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SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a storage room at Site-15. SCP-XXXX may be used by level-2 personnel for testing purposes only.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a large machine made out of steel, copper, plastic, and a currently unknown material. SCP-XXXX has 2 slots located on the front and top of it labeled as "intake" and "outtake". Also on the front of SCP-XXXX is a touchscreen tablet that can only be turned on if SCP-XXXX-2 is placed in the intake slot of SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-2 are 12 buckets filled with an unknown black substance that has the same consistency as glue. If SCP-XXXX-2 is ingested the subject will experience extreme stomach pains, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, mild fever, and other food based illnesses for the next 24 hours. If SCP-XXXX-2 is placed inside the intake slot of SCP-XXXX the tablet will turn on. The tablet will display the logo of the Ambrose Restaurant for 5 seconds before showing rows of various foods ranging from normal delicacies, to unknown edibles.

If an edible is pressed, a picture of the edible as well as a description of it will appear. 2 buttons will appear on the tablet saying "Confirmed" and "Cancel"1. If confirmed is pressed, a door on the intake slot will close and various gears inside of the machine will start moving. During this time, large amounts of smoke will be produced from SCP-XXXX. 3 minutes later the edible described on SCP-XXXX will emerge from the outtake slot usually with a plastic plate, spoon, 2 forks, and a napkin (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-3) these items might change depending on the food that is chosen, SCP-XXXX-2 will also be missing from the intake slot. SCP-XXXX-3 is described to have the same effect of SCP-XXXX-2 if ingested.

SCP-XXXX was first found in a restaurant called "Fred's Food Factory" after 17 people complained of receiving stomach sickness after eating there. A health inspector who attempted to enter the restaurant was assaulted by the stores owner Fred Buckley after he attempted to enter the kitchen of the restaurant. Authorities were called and SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2 were found soon after.

I'll like to thank RockTeethMothEyes and stormbreath for green lighting this article. I would also like to thank my friends in Discord and Amino for criticizing this. This is my first article so if this turns out to be a success you can expect more from me in the future. Thank you for reading my SCP, I hope you have a good day.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a storage room at Site-█. SCP-XXXX may be used by level-2 personnel for testing purposes only.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a large machine made out of steel, copper, plastic, and a currently unknown material. SCP-XXXX has 2 slots located on the left and right sides of it labeled as "intake" and "outtake". On the front of SCP-XXXX is a touchscreen tablet that can only be turned on if SCP-XXXX-2 is placed in the intake slot of SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-2 are 12 buckets filled with an unknown black substance that has the same consistency as glue. If SCP-XXXX-2 is ingested the subject will experience extreme stomach pains, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, mild fever, and other food based illnesses for the next 24 hours. If SCP-XXXX-2 is placed inside the intake slot of SCP-XXXX the tablet will turn on. The tablet will display the logo of the Ambrose Restaurant for 5 seconds before showing rows of various foods ranging from normal delicacies, to unknown edibles.

If an edible is pressed, a picture of the edible as well as a description of it will appear. 2 buttons will appear on the tablet saying "Confirmed" and "Cancel"2. If confirmed is pressed, a door on the intake slot will close and various gears inside of the machine will start moving. During this time, large amounts of smoke will be produced from SCP-XXXX. 3 minutes later the edible described on SCP-XXXX will emerge from the outtake slot usually with a plastic plate, spoon, 2 forks, and a napkin (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-3) these items might change depending on the food that is chosen, SCP-XXXX-2 will also be missing from the intake slot. SCP-XXXX-3 is described to have the same effect of SCP-XXXX-2 if ingested.

SCP-XXXX was first found in a restaurant called "Fred's Food Factory" after 17 people complained of receiving stomach sickness after eating there. A health inspector who attempted to enter the restaurant was assaulted by the stores owner Fred Buckley after he attempted to enter the kitchen of the restaurant. Authorities were called and SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2 were found soon after.

Addendum.1: Interview log.

The following is an interview with Fred Buckley about SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2.

Interviewer: Dr. Jarvis

Interviewee: Fred Buckley


[BEGIN LOG]

Fred Buckley: Alright, now tell me why I’m here?

Dr. Jarvis: We want to know about SCP-XXXX?

Fred Buckley: The food machine? My dad made it.

Dr. Jarvis: Who is your father?

Buckley slams his fist on the desk.

Fred Buckley: He is an asshole, that's who he is!

Dr. Jarvis: Calm down Buckley.

Dr. Jarvis: Now tell me, how did your father build the machine?

Fred Buckley: He told me he made the blueprints for it and shipped it to one of his friends in Fiji to build it for him. He said it will make Mr. Ambrose proud.

Dr. Jarvis: So your father works for the Ambrose restaurants?

Fred Buckley: My entire family works at that stinkhole, except for me anyways.

Dr. Jarvis: Why don’t you work anymore?

Buckley shrugs.

Fred Buckley: My dad made me work there, he said my dream of being a world famous cook will come true if I work there. Being an expert cook myself I got the job immediately. I bet they regret firing me.

Dr. Jarvis: So how did you obtain the machine?

Fred Buckley: I got it as a gift

Dr. Jarvis: What about the black liquid?

Fred Buckley: Oh you mean my secret ingredient! Yes I know everyone loves it, that's probably why you brought me here. Well I can't tell you what its made of because its a secret.

Dr. Jarvis: Buckley, we both know that's not true so tell me, what is the black liquid.

Buckley sighs.

Fred Buckley: It was the first thing I've ever made for Mr. Ambrose, I usually just work with the bloody machine but the manager said He was coming and each of us needs to make a special dish for Ambrose to show Him we're experienced chefs. We had 20 minutes to prepare our meal, my dad said that if He likes my food i"ll become famous but if I disappoint Him, He'll…

Buckley becomes silent and fidgets with his fingers.

Dr. Jarvis: He'll what?

Fred Buckley: Oh what, sorry let me move on. Being the experienced chef I am, I quickly made a dish out of something in the fridge, can't quite remember it though.

Dr. Jarvis: What did you do next?

Fred Buckley: I was the first one up. I walked up to Him, and handed Him the dish as well as some utensils. He looked at the food and said it looks beautiful. He was probably lying. He cut a little piece of it and ate it.

Dr. Jarvis: So did he like it?

Buckley becomes silent and starts shaking and sweating profusely.

Dr. Jarvis: Buckley? Buckley are you alright? Do you need any assistance?

Fred Buckley: He started to cough and vomit blood. He came up to me and pushed me to the ground. He said that fecal matter that has been dried up by the nucleus of an atom bombs explosion that was then covered with blood and radiation would taste better than some black sludge made by a lonely fat guy who lives with his parents. He closed down the restaurant because of me! The worst thing is that I saw my dad look at me in the eyes with more disappointment than I could of ever imagined. He left and I never saw Ambrose or my dad again. I took the machine and drove off to become famous myself. The ingredient used to get the machine to work ran out in the first couple weeks, so I used my sludge and it worked.

Dr. Jarvis: I believe our time here is over, thank you for your cooperation.

Fred Buckley: Thank god, I need to lay down.

[END LOG]