Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a storage room at Site-15. SCP-XXXX may be used by level-2 personnel for testing purposes only.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large machine made out of steel, copper, plastic, and a currently unknown material. SCP-XXXX has 2 slots located on the front and top of it labeled as "intake" and "outtake". Also on the front of SCP-XXXX is a touchscreen tablet that can only be turned on if SCP-XXXX-2 is placed in the intake slot of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-2 are 12 buckets filled with an unknown black substance that has the same consistency as glue. If SCP-XXXX-2 is ingested the subject will experience extreme stomach pains, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, mild fever, and other food based illnesses for the next 24 hours. If SCP-XXXX-2 is placed inside the intake slot of SCP-XXXX the tablet will turn on. The tablet will display the logo of the Ambrose Restaurant for 5 seconds before showing rows of various foods ranging from normal delicacies, to unknown edibles.
If an edible is pressed, a picture of the edible as well as a description of it will appear. 2 buttons will appear on the tablet saying "Confirmed" and "Cancel". If confirmed is pressed, a door on the intake slot will close and various gears inside of the machine will start moving. During this time, large amounts of smoke will be produced from SCP-XXXX. 3 minutes later the edible described on SCP-XXXX will emerge from the outtake slot usually with a plastic plate, spoon, 2 forks, and a napkin (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-3) these items might change depending on the food that is chosen, SCP-XXXX-2 will also be missing from the intake slot. SCP-XXXX-3 is described to have the same effect of SCP-XXXX-2 if ingested.
SCP-XXXX was first found in a restaurant called "Fred's Food Factory" after 17 people complained of receiving stomach sickness after eating there. A health inspector who attempted to enter the restaurant was assaulted by the stores owner Fred Buckley after he attempted to enter the kitchen of the restaurant. Authorities were called and SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2 were found soon after.
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Addendum.1: Interview log.
The following is an interview with Fred Buckley about SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2.
Interviewer: Dr. Jarvis
Interviewee: Fred Buckley
[BEGIN LOG]
Fred Buckley: Alright, now tell me why I’m here?
Dr. Jarvis: We want to know about SCP-XXXX?
Fred Buckley: The food machine? My dad made it.
Dr. Jarvis: Who is your father?
Buckley slams his fist on the desk.
Fred Buckley: He is an asshole, that's who he is!
Dr. Jarvis: Calm down Buckley.
Dr. Jarvis: Now tell me, how did your father build the machine?
Fred Buckley: All I know is that he made the blueprints and shipped it to one of his friends in India to build it for him. He said it will make Mr. Ambrose proud.
Dr. Jarvis: So your father works for the Ambrose restaurants?
Fred Buckley: My entire family works at that stinkhole, except for me anyways.
Dr. Jarvis: Why don’t you work anymore?
Buckley shrugs.
Fred Buckley: My dad made me work there, he said my dream of being a world famous cook will come true if I work there. Being an expert cook myself I got the job immediately. I bet they regret firing me.
Dr. Jarvis: So how did you obtain the machine?
Fred Buckley: I got it, as a gift.
Dr. Jarvis: What about the black liquid?
Fred Buckley: Oh you mean my secret ingredient! Yes I know everyone loves it, that's probably why you brought me here. Well I can't tell you what its made of because its a secret.
Dr. Jarvis: Buckley, we both know that's not true so tell me, what is the black liquid.
Buckley sighs.
Fred Buckley: It was the first thing I've ever made for Mr. Ambrose, I usually just work with the bloody machine but the manager said He was coming and each of us needs to make a special dish for Ambrose to show Him we're experienced chefs. We had 20 minutes to prepare our meal, my dad said that if He likes my food i"ll become famous but if I disappoint Him, He'll…
Buckley becomes silent and fidgets with his fingers.
Dr. Jarvis: He'll what?
Fred Buckley: Oh what, sorry let me move on. Being the experienced chef I am, I quickly made a dish out of something in the fridge, can't quite remember it though.
Dr. Jarvis: What did you do next?
Fred Buckley: I was the first one up. I walked up to Him, and handed Him the dish as well as some utensils. He looked at the food and said it looks beautiful. He was probably lying. He cut a little piece of it and ate it.
Dr. Jarvis: So did he like it?
Buckley becomes silent and starts shaking and sweating profusely.
Dr. Jarvis: Buckley? Buckley are you alright? Do you need any assistance?
Fred Buckley: He started to cough and vomit blood. He came up to me and pushed me to the ground. He said that fecal matter that has been dried up by the nucleus of an atom bombs explosion that was then covered with blood and radiation would taste better than some black sludge made by a lonely fat guy who lives with his parents. He closed down the restaurant because of me! The worst thing is that I saw my dad look at me in the eyes with more disappointment than I could of ever imagined. He left and I never saw Ambrose or my dad again. I took the machine and drove off to become famous myself. The ingredient used to get the machine to work ran out in the first couple weeks, so I used my sludge and it worked.
Dr. Jarvis: Well, I believe our time here is over, thank you for your cooperation.
Fred Buckley: Thank god, I need to lay down.
[END LOG]
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Addendum.2: Location Exploration Video Log.
After the interview was conducted Fred Buckley was asked to reveal the location of the restaurant which he gave with no resistance. MTF Lambda-14 ("One Star Reviewers") was sent to investigate the restaurant.
Location Exploration Video Log Transcript
Date: 12/6/20██
Exploration Team: MTF Lambda-14 "One Star Reviewers"
Subject: Ambrose Restaurant
Team Lead: Captain Alex Helmstine
Team Members: Bryce Schurr / Cassandra Caldani / Mariana Florez
[BEGIN LOG]
Helmstine: Radios on, everyone check your mics.
Caldani: Check.
Schurr: Check.
Florez: Check.
Helmstine: Command you hear us?
Command: loud and clear.
Helmstine: Ok, guys were pulling up to the destination make sure you got your weapons loaded incase anything goes south.
Vehicle stops and MTF Lambda-14 exit the Vehicle.
Helmstine: We're here Command.
Florez: Place seems abandoned.
Schurr: front door is locked.
Helmstine: Caldani you got the crowbar?
Caldani: Yes sir.
Helmstine: Give it.
The sound of wood cracking can be heard.
Helmstine: Doors open, man you were right Florez this place is a dump.
Command: What do you guys see?
Caldani: There chairs and tables scattered everywhere as well as some plates and utensils.
Schurr: Guys look at this.
Florez: What is it?
Schurr: Its a napkin with the Ambrose restaurants logo on it.
Helmstine: Looks like Buckley wasn't lying this is the real deal, lets go look at the kitchen maybe something is in there.
Many footsteps followed by a door opening can be heard.
Florez: Holy shit!
Helmstine: Whats wrong?
Florez: There's a body sir.
Helmstine: Let me look at it.
More footsteps can be heard.
Helmstine: Command we found a dead male that seems to be in a server state of decomposition. There appears to be multiple bullet wounds in the chest.
Command: Is there any identification on the subject?
Helmstine: He's wearing an Ambrose uniform and what I think to be.
The sound of zipper opening can be heard.
Helmstine: He has a wallet.
Command: Any ID in the wallet?
Helmstine: Yes, His name is…
Helmstine pauses for a moment.
Helmstine: Its Fred's ID, Fred Buckley. Age 27, weights 227 pounds, Is 5 feet 11 inches tall, Has blue eyes, is an organ donor, and lived in Missouri. This is almost exactly like the guy at the site.
Command: Can you take the corpse back here for an examination?
Helmstine: Yeah, Caldani get the body bag from the car.
Sounds of a door opening and closing can be heard.
Helmstine: lets keep looking maybe we can find out more info about these restaurants.
6 minutes pass before any notable activity occurs.
Schurr: Hey guys I found a working computer in the back, it shows a lived feed of the security cameras.
Florez: Huh, didn't even realize this place had cameras. Can you find the security footage for a certain date?
Schurr: Let me see. Yeah it still has footage from the last 2 years.
Helmstine: Lets see if we can find footage on who shot the fellow in the kitchen.
Everyone is silent for 3 minutes.
Schurr: I think I found it.
Command: Can one of you stream the video through your body camera?
Helmstine: I will.
A live feed of the mission is broadcasted at site-15 command room.
Helmstine: Do you guys see the computer?
Command: Yes.
Helmstine: Alright, Schurr play the tape.
The tape shows various chiefs and employees for the Ambrose restaurant. In the bottom right corner of the screen is an individual crying in a chair while being comforted by another employee. The crying individual looks at the camera for a brief moment and the person appears to be Fred Buckley. Buckley then stands up and looks out of a window before the window breaks and Buckley falls violently to the floor. An alarm goes off and everyone in the kitchen runs away and presumable exits the restaurant while Buckley is bleeding heavily on the floor. Buckley ceases all movement and another individual enters through the broken window of the restaurant. The individual who enters through the window appears exactly like Fred Buckley and is carrying a pump-action shotgun. The individual looks down at the body of Fred Buckley and takes a key out of Buckleys pocket. The individual uses the key to open a fridge and takes 4 buckets of a black liquid (presumably SCP-XXXX-2). The individual exits through the broken window and the sound of a car starting and driving away can be heard afterwords.
Schurr: Holy shit, Command did you see that?
Command: Yes we did, we are currently planning another interview with Fred Buckley to explain this video. Thank you MTF-Lambda-14 you may return to the Site.
[END LOG]
Note: A Blood test was done on the corpse found during the mission and it matches the blood of another individual whose name is also Fred Buckley and appears to have the same physical characteristics as the Fred Buckley currently in containment. Inside the chest of the corpse were multiple pieces of extremely hardened bread in the shape of a cylinder.
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The following is an interview with Fred Buckley about the security tapes found in the Location Exploration Log.
Interviewer: Dr. Jarvis
Interviewee: Fred Buckley
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Jarvis: Good morning Buckley sorry we had to bring you in so early but this is a serious situation we need to discuss
Fred Buckley: Oh god what can it possibly be.
Dr. Jarvis: We went to the location that you said the restaurant was at and we found some security tapes that showed quite a disturbing scene. So you said that you were kicked out of the restaurant for making a bad meal correct?
Fred Buckley: Yes.
Dr. Jarvis: Well thats not what the tapes show.
Dr. Jarvis pulls out his mobile phone and precedes to show Fred Buckley the security tape video.
Fred Buckley: Well ummm… thats my uhh.. twin brother.. twin brother's
Dr. Jarvis: Buckley you need to-
Fred Buckley: Mark and Bob thats their name and they uhhh…
Dr. Jarvis: Buckley-
Fred Buckley: Work at the same place as me and I got fired and left and thats why, Mark is crying but uhh Bob shoots Mark because he-
Dr. Jarvis: Buckley! We are dealing with a potential threat and if you do not cooperate I'll have no problem calling the site security and making you talk!
Buckley starts sweating profusely and frantically looks around the room.
Dr. Jarvis: Buckley I will give you 5 seconds to explain yourself before I call security, 1-
Fred Buckley: Okay! Okay! I'll tell you, but not here.
Dr. Jarvis: Why is that?
Fred Buckley: Because, the machine can hear me.
Dr. Jarvis: Machine? Do you mean SCP-XXXX?
Fred Buckley: Yes! We better go now before it kills me.
Dr. Jarvis: Buckley you are speaking nonsense.
Fred Buckley: Listen to me if we don't go now it will-
Site containment breach alarm activates.
Site Intercom: Attention all personal a human shaped entity has appeared in the right wing of the facility, all personal are to immediately evac-
Buckley violently falls to the floor and what appeared to a bullet wound is seen in his left ear. Dr. Jarvis starts screaming and is quickly evacuated by security.
Site Intercom:-uate the right wing of the facility while security personal tend to the matter.
[END LOG]
Notes: On 12/7/20██ a naked human entity was seen coming out of the output slot of SCP-XXXX. The entity was also seen carrying an oversized Walther P99 AS pistol. The entity aimed the pistol at the wall of SCP-XXXX cell for 56 seconds until the entity fired the weapon and the "bullet" hit Fred Buckley who was 5 rooms away from SCP-XXXX camber. The entity was then shot by security personal. An autopsy on Fred Buckley and the entity, both had no internal organs of any kind but instead had an excess amount of SCP-XXXX-2 inside them, No bullet was found inside Fred Buckley. 12 minutes after the incident a piece of paper with the words "I request a private meeting" was found inside SCP-XXXX output slot.
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a storage room at Site-█. SCP-XXXX may be used by level-2 personnel for testing purposes only.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large machine made out of steel, copper, plastic, and a currently unknown material. SCP-XXXX has 2 slots located on the left and right sides of it labeled as "intake" and "outtake". On the front of SCP-XXXX is a touchscreen tablet that can only be turned on if SCP-XXXX-2 is placed in the intake slot of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-2 are 12 buckets filled with an unknown black substance that has the same consistency as glue. If SCP-XXXX-2 is ingested the subject will experience extreme stomach pains, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, mild fever, and other food based illnesses for the next 24 hours. If SCP-XXXX-2 is placed inside the intake slot of SCP-XXXX the tablet will turn on. The tablet will display the logo of the Ambrose Restaurant for 5 seconds before showing rows of various foods ranging from normal delicacies, to unknown edibles.
If an edible is pressed, a picture of the edible as well as a description of it will appear. 2 buttons will appear on the tablet saying "Confirmed" and "Cancel". If confirmed is pressed, a door on the intake slot will close and various gears inside of the machine will start moving. During this time, large amounts of smoke will be produced from SCP-XXXX. 3 minutes later the edible described on SCP-XXXX will emerge from the outtake slot usually with a plastic plate, spoon, 2 forks, and a napkin (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-3) these items might change depending on the food that is chosen, SCP-XXXX-2 will also be missing from the intake slot. SCP-XXXX-3 is described to have the same effect of SCP-XXXX-2 if ingested.
SCP-XXXX was first found in a restaurant called "Fred's Food Factory" after 17 people complained of receiving stomach sickness after eating there. A health inspector who attempted to enter the restaurant was assaulted by the stores owner Fred Buckley after he attempted to enter the kitchen of the restaurant. Authorities were called and SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2 were found soon after.
Addendum.1: Interview log.
The following is an interview with Fred Buckley about SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2.
Interviewer: Dr. Jarvis
Interviewee: Fred Buckley
[BEGIN LOG]
Fred Buckley: Alright, now tell me why I’m here?
Dr. Jarvis: We want to know about SCP-XXXX?
Fred Buckley: The food machine? My dad made it.
Dr. Jarvis: Who is your father?
Buckley slams his fist on the desk.
Fred Buckley: He is an asshole, that's who he is!
Dr. Jarvis: Calm down Buckley.
Dr. Jarvis: Now tell me, how did your father build the machine?
Fred Buckley: He told me he made the blueprints for it and shipped it to one of his friends in Fiji to build it for him. He said it will make Mr. Ambrose proud.
Dr. Jarvis: So your father works for the Ambrose restaurants?
Fred Buckley: My entire family works at that stinkhole, except for me anyways.
Dr. Jarvis: Why don’t you work anymore?
Buckley shrugs.
Fred Buckley: My dad made me work there, he said my dream of being a world famous cook will come true if I work there. Being an expert cook myself I got the job immediately. I bet they regret firing me.
Dr. Jarvis: So how did you obtain the machine?
Fred Buckley: I got it as a gift
Dr. Jarvis: What about the black liquid?
Fred Buckley: Oh you mean my secret ingredient! Yes I know everyone loves it, that's probably why you brought me here. Well I can't tell you what its made of because its a secret.
Dr. Jarvis: Buckley, we both know that's not true so tell me, what is the black liquid.
Buckley sighs.
Fred Buckley: It was the first thing I've ever made for Mr. Ambrose, I usually just work with the bloody machine but the manager said He was coming and each of us needs to make a special dish for Ambrose to show Him we're experienced chefs. We had 20 minutes to prepare our meal, my dad said that if He likes my food i"ll become famous but if I disappoint Him, He'll…
Buckley becomes silent and fidgets with his fingers.
Dr. Jarvis: He'll what?
Fred Buckley: Oh what, sorry let me move on. Being the experienced chef I am, I quickly made a dish out of something in the fridge, can't quite remember it though.
Dr. Jarvis: What did you do next?
Fred Buckley: I was the first one up. I walked up to Him, and handed Him the dish as well as some utensils. He looked at the food and said it looks beautiful. He was probably lying. He cut a little piece of it and ate it.
Dr. Jarvis: So did he like it?
Buckley becomes silent and starts shaking and sweating profusely.
Dr. Jarvis: Buckley? Buckley are you alright? Do you need any assistance?
Fred Buckley: He started to cough and vomit blood. He came up to me and pushed me to the ground. He said that fecal matter that has been dried up by the nucleus of an atom bombs explosion that was then covered with blood and radiation would taste better than some black sludge made by a lonely fat guy who lives with his parents. He closed down the restaurant because of me! The worst thing is that I saw my dad look at me in the eyes with more disappointment than I could of ever imagined. He left and I never saw Ambrose or my dad again. I took the machine and drove off to become famous myself. The ingredient used to get the machine to work ran out in the first couple weeks, so I used my sludge and it worked.
Dr. Jarvis: I believe our time here is over, thank you for your cooperation.
Fred Buckley: Thank god, I need to lay down.
[END LOG]