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SCP-4081
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One of SCP-4081's approved portraits, sketched by foundation artist Dr. C. S. ██████.

Item #: SCP-4081

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4081 has shown to be able to escape through thin/poorly constructed walls by “phasing” through them, while his skull is embedded deeply in his mass of black smog. As a result, SCP-4081 is to be kept in an underground concrete cell measuring 10 x 15 x 10 at Site-12█. Security cameras and live monitoring are mandatory, and no less than 1 individual may be present inside his observation chamber at all times.

SCP-4081 will occasionally “sleep” and remain docile and dormant for up to ██ hours. However, these numbers are not constant, nor are they to be relied on. To prevent attacks, animal carcasses, skeletons of the deceased, dog bones, and butcher scraps, are to be lowered into his cell on a regular basis.

Description: SCP-4081 is an oversized, disembodied, human skull, donning a battered bowler hat with a singular eye in his right socket. The skull levitates accompanied by a shapeshifting mass of black gas. No visible organs lie within the mass, yet SCP-4081 is fully capable of consuming and digesting physical matter. vague, unoriginal, second-timer SCP written by an author with zero experience on the site. It's based off of an errant sketch done years ago that was coincidentally done right as the author figured out what SCPs were. It was also a bit of a last-ditch effort to come up with an idea before phoning it in and retreating to the ideas forum for crutch.

Analysis of SCP-4081’s gas shows a composition of carbon, asbestos, methane, and unidentifiable materials. Upon inhalation, D-Class test subjects have described the smell as electric fire, rust, and flatulence, and have shown to [DATA EXPUNGED] profusely and die 10-15 minutes after exposure.

SCP-4081 is fully capable of speech, and is usually cooperative with foundation staff, save numerous events where he became extremely hostile. SCP-4081 has had full conversations with the doctors and staff of the facility, noted in Addendum B-████.

SCP-4081 speaks in a new-york accent and uses slang dating back to the 1920’s and 1930’s. He is shown to have reasonable understanding of current events, such as on the 11th of September 2001, when he watched a televised broadcast of the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center and made comments indicating that he knew what was happening and why it was significant.

SCP-4081 states that his name is Robert Patt (see Addendum 4081-A1) and becomes extremely hostile and offended if referred to as anything other than “Rob,” “Robert,” “Rob/Robert Patt,” or “Mr. Patt.” Despite extreme sensitivity, he has shown to be intensely egotistical and narcissistic. He enjoys having his picture taken and requested that for his official ID to be an artistic portrait.

In interviews, doctors are advised to proceed with extreme caution, as SCP-4081 interprets almost anything as an insult, and will attack accordingly.
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+ Addendum 4081-A1
+ Addendum-4081-A2
+ Addendum 4081-A3-A
+ Addendum 4081-A3-B

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