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Blood, Prisons, and Waterparks v1 (WIP)

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation agents assigned to SCP-XXXX are to monitor areas of high population counts at all times via satellite. If an instance of SCP-XXXX is found to have materialized, members of MTF Psi-7 ("Home Improvement") are to be immediately stationed outside the entrance to it. Deployed members of MTF Psi-7 are to be disguised as police officers and are to operate under the cover story that there was a major accident involving one of the "attractions" (an instance of SCP-XXXX-A) inside the instance of SCP-XXXX and that the establishment is currently closed. No human beings are to be allowed inside SCP-XXXX instances without explicit permission from Dr. ██████.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a collection of structures nearly identical in design to typical aquatic amusement parks (commonly referred to as "waterparks"), to the extent that all writing within the structures matches the written language of the region it has materialized in.

SCP-XXXX-1 refers to the swimming pool attendants (or "lifeguards") seemingly employed by SCP-XXXX establishments. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 appear to be of the homo sapien¹ species, however closer inspection reveals their eye color is approximately #8058EE in RGB code², a trait not exhibited by humans.

SCP-XXXX-2 refers to the liquid substance used in place of water within SCP-XXXX instances. SCP-XXXX-2 possesses congnitohazardous properties in that it appears as typical water to individuals within SCP-XXXX instances, despite being a liquid of currently unidentified chemical structure. Additionally, SCP-XXXX-2 possesses a color³ of approximately #8058EE in RGB code⁴, equivalent to the color of SCP-XXXX-1's eyes.

Any individuals fully submerged within SCP-XXXX-2 will abruptly dematerialize. It is currently unknown if or where those submerged are transported, investigation is currently underway. As of Addendum XXXX-03⁵, it has been discovered that those submerged are sent inside a structure similar in design to a prison, located within what is presumed to be an alternate dimension (designated SCP-XXXX-β).

SCP-XXXX possesses infohazardous properties in that any who notice the disappearance of those submerged in SCP-XXXX-2 will forget about their existence altogether, often being confused when they show up next to them in photos taken at an earlier date. Those within the area of an SCP-XXXX instance will also forget about the existence of the establishment after it dematerializes.

SCP-XXXX structures contain roughly 5-7 attractions within them, collectively designated SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A vary in appearance and function and resemble typical aquatic amusement park attractions, including a water-propelled chute⁶ (SCP-XXXX-A-1), a wave pool⁷ (SCP-XXXX-A-2), and a platform hop designed for small children (SCP-XXXX-A-3).

Addendum XXXX-04: Following Addendum XXXX-03, access was gained into an SCP-XXXX structure, where testing was able to be held, with a camera positioned at an elevated spot within the structure. However, after the loss of three test subjects, the testing was discontinued.

+ Test Log XXXX-04-1

Test Number: XXXX-04-1
Attraction Tested: SCP-XXXX-A-1
Subject: D-9168
Supervisor: Dr. ██████
Foreword: SCP-XXXX-A-1 is a water-propelled chute that seemingly follows standard designs. It implements a staircase leading up to the entrance to the slide, as well as a small pool of water at the exit to slow the velocity of riders. Subject has a record of being overly talkative, often to the detriment of testing. At the start of the log, subject has stopped approximately halfway up the stairs leading to the entrance.
<Begin Log>
Dr. ██████: D-9168, state your reason for stopping.
D-9168: Just wondering doc, why are we at a waterpark?
Dr. ██████: Unimportant. Please continue up the stairs until you reach the top.
D-9168: I guess I should just try to get as much enjoyment out of it as I can.
Dr. ██████: Interpret the situation as you will, but you are required to follow orders nonetheless. Now please continue up the stairs.
<Subject continues ascending the stairs until arriving at the top platform.>
Dr. ██████: Please enter the slide.
D-9168: You mean go down it?
Dr. ██████: Correct.
D-9168: I'm still in my clothes.
Dr. ██████: Irrelevant. Please enter the slide.
D-9168: Can I at least take off my shirt?
Dr. ██████: You may.
<Subject removes his upper clothing and proceeds to enter the chute.>
D-9168: Damn, I haven't gone down one of these since I was 12. Ah, that was a nice time. What I would give to go back…
Dr. ██████: Please continue down the slide.
D-9168: *sighs* You got it doc.
<Subject propels himself forward into the chute and disappears from sight. Shadows on the underside of the chute indicate D-9168 is proceeding at a natural speed. After roughly 10 seconds, subject emerges from the exit and is submerged in SCP-XXXX-2, creating a large splash. Subject disappears from view of the camera.>
Dr. ██████: Well, what the hell have we been waiting for? Let's get someone up there! D-6291, please ascend the stairs.
Closing Statement: Subject D-6291 was sent up the stairs by Dr. ██████, but failed to complete the test as she noticed a shirt lying on the platform beside the chute entrance. Dr. ██████ was then immediately notified by those reviewing the footage that a test had already been performed, despite no staff being able to recognize D-9168 in the footage. His identity was later uncovered from documents as well as those who knew of him but had not been informed of his disappearance.

Footnotes

1. human

2. violet

3. looking for a better word for this sentence, please let me know of any suggestions

4. violet

5. Coming soon! ;)

6. Commonly known as a "waterslide".

7. Anyone got a more professional way to say "wave pool"?