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Project Ba'al
A debriefing from Foundation Θ-C2
To all of our parallels who have chosen to take up arms with us:
You have our utmost respect.
We of Foundation Θ-C2 acknowledge that the threat that SCP-001 poses is the most daunting any of us will ever face. This is purely because SCP-001 isn't just another sadistic, all-powerful reality-bender who wants to destroy whatever it comes across.
From what we've learned of SCP-001 through Project Ba'al, we're sure of one thing:
SCP-001-Ʊ is a Class-IX Ontokinetic Entity with a purpose.
It doesn't want to overthrow us because of what we stand for, what we've done or what we do; it wants to overthrow us because it believes we're terrible at our jobs.
As of the time of writing this document, SCP-001-Ʊ has successfully subjugated 41 Foundations in 41 realities, destroying or sealing all of their anomalous objects and caused K-Class and Ȣ-Class events in 9 realities, destroying them. At the time of writing this document, its pattern has been predicted to lead here: Universe Ð-C2, and we still have no way of stopping it from usurping our Foundation.
SCP-001 is not a direct threat to humanity. It does not wish to destroy human life. It wishes to protect it by doing what many have failed to do: Totally and completely annihilate the anomalous. It has succeeded 41 times. It has failed 9 times. It will continue to either succeed or fail until every modicum of the anomalous in every universe has been rent by its hand.
As much as we would like to say that it is possible to contain SCP-001, the truth is that this simply isn't possible. For now, all we can hope to do is hide.
The bear has entered our home. We are naught but blind mice.
Secure, for only we can. Contain, for our very lives depend on it. Protect, as it is our shared goal.
~ Foundation Θ-C2
Please note that this document was later edited by Foundation Φ-L9 to better reflect current information gathered on SCP-001.
5/01 LEVEL 5/01CLASSIFIED |
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Item #: SCP-01Object Class: Goetia |
VOX Corporation logo
Special Containment Procedures
There is no known method to effectively contain SCP-001.
As such, Protocol Lemegeton has been implemented to ensure the survival of as many Foundation personnel as possible if/when a Solomon Event occurs in a universe.
Protocol Lemegeton
To be enacted immediately upon the discovery of SCP-001 within a universe.
- CODE NIGHTMARE BASTILLE BLUE is to be broadcast to all Foundation Sites, marking the beginning of an RȢ-Class "Abandoned Masquerade" Scenario and entailing the immediate dissolution of the Foundation iteration within that reality.
- The universe closest to the universe in which the Solomon Event took place is to be informed of the presence of SCP-001 by BAAL/001-cleared personnel through the MUFOCS1.
- Upon establishing contact with the nearest-universe Foundation iteration, an omnidrive containing the entire Foundation database is to be delivered using the transdimensional device provided to that Foundation iteration.
- Upon the departure of all staff from a Site, an on-site MYOSOTIS-Class Realistic Disruptor2 is to be activated, to ensure the containment of all anomalies within the Site until SCP-001 can eliminate them.
- Twenty-four pre-selected personnel are to activate devices reverse-engineered from Foundation Ʃ-V7's SCP-6219, which have been set to cause an SȢ-Class Conceptual Annihilation Scenario centered around the concept of the Foundation, effectively rendering any information entering and within that reality regarding the Foundation, anti-memetic. All twenty-four devices must be activated in near-perfect unison (2s after the activation of the first device) in order for them to function. It should be noted that the activation of these devices has an approximated 63% mortality rate upon usage.
To detect the presence of SCP-001, one BAAL/001-cleared field agent is to be transported between universes to confirm the presence of SCP-0013 monthly.
A passphrase has also been created and distributed amongst all personnel with BAAL/001 clearance with the intent to identify clandestine personnel within realities in which Protocol Lemegeton failed/was not introduced. The passphrase is as follows:
At whom does the Gray Sun gaze?
To which, as an identifier, the person being asked must reply:
Only at those who would succeed its legacy.
Use of this passphrase near a member of SCP-4000 is prohibited.
Description
SCP-001 is the collective designation for a species of humanoid Class-III Ontokinetic Entities publicly known as "The Second Raddish Oligarchy". The appearance of SCP-001 instances do not differ from those of regular humans, except for the fact that all members of SCP-4000 have no hair or genitalia, and have polydactyly of the feet. Physical capabilities of SCP-4000 also do not differ from those of regular humans, as they can die easily should they sustain sufficient injury. It should also be noted that SCP-001 as a species is a hive mind, and that any information learned by one member is instantly learned by all other members, and vice-versa.
SCP-001 will attempt to invade a universe by transporting a "sting team" of approximately 1000 members using trans-dimensional technology, then utilizing the combined abilities of over 500 members of SCP-001 to fabricate their history in that reality4. This is known as a Solomon Event. After 4-9 months of a Solomon Event, SCP-001 will establish a company in that reality known as "VOX Co."5, which sells reality-bending inanimate objects for public use.
After approximately 1 year after a Solomon Event, SCP-001 will have implemented multiple members into most/all major government bodies6, effectively granting them political rule over the human race. It is usually at this time that SCP-001 will begin their assault on the Foundation iteration within that reality.
Assaults on Foundation iterations typically happen as follows:
- Repossession/demolition/condemnation of all Foundation-operated front companies and severance of grants to the Foundation from all sources.
- Active destruction of Foundation Sites, elimination of contained anomalies by unknown means.
- Public warrants issued on essential Foundation personnel, forced SK-Class "Broken Masquerade" Scenario.
- Complete destruction of Foundation iteration through a forced SȢ-Class "Abandoned Masquerade" Scenario, resulting in the dissolution of the Foundation iteration/execution of all essential Foundation personnel.
- Elimination of high-priority anomalies through unknown means.
Upon successfully destroying all Foundation iterations and all anomalous properties within a universe, SCP-001 will spend approximately 3 years within that reality without further activity, before invading another universe7. All members of SCP-001, and therefore SCP-001 as a species was created by, and is currently collectively controlled by, SCP-001-Ʊ.
SCP-001-Ʊ is a Class-X Undefined Entity responsible for the creation and current activities of SCP-001. The exact appearance of SCP-001-Ʊ is unknown, as almost all technology cannot function in the presence of SCP-001-Ʊ. SCP-001-Ʊ currently inhabits Universe Ȣ-P8, which it is unable to leave due to its supposed "containment" of SCP-001-Ω. Information pertaining to SCP-001-Ʊ has been formed into a provisional SCP document, Document Ʊ-SOSEIN.
It is currently impossible to discern the existence or nature of SCP-001-Ω. Information given by SCP-001-Ʊ pertaining to SCP-001-Ω has been formed into a provisional SCP document, Document Ω-DASEIN, should its existence ever be confirmed.
Document Ʊ-SOSEIN
Provisional SCP-001-Ʊ File
Please note that, due to the nature of SCP-001-Ʊ, some information within this document may be untrue.
5/01-Ʊ LEVEL 5/01-ƱCLASSIFIED |
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Item #: SCP-01-ƱObject Class: Cernunnos |
Special Containment Procedures
SCP-001-Ʊ is currently self-contained within Universe Ȣ-P8.
MTF Θ-11 "Solomon's Car Keys" have been stationed within Universe Ȣ-P8 and are to perform a monthly Capier-Jo'on Standard Psychological Integrity Assessment on SCP-001-Ʊ.
Should SCP-001-Ʊ ever score a 39 or lower on the assessment, MTF Θ-11 is to utilize one of Foundation Δ-W4's SCP-103 instances8 to increase SCP-001-Ʊ's psychological integrity.
MTF Θ-11 has been instructed to utilize their equipment to catalog and deliver any and all information SCP-001-Ʊ provides them pertaining to SCP-001-Ʊ itself, SCP-001-Ω, SCP-001, Universe א-MALKHUT, or a possible ƱΩ-Class Narrative Dissemination scenario.
Description
SCP-001-Ʊ is a Class-X Undefined Entity responsible for the creation of SCP-001 and containment of SCP-001-Ω. SCP-001-Ʊ currently inhabits Universe Ȣ-P8 and
Document Ω-DASEIN
Provisional SCP-001-Ω File
Please note that any and all information gathered for this file was received directly from SCP-001-Ʊ, as SCP-001-Ω is impossible to observe, and thus all information within this file may or may not be untrue.
5/01-Ω LEVEL 5/01-ΩCLASSIFIED |
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Item #: SCP-01-ΩObject Class: Ticonderoga |
Special Containment Procedures
Description
| 12:32:21 UCT >>> Topic set by Foundation Σ-T9: "Possible existence of SCP-001-Ω"
| Α-H1: We've gone over this already. Ω can't ever be proven to exist, period. Ʊ has already made it blisteringly clear that it has no intention of ever letting us set eyes upon Ω.
| Ð-U8: And for good reason, too. From DASEIN, we already know that it may very well be the most dangerous anomaly we've ever come across. In fact, I don't think any of us are in possession of another Patavore.
| Ȣ-I2: We are. 2747.
| Ð-O4: That's the invisible Patavore, yes? The one that makes reference to nonexistent media, only to destroy its source material?
| Σ-T9: We certainly don't think it's ridiculous. Every time we've started a vote to ameliorate Ʊ's Containment Procedures, we've been turned down by a supermajority. Why do others feel it necessary to allow Ʊ to shoulder the entire burden of Ω by itself? Actually, it's a miracle that Ʊ hasn't been ripped to smithereens by Ω. It's a Class-XI, after all.
| Ȣ-I2: @Ð-O4 Yes. We were able to eventually contain it with Δ-J2's help, however. Those Conceptual Annihilation devices can work miracles.
| Ð-U8: Aren't we prohibited from using the 6219s for any other purpose aside from LEMEGETON?
| Ȣ-I2: Well, yes, but 2747 eventually set its sights on us, you see. We only used four of the devices and no one was unexisted, thankfully.
| Β-K2: @Σ-T9 If you actually did include suggestions for what to change the containment procedures to, perhaps we'd agree. All we've seen you do so far is complain about Ba'al, from the Debriefing Address being "unnecessary", to SOSEIN being "the single greatest waste of time in existence". You don't need to write up the entire Project Dossier. We just need to know what changes you want to see.
| Ð-U8: Well said, B-K2.
| Ð-O4: We would be more than happy to help you write up a draft, Σ-T9. Invite us to a private channel and we can discuss changes to SOSEIN or DASEIN.
| Ȣ-I2: @Σ-T9 Invite us as well. This is a very pressing issue that we, too, feel needs to be discussed and amended.
| 12:49:52 UCT >>> CODE NIGHTMARE MARQUIS MAHOGANY has been issued by MTF Θ-11. The chatroom is now closed. An emergency vote has been initiated as per Protocol Dasein. All BAAL/001-cleared personnel must cast a vote.
Chatroom closed.
No, this is not a Doomcon2018 entry. Now it's a 4000 entry. Yay? No, it's a 001 proposal.
Thanks to these cool people! (Better translated as: "People I stole code from")
djkaktus, because this custom CSS is cool (If you were a character in a free-to-play mobile game, you would have a 0.010% drop rate, and your rarity would be something along the lines of Supreme Ultimate Rare).
Westrin, I stole code from "World of Stars and Stripes" and "Black Flag" (Seriously, these tabs are majestic).
Some other people. I secretly love you all more than the two people above this line. I kid. Or do I?
Coolest regards, soupheadedlittleshit
