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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a 5 x 5 x 5 meter lockable room, with smooth lightning, and no forms of noise. The SCP is to be observed by no less than two (2) personnel. The SCP will not move unless direct line of sight is completely broken, this does not include blinking.
Any anomalous behaviour has to be reported immediately. No personnel is allowed to enter SCP-XXXX's chamber unless given proper autorization.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a crash test dummy made of steel and synthetic plastic. SCP-XXXX is approximately 170cm tall, and possesses no humanoid hands or facial features, the head is seen as a smooth surface. Despite proving that SCP-XXXX has around thirty-seven (37) years of existance, it has not shown any signs of damage, yet when actually damaged by an object, SCP-XXXX will recover itself after twenty-four (24) hours. While under observation, SCP-XXXX will adapt the last posture he used before reasuming observation, these will most likely be similar to humanoid ones, this has mostly proven that SCP-XXXX functions like a human being.
While not being observed by personell, SCP-XXXX will proceed to move around its containment chamber, during this process security cameras are seen to display a white box covering the screens, yet several noises can be heard, this may indicate that SCP-XXXX has a humanoid locomotion method.
SCP-XXXX seems to be capable of manifesting typical household objects, such as a white wooden table accompanied by two (2) white chairs, a ceramic vase holding a great variety of flowers, and two (2) plates each one with its fork and knife, the material of these utensils is said to be stainless steel. In addition to the plates, it is reported that different meals are to appear at certain hours.
When entering SCP-XXXX's chamber, SCP-XXXX will not move from its place, yet the subjects have reported to feel uneasy when in the chamber. When inside the chamber for prolonged lapses of time, the subjects report to begin feeling high levels of anxiety, a severe headache, and paranoia. The effects of the meal may vary.
Addendum: Neighbors of a house located in Arsenyev, Russia, reported that several screams and extremely loud noises could be heard in the house next to them. The local police was sent to investigate said house, the men report to see that the only thing inside it was SCP-XXXX, when exploring further into the house one of the officers was left to stay with the dummy, three (3) minutes later the officers upstairs went back to where SCP-XXXX was, somehow the officer vanished and SCP-XXXX had changed its position, no neighbors saw the officer leave the place. Quickly after that the SCP-Foundation was contacted and they sent the MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots") for the containment and subsequent clean-up of SCP-XXXX.
[Test 1 - Date: ████/03/08
Subject: D-98301
Procedure: Subject is to enter the chamber and remain 24 hours inside. The subject shall be equipped with a radio for communication, and a backpack containing 4.00 litres of water and 1 thermal blanket.
Results:
D-98301 enters SCP-XXXX's chamber, locking the door
behind him
D-98301: How am I supposed to last a day with this
thing? It will kill me while im sleeping.
Dr.█████: Do not fear it, it will not cause you any
harm. Remember to report the SCP's behaviour at all
moments.
D-98301 finds a fine place to sleep on the floor and
sets the blanket down.
3 hours into the test, D-98301 gets up from the floor
and proceedes to sit down on SCP-XXXX's table. The subject begins eating the meal on the plate, showing signs of enjoying said meal.
D-98301: What are the chances this thing poisons me?
Dr.█████: We don't know, by now you're the first person to eat it. Now, tell us, how does it taste?
D-98301: It's the best thing I ever ate in my life. It's soft, and sugary at the perfect amount.
The subject stops eating, leaving the plate clean white. D-98301 then proceeds to lay on the blanket and fall asleep. After that, its reported that the Doctor and 1 guard leave the room, leaving 1 other guard to observe the SCP. The guard is sawn slightly falling asleep. Inmediatly it is told Dr.█████ to return to SCP-XXXX's room. When Dr.█████ arrives the SCP has changed its position and is now sitting by D-98301. Dr.█████ keeps observing SCP-XXXX for about 4 hours until D-98301 wakes up and a loud scream is heard.
D-98301: What is this thing doing right next to me!? Is this some kind of joke? Get me out of here right now!
Dr.█████: D-98301, please, calm down. It won't cause any harm to you.
D-98301: The only thing that's gonna cause harm here is me, if you don't get me out!
Suddenly continuous heavy sounds are heard, the lights start flickering and after approximately 4 seconds, the lights go completely off. The scream of D-98301 is heard, the guards try to open the doors to the chamber but none work. After about 5 minutes the lights return and its announced that a sudden problem on the generator caused an electricity failure on the facility, and an immediate check on all SCPs is required. When Dr.█████ checks SCP-XXXX's chamber through the window, SCP-XXXX is sawn resting on the blanket, and no signs of D-98301 are sawn, except the uniform hanging on the wall.Analysis: Due to this incident, the SCP's class has been raised to Euclid, in addition, several cameras are installed to monitor SCP-XXXX behaviour.]
SCP-XXXX before being acquired
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within Site 24. Further testing is to be put to a halt while several possible rescue methods are discussed. Access will be denied unless special clearance is to be granted.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a train wagon made of metal, said metal is currently rusted. SCP-XXXX was recovered from a forest located ████████, ███████, the foundation was contacted after several people ranging from ages of 15 to 19 were reported missing. The Object's anomalous properties manifest when a person enters the wagon and closes both doors. After the doors are completely closed both will seal without any other way of accessing the inside. No other objects seem to be affected by SCP-XXXX.
When a person enters SCP-XXXX they will report to start feeling light-headed, after about 2 minutes they will lose consciousness, after this the doors to the inside of SCP-XXXX will re-open, so far no indication that the person was there has been found inside the SCP. After the person has regained consciousness they will appear in what seems to be a dark room with a light bulb hanging from the ceiling; subjects report seeing a dark figure sitting in a chair on the other end of the room, attempts to interact with such figure have resulted in failure. Subjects have also found a wooden door located on the right end of the room, said door seems to be locked. Attempts to recover the subjects have resulted in failure.
Communication with test subjects is still possible when they dissapear, and will be detailed below.
Foreword: D-3583 was given a radio to communicate with the researchers and a headlamp for improving illumination.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Schmitz: D-3583, can you hear me?
D-3583: Yeah, Doctor. I can.
Dr. Schmitz: Can you describe the place you're in now?
D-3583: Im in a dark room, I can see a dim light in the center.
Dr. Schmitz: Please, approach the light. Do you see anything else?
D-3583: I think I can see someone, it's just sitting in a chair and not moving at all. Can you get me out already?
Dr. Schmitz: We are trying to do that. We need you to try and talk to the figure.
D-3583: Okay, I'm going, but if it moves even a bit i'm getting away.
Dr. Schmitz: D-3583, are you there? What happened?
D-3583: It's not doing anything. Get me out of here now, there's no reason for me to be here.
Dr. Schmitz: We need you to keep searching the room. We still have to figure a way to get you out.
D-3583: I think I can see a door… Maybe I can get out of here if I use it.
Dr. Schmitz: Can you open it?
D-3583: No, It's locked. You need to get me out of here, now. I won't handle this much longer.
Dr. Schmitz: Calm down. We're gonna get you out soon.
D-3583: You gotta get me out right now. Please… Please, Doctor…
Dr. Schmitz: D-3583, are you still there?
<End Log>
Communication with D-3583 was cut for unspecified reasons. Attempts to regain communication resulted in failure. D-6453 was selected to go trought SCP-XXXX in attempts to recover D-3583. D-6453 was given the same equipment as D-3583, with the addition of a GPS Tracker. The following audio was recorded when contact with D-6453 was established.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Schmitz: D-6453, can you hear me?
D-6453: Yeah, I can.
Dr. Schmitz: Where are you now? The GPS isn't giving us anything.
D-6453: I'm in a dark room, if it wasn't for the head lamp I'm sure it would be dark as hell.
Dr. Schmitz: Can you explore the room?
D-6453: I think I can see someone laying on the floor. It's not moving at all.
Dr. Schmitz: That may be D-3583. Can you approach him?
D-6453: He doesn't seem dead, I think he just passed out.
Dr. Schmitz: Please, keep exploring the room.
D-6453: Huh? What the hell is that?!
Dr. Schmitz: D-6453, what do you see?
D-6453: It's a black figure, it's not moving. You need to get me away from this thing.
Dr. Schmitz: D-6453, calm down. Take D-3583 and find a door.
D-6453: I think I can see one, but it's locked.
Dr.Schmitz: D-6453, I'm sorry to tell you this, but we can't get you out of there.
D-6453: You're joking, right? You need to get me out of here, please. You can't just let me here to die, get me out of here, now.
D-3583: Huh? Who the fuck is screaming?
Dr.Schmitz: D-3583, you need to help D-6453 get you both out of there, otherwise you're going to stay there.
D-3583: Why did you send him? If I couldn't get out of here then he won't either.
D-6453: Maybe we can try to break the door.
D-3583: That thing is made out of metal, you're going to break your bones before you break that door.
D-6453: You prefer to die of hunger or die trying to get out of here?
D-3583: We need to do something more logical. Try searching that black thing, maybe it has a key or something.
D-6453: It doesn't have anything, it's just here to distract us.
Dr.Schmitz: D-6453, we are gonna have to cut contact, there's no other possible ways to recover you.
D-6453: What? You can't just leave us here, get us out of here righ-
<End Log>
Contact with D-6453 and D-3583 was cut abruptly. Testing with SCP-XXXX has been suspended until further notice.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a double locked cell with no natural sunlight entering the room at all times within Site-15. The creature is to be given the basic needs to mantain a normal human life within its containment cell, food aswell as water, is to be provided through a chute equipped with an air filter to prevent the spread of contaminated oxygen. Any change of behaviour in scp-XXXX is an attempt to fool Foundation Personell into granting him objects or other elements he may request, these changes are to be rectified with brutal force and reported inmediatly. Staff with Level 3 or higher clearance are allowed access to SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid creature measuring about 1.8 meters in height, creature also shows little to no muscular mass, the creature has been shown to react violently when reffered to as SCP-XXXX, it has requested to be known and directed to as "Rural". Subject seems to lack pupils, its eyes and skin are very sensitive to natural lightning and both show damage from previous exposure. Subject tends to show very little cognitive capacities, but has proven to posses an average knowledge of the English and Spanish lexicon, aswell as a language that is yet unknown to humanity but tends to use the word "gay" repeatedly.
When anyone attempts to socially interact with SCP-XXXX, the creature will react with extreme hostility to questioning or requests unless any demands it has are met. Attempts to force SCP-XXXX into complying with Foundation requests without providing any elements he requests have resulted in the death of two (2) Class-D personell. To date, SCP-XXXX has requested:
- One (1) DVD blu-ray disc player and three (3) copies of DVDs containing XXX classified content from the "Furry" culture (Granted. 2 discs pending approval of contents)
- One (1) Orochi Dragon Kaiju █████ Extra Large (Granted)
- A set of wall posters depicting several nude anime men in seductive positions (Granted)
- Access to a personal dominant male prostitute for sexual pleasure (Denied)
SCP-XXXX tends to follow a routine that has been described as unhealthy and unethical by research personell
