文本和广告的内容是不断变化的:有关相关事件的文章只有在事件发生后才会出现。
注:看来我们看到新闻由草案成型的过程了,有趣。 –Kowalski博士
姓名:Hadian博士
日期:2/15/2017
所有物品:五副完整的塔罗牌
输入:一副完整的塔罗牌
设置:粗加工
输出:一堆含有木材和塑料微粒的细粉尘。
输入:一副完整的塔罗牌
设置:半粗加工
输出:一堆墨迹斑斑的卡片。
输入:一副完整的塔罗牌
设置:1:1
输出:一副被重新洗过的完整塔罗牌。
输入:一副完整的塔罗牌
设置:精加工
输出:一副塔罗牌,其中三张被抽了出来,放在了前面一排:一张倒立的圣杯国王(King of Cups)、一张倒立的皇后(III - The Empress)、和一张正立的圣杯二(Two of Cups)。
输入:一副完整的塔罗牌
设置:超精加工
输出:一个类似于"Magic 8-Ball” 的球状装置,完全由塑料和木头制成。该设备准确且持续的回答了几个简单的问题。已收容此物品以备将来测试。
注:我问它,在接下来的两年里我是否会有女朋友。答案比我想象的更令人沮丧。 -Wittig博士
输入:一张从先前的一副中拿出的塔罗牌
设置:超精加工
输出:一张小名片,上面整齐的打印着“Hadian博士今晚会中头彩”。
注:不出所料,最后一个并没有实现。-Hadian博士
姓名:Hadian博士
日期:18/3/17
所有物品:三个用米和气球自制而成的”压力球”
输入:一个上述的”压力球”
设置:1:1
输出:一个小豆袋,类似专业小丑所使用的豆袋
输入:一个上述的”压力球”
设置:精加工
输出:一个没有改变的压力球. 其后项目将会在随机1至5分钟内投射到距离项目最近的人员脸上,假设该人员脸上有佩戴面具或受到其他方式保护,项目会转为投射到该人员的胃部或下体.项目随即被收容并破坏.
注:我想这个”压力”球真的按照字面意思的想法 .哎哟. -Hadian博士
输入:一个上述的”压力球”
设置:超精加工
输出:一个手掌大小的泰迪熊玩偶.其内容物是塑胶粒.该项目拥有自我意识并会对人员要求拥抱,项目似乎喜好抱脚或脖子,项目已被收容留待日后研究.
注: 谁决定进一步研究这个…对这个小家伙好一点,好吗? -Hadian博士
注(2): 我们都是这样想的但是我会说出来,这个和SCP-1048非常相似.要求项目配备追踪器 -Clinton博士
姓名:特工Acal
日期:30/4/17
所有物品:五瓶约翰走路威士忌
输入:一瓶威士忌
设置:精加工
输出:一瓶 乐加维林威士忌
输入:一瓶威士忌
设置:1:1
输出:一瓶伏特加
输入:一瓶威士忌
设置:精加工
输出:一瓶40年的百富威士忌
输入:一瓶威士忌
设置:超精加工
输出:一没有标签的500毫升玻璃瓶,装满了清澈的紫色气泡液体。液体味道像高级波旁酒,酒精含量为55%。摄入液体的受试者报告感到极度兴奋。
输入:一瓶威士忌
设置:半粗加工
输出:一堆玻璃碎片和一些水还有一些麦芽。
输入:一瓶以前实验过的伏特加
设置:超精加工
输出:五瓶小瓶装的Kors伏特加
姓名:Hadian博士
日期:20/3/2017
所有物品:三 (3) 个未解决的数独和三 (3) 个未解决的填字游戏。
输入:一个未解决的数独
设置:1:1
输出:一个未解决的数独,数字发生了变化。
输入:一个未解决的数独
设置:精加工
输出:一个解决的数独,边缘有完整的笔记和涂鸦
输入:一个未解决的数独
设置:超精加工
输出:由许多小方格组成的巨大网格,类似于一个放大的数独。网格包含几个字符,通常不会在标准的9x9数独表格中找到,包括几个希腊字母,各种不明的象形文字,箭头和中文。
注:由于可能有人想对它进行破解,这个结果已被复印和放大。
输入:一个未解决的填字游戏
设置:1:1
输出:一个未解决的词语搜索的游戏
输入:一个未解决的填字游戏
设置:精加工
输出:一封简短的信,内容包含各种短语,与填字游戏的线索相同。
输入:一个未解决的填字游戏
设置:超精加工
输出:一张皱巴巴的纸,以极高速度并伴随烟雾发射
//注:是啊,我也从来不怎么喜欢那些东西。 //
姓名:Greer博士
日期:02/02/2017
所有物品:三个未开封的Fox Labs 'White Lighting'牌胡椒罐。
输入:一个胡椒罐
设置:粗加工
输出:一些金属和塑料废料,几个混合各种化学品的水坑,以及一些辣椒油树脂。
输入:一个胡椒罐
设置:1:1
输出:一个未开封的福克斯实验室'Mean Green'牌胡椒喷雾罐。
输入:一个胡椒罐
设置:超精加工
输出:一个小罐辣椒。化学测试显示斯科维尔指标等级超过3亿,使其成为迄今为止世界上最辣的辣椒。
姓名:Ursini博士
日期:3/20/17
所有物品:三个标准9mm克拉克19的弹匣
输入:一个上述弹匣
设置:1:1
输出:一个UMP45的弹匣, 弹药数量相同,导致弹匣有些空。
输入:一个上述弹匣
设置:精加工
输出:一个弹匣,看起来与输入相同。物品在对非生命物体发射时无效。当被射击到人类目标时,目标会留下一段被子弹击中的记忆,并会完全相信自己已被子弹击中并无视旁人的提醒
注:这也许可以用于基金会的审讯? ——Ursini博士
输入:一个上述弹匣
设置:超精加工
输出:子弹发射时,子弹会主动寻找人类目标。然而子弹仍然会像正常情况一样失去速度,子弹的转动速度会使它绕着人体运动,直到它失去所有的动能。
注:对上述弹匣的更深入实验已被禁止。我们不能冒着让子弹在走廊上飞来飞去并造成收容失效的风险继续实验了。——Ursini博士
姓名:Armond博士和McKnight特工
日期:██/██/2017
所有物品: 三本《指环王》的复印版
输入:一本“指环王”的复印版。
设置:1:1
输出:三本比原来小的书:一本《指环王》,一本《双塔》,一本《国王归来》。值得注意的是,这些书构成了《指环王》三部曲。
输入:一本“指环王”的复印版。
设置:精加工
输出:一个用压缩纸做成的金戒指,上面用黑色字写着“指环王”。佩戴后,发现戒指可以变大或缩小,以适应佩戴者。除此之外,没有其他异常现象出现。
输入:一本“指环王”的复印版。
设置:超精加工
输出:一本只有原来书页数三分之一的书,标题为《A New Shadow》,它的情节围绕着一个叫艾达瑞安的男孩展开。应当指出的是,J·R·R·托尔金曾经写过一本同名的书,但并没有发表。
笔记:你可以拥有指环,Armond,但是我想要这本书。我准备去复印它。有托尔金的粉丝想要读这本书吗? ——McKnigh特工
姓名:Sven博士
日期:4/9/17
所有物品:三个塑料制克莱因瓶
输入:一个克莱因瓶
设置:半粗加工
输出:一些不同尺寸的塑料制小方块
输入:一 个克莱因瓶
设置:1:1
输出:两个莫比乌斯环
输入:一个克莱因瓶
设置:超精加工
输出:[数据删除]维空间异常现象在Sven博士试图移除它时严重伤害了他。项目不久后内爆,留下大量被精细研磨的塑料。
姓名: Dr. Geralds
日期: 5/11/201█
所有物品: Four (4) printed images of a swastika
输入: One (1) printed image of a swastika
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) black and white photograph of Adolf Hitler. Confirmed to be a copy of an existing photograph.
输入: One (1) printed image of a swastika
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) printed image of the lotus symbol, which is common in Hindu iconography.
输入: One (1) printed image of a swastika
设置: Fine
输出: A portrait of Adolf Hitler, hand-painted in printer ink. Object does not seem to resemble any such portrait currently in circulation.
输入: One (1) printed image of a swastika
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) highly detailed image of the Hindu god Lakshmi.
姓名: Dr. Geralds
日期: 5/11/201█
所有物品: One (1) silver ring originally belonging to D-23387, who described it as having been in her family "for generations", two (2) silver rings identical to the one owned by D-23387
输入: One (1) unmarked silver ring
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) silver pendant, of quality make.
输入: One (1) unmarked silver ring
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) silver bracelet. While wearing the bracelet, the subjects reports feeling an increase in confidence and physical attractiveness. No further anomalous properties exhibited. Object placed in containment for further study.
输入: One (1) unmarked silver ring, previously owned by D-23387
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) silver ring engraved with the phrase 'in loving memory of █████ █████'. █████ █████ is confirmed to be a deceased relative of D-23387. Object placed into containment.
Note: This, combined with the last test, seems to strongly suggest that SCP-914 acts on the 'meaning' humans apply to objects, rather than any self-aware view of them. This certainly explains some of the behavior of SCP-914, but I still feel like we're missing something. -Dr. Geralds
姓名: Dr. ██████
日期: 10/11/████
所有物品: Three (3) 512GB thumb drives containing modern software for generation and multiplication of prime numbers, of the type used in cryptography.
输入: One (1) thumb drive, as described above
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) thumb drive, containing the first ███████ prime numbers.
输入: One (1) thumb drive, as described above
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) thumb drive containing software designed to solve a variety of different known codes and ciphers, as well as some that are currently undocumented.
输入: One (1) thumb drive, as described above
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) thumb drive. Object appears to have an internal quantum computing system, and when given encoded data, will [REDACTED] compared to any modern system. Object placed into containment for further study.
姓名: Researcher F████████
日期: 20/04/201█
所有物品: Three (3) non-magnetic 1-kilogram chunks of magnetite with an iron content of 50% by mass. Magnetite acquired from the [REDACTED] badlands.
输入: One (1) 1-kilogram chunk of magnetite, 50% iron content.
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) magnetized 1-kilogram cube of magnetite, with a magnetic field strong enough to cause compasses up to 10 meters away to point directly at it.
输入: Two (2) 1-kilogram chunks of magnetite, 50% iron content.
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) 1-kilogram chunk of pure iron, and one (1) 1-kilogram chunk of minerals revealed to have the same chemical composition as rock found in the [REDACTED] badlands.
姓名: Dr. Margeon
日期: 25/5/201█
所有物品: Five (5) plush bears.
输入: One (1) plush bear.
设置: Rough
输出: A large mound of stuffing and torn-up fabric. Aforementioned fabric also had burns.
输入: One (1) plush bear.
设置: Coarse
输出: One (1) ball of stuffing wrapped in fabric of bear.
输入: One (1) plush bear.
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) plush dog.
输入: One (1) plush bear.
设置: Fine
输出: Aforementioned bear is remade out of velvet, and is soft to the touch.
输入: One (1) plush bear.
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) animated plush bear. Subject is harmless, and will "piggyback" on anyone that it is curious about. It then will proceed to show large amounts of affection to the carrier. Subject is currently being tested before clearing release to Dr. Margeon.
Name: Dr. Grunsberg
Date: 3/31/09
Total Items: Five (5) DVD copies of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix"
输入: One (1) DVD copy of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix"
设置: Rough
输出: One (1) small pile of polycarbonate plastic in powder form alongside trace amounts of ink.
输入: One (1) DVD copy of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix"
设置: Coarse
输出: One (1) blank DVD-RW circa year 2000
输入: One (1) DVD copy of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix"
设置: 1:1
输出: Seven (7) celluloid film reels adding up to a full showing of 1999 film "The Matrix" plus trailers for films to release that same year
输入: One (1) DVD copy of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix"
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) damage-resistant DVD copy of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix"
输入: One (1) damage-resistant DVD copy of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix"
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) Blu-Ray drive readable copy of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix", exact disc format unknown. As well as possessing the high resistance of the first "Fine" output, the "Extras" section of this disc was found to contain twenty thousand times more material than present on the market product, of which SCP-914's version included (but was not limited to): all footage shot for behind-the-scenes featurettes; complete footage of every actor and actress auditions by film's directors, regardless of final employment; all raw unedited footage shot by main cameras for "The Matrix"; all 3D models and 2D assets used to create visual effects for "The Matrix"; every sound effect and musical cue in isolated audio files, including all unused material, with full Hollywood orchestration for concepts scrapped or forgotten by the film's composer, plus dozens of remixes for licensed tracks.
Note: 08/10/09 - After multiple tests to ensure minimal levels of danger, disc was included in carefully-constructed anonymous package designated for delivery to household of one L███ W████████. Due to last second discovery of sensitive production notes on disc that could jeopardize stability of film's parent production company, package was intercepted halfway to destination on 08/12/09.
输入: One (1) Blu-Ray drive readable copy of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix", exact disc format unknown
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) ████████-readable physical storage medium. Object initially unreadable. However, after eight months of development, a prototype for a new kind of storage reader (████████) was built by Foundation researchers. Upon successful reading, researchers found object to contain a bewildering array of data. Dr. ██████ estimated that 99.999926% of content is entire raw, non-anomalous █████ ███ █████ ██████ ██ ███ █████ ████ dating back to roughly 1877. The new unit of storage also features a 30-hour-long documentary series ("A History Tinted Green") which explores how "The Matrix" fits into this timeline. Various figures are interviewed in a featureless white room by what appears to be a young K█████ R█████. Of note is a joint interview of Samuel Clemens and Joseph Campbell.
Note 1: 04/01/10 - Dr. █████, a noted film enthusiast, entered a destructively excited emotional state upon learning of breadth of content, and, for project's protection, has been denied access to lab for study's duration. Requests for specific data from the object, however, are not to be rejected. No extraordinary data handling rules currently require enforcement, although this may change if Dr. █████'s interest becomes a dangerous obsession.
Note 2: 05/09/10 - This output is final. However, for the purposes of adding to the Foundation's storage capabilities, the object will spend further time in research to discern if recreation of new medium falls within safe limits.
输入: One (1) DVD copy of 1999 motion picture "The Matrix"
设置: Coarse
输出: One (1) heavily-worn VHS home video of Japanese schoolchildren acting out 1999 motion picture "The Matrix" in backyard.
Note 1: 01/01/11 - One (1) child has been successfully identified, with the others in progress. Approximately nine (9) Foundation-tested anonymous packages are being designed, with fractal-remastered content to be included within.
Note 2: 03/31/11 - One (1) package air-mailed to address in Fukushima.
姓名: Dr. Maguire
日期: 5/11/2017
所有物品: Three (3) 'Marshall' brand speaker systems.
输入: One (1) 'Marshall' brand speaker system.
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) 'Sony' brand speaker system. Sound quality was identical between the two, despite the differing manufacturers and materials.
输入: One (1) 'Marshall' brand speaker system.
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) speaker system of unknown brand. When turned on and provided with music, sound produced was indistinguishable from the quality and timbre of a live performance by instrumentation.
输入: One (1) 'Marshall' brand speaker system.
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) black sphere, assumed to be a single continuous speaker. When approached by D-9566, object scanned his head, emitted a sharp electronic beep, and began to emit sound at around 150 decibels. Mild structural damage was done to the test chamber, and all personnel within 500 m of the chamber sustained hearing damage of varying degrees, from temporary damage to permanent loss. Activation event was ended when Agent Kane opened fire on the object with his sidearm. While these shots missed the object, they did impact with D-9566, killing him and ceasing the event.
Note: I can't believe the last thing I ever heard was Barry Manilow. We couldn't have found a D-Class with better music taste? -Dr. Maguire
姓名: Dr. T████
日期: 15/05/17
所有物品: 3 (Three) 50 pence coins. The first is a "Britannia" Issue coin minted in 1997 (one of the most common designs used), the second is a "Coat of Arms" Issue coin minted in 2012 (another very common design), and the third is a "Kew Gardens" Issue coin minted 2009 (one of the rarest coins in circulation, and highly sought after by collectors).
输入: 1 "Britannia" Issue 50p coin, dated 1997
设置: Fine
输出: 1 "Britannia" Issue 50p coin, dated 2008. Output is notably less tarnished than input.
输入: 1 "Coat of Arms" 50p coin, dated 2012
设置: Fine
输出: 6 coins, each of a different denomination of British Currency. All are in the post-2008 Coat of Arms style, although the date on each coin varies between 2008 and 2014.
输入: 1 "Kew Gardens" 50p coin, dated 2009
设置: Fine
输出: 1 20p coin, with no date.
Note: In 2008, due to a mistake at the Royal Mint, a single batch of 20p coins were minted without a date. These "dateless" 20p coins are highly sought after by collectors, in a similar manner to the input coin.
姓名: Agent Reed
日期: 21/05/2017
所有物品: (5) █████ brand recording microphones
输入: (1) microphone, as mentioned above
设置: Rough
输出: A small pile containing coil, wire, and various metal sheets
输入: (1) microphone, as mentioned above
设置: Coarse
输出: Same microphone as mentioned above, heavily worn and rusted.
输入: (1) microphone, as mentioned above
设置: 1:1
输出: Different brand of microphone, slightly golden.
输入: (1) microphone, as mentioned above
设置: Fine
输出: Vintage microphone, confirmed to be from the 1970's. Later confirmed to be identical to the microphone used at Elvis Presley's last concert.
输入: (1) microphone, as mentioned above
设置: Very Fine
输出: A highly reflective, blue microphone. Audio recorded on the microphone has no correlation to any nearby sounds. Audio is often completely random, containing popping, banging, ringing, etc. After prolonged exposure to these sounds, subjects report feeling nauseous and paranoid.
Note: This could be used as some sort of interrogation device, I'll keep it in the Site-██ armory, if anyone wants to use it.
姓名: Dr. T████
日期: 11/25/17, 18/05/17, 25/05/17
所有物品: 3 £10 notes. 1 will be used for each test. Each test will occur at 12:00pm GMT.
输入: 1 (One) £10 note
设置: 1:1
输出: HK$100
Note: Hong Kong was previously British territory prior to 1997. It is unknown whether SCP-914 chose HKD by chance or if it chose this currency due to Hong Kong's prior association with Great Britain, although the fact that it chose to use a note from the pre-handover era lends to the latter theory. Also of note is that HK$100 was, at the time of the test, almost equal in value to the £10 used as an input.
输入: 1 (One) £10 note
设置: 1:1
输出: 2 £5 notes, both from the same year as the input.
输入: 1 (One) £10 note
设置: 1:1
输出: €11.60
Note: This was, on the day of the test, almost equal to the value of the money used as an input.
姓名: Researcher Mason
日期: 26/5/2017
所有物品: 4 LEGO X-wing starfighter construction sets, unopened
输入: 1 LEGO X-wing starfighter construction set, unopened
设置: Rough
输出: A heap of molten plastic, wood pulp, and various inks
输入: 1 LEGO X-wing starfighter construction set, unopened
设置: 1:1
输出: 1 LEGO TIE fighter construction set, unopened
输入: 1 LEGO X-wing starfighter construction set, unopened
设置: Fine
输出: A fully assembled LEGO X-wing. Upon further examination, various mechanisms and devices were discovered inside the X-wing, such as electronically operated landing gear, wings, lights, and canopy.
输入: 1 LEGO X-wing star fighter construction set, unopened
设置: Very Fine
输出: X-wing flew out of Output booth at 72 km/h and shot heated plasma at any personnel in its way, resulting in ██ casualties. Object broke out of Site-██ and left the atmosphere in 12 seconds. Current location is unknown.
姓名: Dr. Geralds
日期: 03/06/201█
所有物品: Three (3) lithium-ion batteries, manufactured by A123Systems
输入: One (1) lithium-ion battery
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) lithium-ion battery, manufactured by the Chinese company Hunan Shanshan Toda Advanced Materials Co., Ltd.
输入: One (1) lithium-ion battery
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) object that resembles an unmarked lithium-ion battery. Closer inspection revealed that much of the internal mass of the battery had been converted into a radioactive isotope of █████████, deriving power from its nuclear decay, with a design very similar to that used in many spacecraft. Object placed into storage.
输入: One (1) lithium-ion battery
设置: Very Fine
输出: When the output door opened, air rushed into the output chamber as if a vacuum had been present within. The object is a black cube with two electrical nodes on the top, fifteen (15) cm across, and weighing exactly the weight of the input battery plus the air in the chamber. The object is unmarked, with the exception of a small printing on one side, warning users that the object contained antimatter, and advising caution. Antimatter composition of object has not yet been confirmed, but has shown no limit to energy capacity. Object currently under testing.
Note: I think we should refrain from putting anything with a lot of potential energy into SCP-914 in the future. If the pressure wave from the air had damaged the output, all of Site-██ could have been destroyed. Not a pleasant thought. -Dr. Geralds
姓名: Dr. Kobylka
日期: 06/05/2017
所有物品: One (1) Crayola brand crayon, standard red color, one (1) Crayola brand marker, standard red color
输入: One (1) Crayola brand crayon, standard red color
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) vibrant red crayon, no wrapping or any form of brand mark
Note: after testing the crayon, the crayon mark seems to radiate heat and light with a red hue. Further testing needed; crayon put in storage
Further testing proves crayon to be safe. The crayon will be placed in the lounge for whoever is feeling artsy and wishes to draw a picture during break
输入: One (1) Crayola brand Marker, standard red color
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) marker, no brand mark. Removing the cap reveals a bright red tip.
Note: The tip seems to stay bright despite the level of light in the room. Testing proves that, not unlike the crayon, marks made by said marker glow red and radiate heat. Further testing needed; marker put in storage. Further testing proves marker to be safe. The marker will be placed in the lounge as well.
姓名: Dr. Hadian
日期: 8/7/2017
所有物品: Three (3) comforters, fitted for twin-size beds.
输入: One (1) of the comforters
设置: 1:1
输出: A quilt of similar make and size.
输入: One (1) of the comforters
设置: Fine
输出: A hand-crafted blanket. The thread count is notably high and the surface has a sleek, silky feel, but the mass is unaltered.
输入: One (1) of the comforters
设置: Very Fine
输出: A comforter that has shown moderately anomalous properties. Testing with a few voluntary subjects shows that wrapping them up in the blanket, such that it covers around 80% of their body, results in a sense of security and well-being. Subjects wrapped in it and laid on their back report drowsiness and lose consciousness exactly 300 seconds later. The subject remains unconscious until the blanket is removed, at which point they awaken, reporting a restful sleep. Additionally, during this rest period, minor injuries and afflictions disappear, including scrapes, bruises, and in one case, a nasty cold.
Note: Well, that's enough from me for tonight. Someone wake me at 8, will you?
姓名: Dr. Collins
日期: 8/17/2017
所有物品: Five (5) New generic brand skateboard wheels w/ bearings
输入: One (1) wheel (green)
设置: Rough
输出: A few chunks of unformed green rubber and plastic, as well as a small pile of steel dust.
输入: One (1) wheel (green)
设置: Course
输出: Disassembled green skateboard wheel. Appears to have been used heavily and shows scuff marks and discoloration.
输入: One (1) wheel (green)
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) wheel (red) of identical make and quality.
输入: One (1) wheel (green)
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) unmarked black wheel of almost perfect quality. The outer rubber of the wheels greatly resists wear even with prolonged use, and the center bearing exhibits almost no friction, and was successfully left spinning in a vacuum sealed environment for just under ██ days.
输入: One (1) wheel (green)
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) bearing, suspended by an invisible outer wheel of unknown material. Although invisible, the outer wheel physically exists and appears to use higher-dimensional translations to redirect the force of gravity and propel the object forward at at about half the speed of free fall. The wheel can be easily stopped at low speeds, but gains momentum quickly while unhindered. Prospective researchers should note that under the influence of gravity the wheel will always retain a 1/4mg horizontal force, even while at rest.
Note 1: And they say you can't reinvent the wheel.
Note 2: Following the collision of a Class-D personnel with Dr. ████ at ██ mph, all human testing has been suspended until Dr. ████ can come up with a procedure that isn't idiotic.
姓名: Dr. Hadian
日期: 8/19/2017
所有物品: Three (3) collections of children's toys made from magnets and ball bearings
输入: One (1) magnet and bearing set
设置: 1:1
输出: A collection of interlocking plastic rods. The tips of each are magnetised.
输入: One (1) magnet and bearing set
设置: Fine
输出: A series of magnetic rods and metal balls that appear to be self-replicating and self-assembling. Current structure is a pyramid roughly half a meter wide and tall. This structure shows no other anomalous properties and has been safely contained.
输入: One (1) magnet and bearing set
设置: Very Fine
输出: A fine metal dust that exhibits similar properties to the "Fine" result, appearing to resolve itself into crystalline structure. It can be safely molded by hand, with the rough consistency of hot wax, and can be pulled apart without much effort. Class-D personnel who touched the substance barehanded reported a feeling of delight, and continued to play with it even as it encased their hands. Subjects were pulled away without injury and the substance has been contained.
Note: Well, it certainly seems like a fun little toy to play with, but I'm fairly certain this isn't safe by any metric.
姓名: Dr. C. Ahearna
日期: ██/██/2017
所有物品: Three (3) Samsung Galaxy phones
输入: One (1) Samsung Galaxy phone.
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) Apple iPhone.
输入: One (1) Samsung Galaxy phone.
设置: Fine
输出: A cell phone of unknown make or model, still using the same Android Operating System as before. The device seemes to have the capability to use cellular data even while out of range of any cell towers. More testing is required.
输入: One (1) Samsung Galaxy phone.
设置: Very Fine
输出: A black, malleable circular disk with a single button on the back. Pressing the button causes a hologram to begin projecting from a small LED-like device on the front. The hologram functions as an operating system for the device, which like the output produced by the Fine setting never loses cellular service. More testing is required.
Note: I think we should reverse engineer the holographic phone produced by the Very Fine test, it could potentially be an amazing business opportunity if we can figure out how to reproduce it. - Dr. Ahearna
姓名: Dr. Greer
日期: ██/██/2017
所有物品: Five (5) blank keycards, not loaded with cryptographical access codes. Intended to be used by technicians to test new card readers.
输入: One (1) aforementioned keycard
设置: Rough
输出: A small pile of ground PVC plastic and approximately half a gram (0.5g) of magnetic composite material.
输入: One (1) aforementioned keycard
设置: Coarse
输出: One (1) blank keycard, cut in half.
输入: One (1) aforementioned keycard
设置:1:1
输出: One (1) SCP Foundation identification card. The card appeared to belong to "John Doe" and was filled out with similar generic information.
输入: One (1) aforementioned keycard
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) clearance level five keycard. The card was demagnetized and discarded.
输入: One (1) aforementioned keycard
设置: Very fine
输出: One (1) keycard, belonging to a nonexistent company, "Arwachenzelli". Upon insertion into a keycard reader, it will cause an immediate short-circuit.
姓名: Dr. Mason
日期:07/06/17
输入: Five (5) realtime location beacons, standard Foundation issue.
Note: The area above and around SCP-914 was set with receivers before this test. In this test, all directional notation is relative to the central "Intake" and "Output" booths, i.e., a subject standing at the mainspring is facing "North".
输入: One (1) tracking beacon
设置: Rough
输出: Small amounts of various scrap metals and other composite materials of tracking beacons.
Path: Within the first 0.15 seconds, the signal was traced to move 3.41 meters "North" before turning exactly ninety one (91) degrees. Signal was lost after another 0.3 meters.
输入: One (1) tracking beacon
设置: Coarse
输出: One (1) tracking beacon, with battery and transceiver unit removed. No other visible damage.
Path: While again initially traveling "North" for 3.41 meters, the tracking device remained functional for almost twice the amount of time as the first trial. This path appeared to follow the outer edges of the rectangular main body of SCP 914 before the signal was lost.
Note: I wonder if there are set paths that each setting follows. - Doctor Mason
输入: One (1) tracking beacon
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) unlabeled tracking beacon consistent with those used by Canadian counterterrorism groups.
Path: "North" for 3.41 meters. Signal then moves towards one of the "Southwestern" outer segments of SCP-914, where it repeatedly follows an equilateral triangle for 0.13 seconds before losing signal. Analysis of received signals shows a new signal retracing a path back to the booths.
Note: Seriously, though. What is that first bit Northward for? I've checked the recordings, it does that in every test. Every. Single. One. -Dr. Mason
输入: One (1) tracking beacon
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) apparent tracking beacon, components consistent with Foundation-specific requirements. Tracking beacon is smaller than standard, with certain unknown components. Testing revealed it to be fully operational, although signal was lost mid-test, as the output ran a different operating system.
Path: "North" for 3.63 meters. "South-southeast" for 0.7 meters. Accelerates in the opposite direction for four (4) meters before signal cutoff.
Note: So, I was talking to a colleague about my testing, and they said that the Fine output sounded familiar. Turns out the smaller beacon and the new OS are both prototypes right now. Guess we end up using them. - Dr. Mason
输入: One (1) tracking beacon
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) thin strip of translucent film, shown to be attachable with static cling. Discovered to be remarkable resilient for its size when D-1126 tore a fingernail pulling it off of the wall of the Output Booth. Currently unreadable.
Path: "North" for 3.41 meters. Subsequently appears to reach all parts of SCP-914, although high speeds prevented receivers from accurately tracking the path.
Note 1: Well, that was disappointing. At least I got a strip of fancy tape. Hopefully I'll be able to get something out of the prior results. -Dr. Mason
Note 2: So, turns out if you let that tape stick itself to your hand, you can draw the paths of whatever it recorded. You also draw a legend, and what appears to be a menu screen. I'm going to try to get this put onto a D-Class to preserve my wrists. - Dr. Mason
Note 3: Wow. So, not only did the new tracker record its own movements, it somehow recorded ALL of the movements. Of EVERYTHING that 914 has worked on over the last 3 months. I think I've finally gotten 914 to work with us, albeit with a lot of analysis involved. This is amazing. -Dr. Mason
Note 4: [EXPLETIVE DELETED]. I thought it would make sense for ONCE. But no, it had to be messing with us again. One of my interns - sorry, Junior Researchers - found out that, if you superimpose all the paths from the tracker, you get a 3D image of the Foundation logo. It's pretty for art drawn in GPS, but it still makes this whole project meaningless. Piece of [EXPLETIVE DELETED] doesn't follow set paths. It does whatever it wants. -Dr. Mason
Note 5: Dr. Mason has been placed on psychological leave due to apparent stress. Junior Researcher Chen has taken over. Analysis of the object paths taken will continue. -O5 Command
姓名: Dr. Praetorious
日期:█/█/2017
所有物品: (5) promotional Audio Compact Discs, “Banana Pancakes” by Jack Johnson
输入: (1) Disc
设置: Rough
输出: Shredded multi-colored reflective polycarbonate plastic coated with aluminum.
输入: (1) Disc
设置: Coarse
输出: Pools of yellow and black ink (most likely from label), aluminum and polycarbonate plastic pellets.
输入: (1) Disc
设置: 1:1
输出: (1) Audio compact disc, “Ain't No Reason” by Brett Dennen
输入: (1) Disc
设置: Fine
输出: (1) Apparently unchanged compact disc. However when played for D-class personnel, they commented on the superior quality of the music and a lasting preference for Jack Johnson’s singing, requesting more of his works (measurement of the duration of musical preference in progress).
输入: (1) Disc
设置: Very Fine
输出: (1) Apparently unchanged compact disc. However when played for D-class personnel, test subjects mentioned tasting maple syrup and bananas, additionally had a feeling of fullness afterwards. They declined offers of food for a period of 4 hours afterwards, and blood tests immediately after the experiment indicated the consumption of a high carbohydrate meal, even though no food had been consumed by the subjects for 6 hours previously. No other anomalous effects were reported.
Note:Interesting results. Let’s see what happens with a different CD.- Dr. ██████
姓名: Dr. Praetoreous
日期:█/█/2017
所有物品: (5) Audio Compact Discs, “Toxic” by Britney Spears
输入: (1) Disc
设置: Rough
输出: Shredded multi-colored reflective polycarbonate plastic, coated with aluminum.
输入: (1) Disc
设置: Coarse
输出: Pools of black and red ink (most likely from label), aluminum and polycarbonate plastic pellets.
输入: (1) Disc
设置: 1:1
输出: (1) Audio compact disc, “Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera
输入: (1) Disc
设置: Fine
输出: (1) apparently unchanged compact disc. However when played for D-class personnel, they commented on the extreme skill of the singing. Subsequently stomach pains and nausea were reported. Anomalous effects continued for approximately 36 hours after the test.
输入: (1) Disc
设置: Very Fine
输出: (1) apparently unchanged compact disc. However when played for D-class personnel, an immediate euphoric effect was noted, with certain individuals weeping with emotion and others falling over with apparent rictus smiles on their face. Soon after the effects were noted additional symptoms were exhibited, including seizures, jaundice, and vomiting. The experiment was immediately ended, however researcher A-1 ████ was injured by D-17645 while attempting to turn off the disc player, begging the researcher to allow him to continue listening to the music.
Security proceeded to restrain the remaining ambulatory D-class personnel long enough for ██████ to deactivate the player. Physical examinations and testing of the individuals exposed to the music revealed the presence of a previously unknown euphoric-inducing toxin in their bloodstreams. Chelation was performed, but one individual expired from a combination of kidney failure, liver failure, and cardiac necrosis.
Note: Let’s try and avoid any more CDs that might be interpreted as "dangerous". It might be a good idea to just get a Lawrence Welk single and see if people get drunk. - Dr. ██████
姓名: Dr. P
日期: 10/██/2017
所有物品: 5 4 copies of the book "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"
输入: One (1) Book
设置: Rough
输出: Large pile of shredded and burnt paper
输入: One (1) Book
设置: Coarse
输出: Book Cover, all pages of the book ripped out and scattered around the empty cover.
输入: One (1) Book
设置: 1:1
输出: One copy of the book "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", but in Spanish.
输入: One (1) Book
设置: Very Fine (Note: input was supposed to be set to "Fine")
输出: One paper Phoenix, weighing 2.65 lb (same weight as a copy of the book). The Phoenix then attacked the remaining two copies of the book (the remaining English copy, and the Spanish copy from the previous test) and attempted to attack personnel. It was killed with only minor paper cuts to Dr. P
姓名: Dr. Dextrainia
日期: 11/██/17
所有物品: one (1) Remington 870 shotgun (no bullets chambered), fifteen (15) 9mm bullets, and one (1) Beretta M9 handgun.
输入: One (1) Remington 870 shotgun
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) Mossberg pump shotgun. When fired, acted normal for a mossberg and was discarded to the armory locker after testing and no other anomalies were found to be present.
Input: Fifteen (15) nine (9) millimeter bullets
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Nine (9) millimeter bullets that when fired from a Beretta M9 handgun home to the nearest signs of life. In the event of testing, a security guard was hit and killed. The cause of death was not from a wound, but from cardiac arrest. The bullets were discarded.
Note: I'm not sure if the bullets should be used as actual ammunition as they pose a huge threat to other personnel. I'm requesting that testing of bullets on very fine is prohibited. -Dr. Dextrainia
Extra Note: Granted. -O5-7
姓名: Dr. Simonson
日期: ██/██/2017
所有物品: Three (3) jars of crude oil
输入: One (1) jar of crude oil.
设置: Rough
输出: One (1) jar of solid asphalt.
Note: The jar was unharmed, strangely.
输入: One (1) jar of crude oil.
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) jar of gasoline.
输入: One (1) jar of crude oil.
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) jar of LPG. Aforementioned gas quickly escaped after opening the “output” door.
Note: I probably should’ve sealed it.
姓名: Dr. Reece
日期: ██/█/20██
Total items: 5x generic gum balls, assorted colors, commonly found in grocery store $.25 candy dispensers.
输入: 1x purple gum ball
设置: Rough
输出: Melted puddle of gum, separate puddle of purple food coloring.
输入: 1x red gum ball
设置: Course
输出: Separate piles of dextrose, corn syrup, gum base, corn starch, and red food dyes.
输入: 1 green gum ball
设置: 1:1
输出: 1 everlasting gobstopper.
输入: 1 blue gum ball
设置: Fine
输出: 1 blue gum ball. Outer shell was a much glossier blue than input gum ball. When chewed, subject reported that the flavor was that of farm ripened blueberries.
输入: 1 yellow gum ball
设置: Very Fine
输出: 1 shiny yellow gum ball. Gum appears to glow faintly in low light. Testing indicates no source for this glow. When chewed, subject reported feelings of euphoria. Subject indicated that the gum reminded them of their favorite childhood meal, but couldn't elaborate as to what the flavor actually was. Flavor apparently does not fade away as with normal chewing gum.
Notes from Dr. Reece: The everlasting flavor seems to be further indication that this thing modifies objects based on our perception of them. Everyone wishes gum would keep its flavor for more than a few minutes.
姓名: Dr. Simonson
日期: 23/11/17
Total items: Three (3) ordinary keys from the lost-and-found room.
输入: One (1) key
设置: Coarse
输出: A drill bit. Subject was made of brass, as was the input item.
输入: One (1) key
设置: 1:1
输出: A padlock. Subject can be opened by a replica of the input key.
输入: One (1) key
设置: Very fine
输出: A perfect copy of SCP-005, including its anomalous properties. Subject is now contained at Site-██.
姓名: Dr. Ashwood
日期: 05/12/17
Total items: Three (3) wool blankets
输入: One (1) wool blanket
设置: Coarse
输出: A pile of unrefined wool.
输入: One (1) wool blanket
设置: 1:1
输出: A cotton blanket of identical mass and thickness.
输入: One (1) wool blanket
设置: Very fine
输出: An extremely light-absorbent blanket made out of an unidentified material. When given to D-class personnel, feeling was described as "extremely comfortable."
Notes from Dr. Ashwood: I'm going to be taking this one home for some extra… research. Yeah.
Extra note: Rumours have circulated around the building that Dr. Ashwood was seen cuddling with her blanket several hours after testing in the mess hall. Reminder that it is very unprofessional to spread rumours about other personnel.
姓名: Dr. Westrin
日期: ██/12/2017
所有物品: One piece of paper referencing [DATA EXPUNGED]
输入: One piece of paper referencing [DATA EXPUNGED]
设置: Fine
输出:
姓名: Researcher █████████
日期: 12/17/17
所有物品: One 10 kg ingot of copper, one 10 kg ingot of tin, one 500 g block of wood, one 100 g spool of cloth, one 50 g nugget of copper, one 50 g nugget of tin, 2.5 g of wood, a 0.5 g patch of cloth, and two photographs of SCP-914.
输入: One 10 kg ingot of copper, one 10 kg ingot of tin, one 500 g block of wood, one 100 g spool of cloth, one photograph of SCP-914
设置: Very Fine
输出: One miniature model of SCP-914 weighing the same as all input materials, including the photograph. The model possesses all features of the original, including complex miniaturized clockwork, intake booths and a miniature setting knob and mainspring key.
The miniature model was tested to determine if it functioned similarly to SCP-914.
输入: One 50 g nugget of copper, one 50 g nugget of tin, 2.5 g of wood, a 0.5 g patch of cloth, one photograph of SCP-914
设置: Very Fine
输出: One even smaller model of SCP-914 weighing the same as all input materials, including the photograph. The model possesses all features of the original, including complex miniaturized clockwork, intake booths and a miniature setting knob and mainspring key.
It's SCP-914 all the way down. -Researcher █████████
姓名: Dr. Hadian
日期: 1-2-17
所有物品: One (1) roll of yarn and one (1) porcelain teapot, full
输入: The above items
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) teapot, still porcelain, of the same make as the input; however, it was filled with a viscous, multi-colored fluid. Additionally, the yarn was replaced with a length of brown string, that has a vaguely earthy scent to it. Further testing shows the teapot's contents to be chemically similar to organic fibers, particularly those found on the coats of several subspecies of sheep, while the string appears to be made from the remains of a plant of the family theaceae.
Note: How did it even do that? - Dr. Hadian
姓名: Dr. Obs
日期: 06/01/18
所有物品: Two (2) Tardis Flight Control Toys. (10th & 11th)
输入: One (1) Tardis Flight Control Toy. (10th)
设置: Very Fine
输出: The Tardis Flight Control Toy changed "Era" Going from 10th to 5th, Though a toy of this Era never existed.
输入: One (1) Tardis Flight Control Toy. (11th)
设置: Very Fine
输出: Same as Previous item.
Note: The cheeky bugger is saying 5th is better! - Dr. Obs
姓名: Mr. Mellows (Linguistics)
日期: 20/01/2018
Total items: Fifty (50) English-Russian Dictionaries
Note from Mellows: Let's see if we can luck into some known to unknown languages. All Fifty test will be done on the 1:1 setting.
输入: one (1) English-Russian Dictionary
设置: 1:1
输出: one (1) Swahili-Mongolian Dictionary.
Note from Mellows: Yes! We're on the right track.
Tests 2-35 omitted
输入: one (1) English-Russian Dictionary
设置: 1:1
输出: one (1) Mayan hieroglyphs-Egyptian hieroglyphs Dictionary.
Note from Mellows: I got excited there for a moment. Might need to look up the Rosetta stone.
Tests 37-42 omitted
输入: one (1) English-Russian Dictionary
设置: 1:1
输出: one (1) Klingon-Arabic Dictionary.
Note from Mellows: Finally an alien language!.
Note from Assistant Researcher: No, that's from a TV show.
Note from Mellows: …Damn.
输入: one (1) English-Russian Dictionary
设置: Fine
输出: one (1) Book listing Human foodstuff dishes for many occasions with (presumed) alien foodstuff dishes for those same occasions with images of normal human & (presumed) alien foodstuffs. The human dishes are in described in French, the alien dishes are described in an unknown language using the International Phonetic Alphabet.
Note from Mellows: Who set this thing to Fine?! …Well, at least we now know how to cater to the aliens, and what their food is called.
Tests 45-49 omitted
输入: one (1) English-Russian Dictionary
设置: 1:1
输出: one (1) Braille English-Pictogram Dictionary.
Note from Mellows: We got a limited understanding of alien food and not much else. I'll need to rethink my strategy here.
姓名: Dr. Sato
日期: 21/01/2018
Total items: One copy of ●●|●●●●●|●●|●’s report
输入: One copy of ●●|●●●●●|●●|●’s report
设置: 1:1
输出: Nothing
Note: Dr. Sato believes that rather than there having not been any output, but rather ●●|●●●●●|●●|● managed to retrieve it before any results could be examined.
姓名:Ochre博士
日期:01-25-2018
输入:一个接面场效晶体管6
设置:1:1
输出:一个詹戈·菲特7的微缩模型
不错的双关。 —— Ochre博士
姓名:J P█████博士
日期:07-02-2018
所有物品:5把IMI8沙漠之鹰.50AE手枪,未装弹。
输入:1把沙漠之鹰.50AE
设置:粗加工
输出:大约4.4磅(2千克)金属块,由上述沙漠之鹰的材料组成。
输入:1把沙漠之鹰.50AE
设置:半粗加工
输出:1把完全拆解的沙漠之鹰,每个组成部分按照大小排列。
输入:1把沙漠之鹰.50AE
设置:1:1
输出:1把IWI杰里科941手枪。
笔记: 杰里科手枪也是由IMI设计并制造的,外观上与沙漠之鹰有相似之处。
输入:1把沙漠之鹰.50AE
设置:精加工
输出:一架小炮,重4.4磅。其背部可被打开并装入一发.50AE子弹。一个小型扳机位于炮的顶部。
笔记: 这给了手铳一个全新的意义。此物品将会被放入站点军械库。
输入:1把沙漠之鹰.50AE
设置:超精加工
输出:一个小型发条鸟,外观与秃头鹰相似。物品的表现与真正的秃头鹰相似,除了温顺许多。
笔记:我不知道我期待什么,但是一个发条鸟甚至不是我考虑到的一种可能。有时,这只鸟似乎会发出音高不同的咔哒声,这声音存在某种旋律模式。 —— J P█████博士
更新:我发现了它发出声音的模式和美国国歌《星光灿烂的旗帜》相同。我将会收藏这只鸟并称它为肯尼迪。 —— J P█████博士
姓名:Hadian博士
日期:2-17-2018
所有物品:1份打印的JavaScript程序,由Hadian博士以娱乐的目的而写。
输入:上述手稿
设置:超精加工
输出:一连串千纸鹤,当房间被打开时立刻起飞,毫无规则地飞行。大多千纸鹤撞到门上并竖直落地,异常性质消失。
笔记:打印的程序是一个类似Flappy Bird的应用。
有趣。我将会尝试一些复杂一点的东西。 —— Hadian博士
姓名:Hadian博士
日期:2-17-2018
所有物品:1份打印的JavaScript程序,内容为一个聊天机器人。
输入:上述手稿
设置:超精加工
输出:一个说话断断续续,陈述内容偶尔前后不连贯的小型纸制头颅。尽管有沟通的能力,该头颅似乎缺乏真正的感知力,而只是重复背诵教导过它的短语以及其他一些基本的英语句子。
笔记:意料之中。我可能弄错了,但似乎即使作为一台机器,SCP-914仍然能以某种方式理解机器代码。在我们对于它“基于对象的‘含义’起作用”这一理解上,上面的实验结果很合理。我们已经明确了它能提供大多数编程语言的功能,并且有机会借此获得更稳定的结果。 —— Hadian博士
姓名:研究员Mikk
日期:2-21-2018
所有物品:1份打印的JavaScript程序,内容为一个自主学习的聊天机器人。 另提供5千克不锈钢9,10克铜,500克塑料。
笔记:这是对Hadian博士实验的继续。 —— 研究员Mikk
输入:1份上述程序的打印稿,5千克不锈钢,10克铜,500克塑料
设置:超精加工
输出:同上次一样,但这次由不锈钢制成。声音与聊天机器人Evie相似。当与一台电脑用USB线连接时,它将会以一种类似Cleverbot的方式和你开始对话。更深入的研究正在等待O5批准。
笔记:根据第一个和它对话的人所说,它具有意识。但这一点仍存疑,因为其程序代码十分简陋,且当其在普通电脑上运行时不具有意识。
姓名:Hadian博士
日期:2-22-2018
所有物品:1份手写的JavaScript程序,1个荧光灯泡。
笔记:上述程序设计为当灯泡正面朝上时点亮。这次测试旨在确认SCP-914是否 会按照说明制造这样的物品。
输入:上述材料
设置:超精加工
输出:一个发荧光的物体,不透明,呈烟熏白色。对象可以被轻易的移动,但不能通过旋转使之不垂直与地面。任何破坏这一性质的尝试中,对象均无法移动,导致测试员手滑,无视重力,甚至在一次尝试中对象弄碎了一件动力工具的主轴,该工具连接到对象上尝试将其旋转。
我们还是下个“没有结论”的定论的好。不过这确实是个不错的镇纸。 ——Hadian博士
姓名:Sato博士
日期:2/24/17
所有物品:1把未装弹的M16电动软气枪
输入:1把未装弹的M16电动软气枪
设置:1:1
输出:1把手拉弩弓,包括空心枪托和3支碳纤维弩箭,箭头是一种电子装置。
笔记:弩箭的总质量与原来的枪托一致,分析原枪设计发现枪托是碳纤维制造。研究员怀疑箭头的装置是一种追踪器,但是没有办法在不损坏产品的情况下进行验证。
输入:1支上述碳纤维弩箭
设置:精加工
输出:一个建筑螺栓10,上有机械结构
笔记:实验发现该螺栓能自动拧紧,动力可能来自一个小型电机。启动自动拧紧需要少量的手动拧紧。
姓名: Dr. Hertz
日期: ██/█/20██
所有物品: Four (4) assorted recordable compact-discs (CD-Rs) containing music samples
输入: One CD-R, containing a recording of Creedence Clearwater Revival's Fortunate Son (1969)
设置: Rough
输出: One CD-R, containing a recording of Fortunate Son, later identified as being covered by The Shaggs, a 1960's rock band known for terrible performances. Notably, The Shaggs were not known to have ever performed this song.
输入: One CD-R, containing a recording of Neil Diamond's I'm a Believer (1967).
设置: 1:1
输出: One CD-R, containing a recording of The Monkees' I'm a Believer (1967).
输入: One CD-R, containing a recording of the █████████ High School (located in ██████, ██) Class of ████ student orchestra performing Pachelbel's Canon in D.
设置: Fine
输出: One CD-R, containing a professional orchestral rendition of Pachelbel's Canon in D. The performers were later identified as the Vienna Radio Symphony Orchestra.
Note: Dr. Hertz was noted to appear giddy and excited upon discovery of this result.
输入: One copy of Aeolian Memories, a self-published album of 21 songs composed, written, performed on guitar, and sung by Dr. Hertz in his spare time while moonlighting as a musical artist.
设置: Very fine
输出: One CD-R. Upon further inspection, the music had been replaced with five tracks of complete silence, followed by the first chapters of the audiobooks Learn to Sing 101 by Karen Surmani, Teach Yourself to Play Guitar by David Brewster, and Songwriting for Dummies by Dave Austin, et al.
Note: At this point, Dr. Hertz was restrained and firmly escorted out of Research Cell 109-B for attempting to damage SCP-914 and yelling about "the [EXPLETIVE] what thinks it's being [EXPLETIVE] funny!" He has been temporarily suspended from the SCP-914 research program for unprofessional behavior.
姓名: Dr. Rook, Technician █████
日期: 03-10-2018
Total items: One (1) manuscript of a Javascript program (self-learning chatbot), one (1) manuscript of a Javascript program (Convolutional Neural Network model), one (1) mechanical pocket watch, one (1) photo of a bird (Pica sericea).
Note: The previous tests done with mechanical parts and code sections by Dr. Hadian and Researcher Mikk intrigued me. –Dr. Rook
输入: One (1) manuscript of a Javascript program (self-learning chatbot), one (1) manuscript of a Javascript program (Convolutional Neural Network model), one (1) mechanical aluminum & silver pocket watch, one (1) USB, one (1) photo of a bird (Pica sericea).
设置: Very Fine
输出: A mechanical bird roughly the size of a large pocket watch. Resembled a Korean Magpie in shape. The bird seemed to be made with a mix of clockwork and realistic metal plumage. By some unknown mechanism, it could hover for brief periods (roughly 45 seconds) in the air, though its base material- aluminum and silver- should’ve prohibited it from doing so. It could not speak in this form, though it displayed considerable intelligence and responded to people speaking to it. When connected to a computer via USB cable, the bird was able to speak through the computer’s speakers. It was capable of speech comparable to an eight-year-old child’s, though speech patterns significantly improved after several conversations. It acted remarkably similarly to a live magpie. Other than the mechanical bird, three (3) folded sheets of blank paper were found in the output chamber. Close analysis revealed that they had no anomalous properties. Placed in item storage.
Note: I’m keeping the bird for some more research into how 914 could be used to create automated objects. One of the first tests recorded included a clockwork bird, so that’s where this came from. Dr. Hadrian was right! Think of the possibilities! –Dr. Rook.
Note: No matter how much Dr. Rook's 'Robbie' resembles a young child during communication, the result of this test has not yet been verified to be fully sentient.
姓名: Dr. Joe
日期: 03/13/18
所有物品: Three (3) White Paper origami swans weighing 29g each.
输入: One (1) Paper swan
设置: Rough
输出: One (1) Crumpled piece of white paper weighing 29g
输入: One(1) Paper Swan
设置: 1:1
输出: One (1) Paper "fortune teller" popular with young schoolchildren with no writing on it weighing 29g.
输入: One (1) Paper Swan
设置: Fine
输出: One (1) paper model of Cygnus buccinator (trumpeter swan) the size and mass of the original Origami swan. However this model is entirely anatomically correct to Cygnus buccinator in every way, with some organ systems being made of seemingly impossibly thin layers of paper. The model displays no anomalous properties.
Note: Interesting. 914 created a model of my personal favorite species of swan from the original paper one. Sentience or coincidence? I need to do more tests, but first make sure that model is saved in Fragile Non-Anomalous Item Storage, it could be useful at a later date. -Dr. Joe
姓名: Dr. O’Bryan
日期: 03/25/18
所有物品: Three (3) different pieces of communication on paper medium.
输入: One (1) typed thesis, titled “An Experimental Study on the Stress Limits of Metals in Corrosive Liquids”, as submitted by D-914-29.
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) typed thesis, titled “A Complete Experimental Study on the Stress Limits of Metals in Various Environments”. A review of the output by the subject and subsequently studied by appropriate personnel revealed no anomalous properties. The output contains research on several experiments not included in the original input, with suggestions on how to vastly improve the strength of metals in a wide variety of situations. A review of the output is being conducted by the Facilities and Engineering Department to test to see if these findings can improve security within the Foundation.
输入: One (1) page of sheet music from “Ellen’s Third Song” by Schubert, as submitted by D-914-86.
设置: Very Fine
输出: Tiny (5cm x 5cm x 2cm) origami music box. Upon opening the box, a clear melody identified as the song “Ellen’s Third Song” could be heard by all researchers in the area facility, including those who should be well out of range of being able to hear. Subject D-914-86 began singing along with the music, despite not showing any previous indication of knowing either Latin or taking singing lessons. After the conclusion of the piece, subsequent experiments confirmed that she could not sing.
输入: One (1) copy of “How to Win Friends and Influence People” by Dale Carnegie, as submitted by D-914-77.
设置: Very Fine
输出: One (1) slightly warmer copy of “How to Win Friends and Influence People”. D-914-77 was sent back to their cell and monitored, showing no anomalous behavior after a week of review.
Note: D-914-77, and two guards have been reported as missing. Security footage shows the guards opening several doors and escorting D-914-77 off the premises, and driving them to a nearby restaurant. When a security team was sent there to retrieve the subject, a conflict began between the patrons of the restaurant and the security team, with the patrons refusing to allow the security team close to D-914-77. An order was given with O4 clearance to destroy the location, as a possible memetic anomaly may have occurred. Although the remains of D-914-77 have not been positively identified, security footage suggests that no one escaped the building prior to its demolition. Local media have been alerted to the fact that the destruction was caused by a broken gas main in the restaurant's kitchen.
Note: A full memetic screening will be made whenever media provided by SCP-914 is consumed. Please refer to Incident Report 914-IR6187 for further details.
姓名: Dr. Manheim
日期: 03/25/18
所有物品: One (1) USB drive with a text file containing the source code of Creeper.
Note: Creeper was one of the first computer viruses ever made, and the systems it operated on are now 100% obsolete. Organic materials have been intentionally omitted from this test, in case SCP-914 decides to translate that into an actual biological virus. A hazardous materials team was on standby to make sure nothing that came out of 914 presented a threat to the facility or its occupants.
输入: Creeper source code on USB drive.
设置: Very Fine
输出: A metallic figure, green in color and vaguely phallic. The object self-destructed upon being removed from SCP-914, in a manner comparable to a commercial firework. The remains have shown no anomalous properties.
Well, that was anticlimactic. -Dr. Manheim
姓名: Doctor Q.
日期: 04/03/18
所有物品: One camera, broadcasting to a monitor.
输入: One (1) camera
设置: 1:1
输出: 17 seconds after entering, video feed showed a series of gears before abruptly cutting off. Regained contact about 21 seconds before leaving the output door but from a different camera.
姓名: Doctor Q.
日期: 04/03/18
所有物品: One (1) mirror.
输入: One (1) mirror
设置: 1:1
输出: A similar mirror in a different shape.
That was disappointing, I'll try it on Fine. -Dr. Q.
输入: One (1) mirror
设置: Fine
输出: One mirror reflecting 100% of light.
输入: Previous mirror
设置: Very Fine
输出: [DATA EXPUNGED] Doctor Q. went blind for about 5 minutes. Object destroyed.
输入: One (1) blank sheet of paper.
设置: Very Fine
输出: Top half of SCP-571. Incinerated.