Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in Site XXXX with no natural light, and is to be fed 1.89 liters of milk and 84.95 liters of any Petsmart™ brand cat food each day. SCP-XXXX’s containment chamber must not be exposed to the sky; and/or any natural light, except for 12:00 at noon, the specified feeding time. Personnel are not to emotionally degrade SCP-XXXX or treat it with disrespect.
Description:
SCP-XXXX has the appearance of a male Scottish Fold cat, approximately [REDACTED] in size, and gray in color. SCP-XXXX must never be exposed to sunlight except for under certain circumstances. When exposed to the sun, SCP-XXXX begins to grow at an alarming rate that scales in speed with what size he is, meaning if he ever were exposed to light at this point, it would likely be labeled an SK-Class Dominance Shift Scenario. It seems the cat requires sunlight to survive, which is why we have contained him on a personal site. When he is given his mandatory amount of daily sunlight, all electromagnetic pulse dischargers around the site are primed. So far there has only been one incident with the object (see Addendum XXXX-1). Testing shows that it would be possible to give the SCP its needed nutrition by using a combination of ultraviolet radiation, photons, and heat (See Addendum XXXX-2). Proposal awaiting permission by 05 Council.
Addendum XXXX-1:
<Begin log, 1/4/2020, about 12:00 noon, Standard Eastern Time>
At exactly 12:00, Site XXXX’s skylight mechanism was opened for 10 seconds. At this time, SCP-XXXX was exactly .23 cubic meters, the size of a large dog. He escaped, and was later knocked unconscious by the nearby MTF Gamma-5 (“Red Herrings”) and MTF Alpha-1 (“Red’s Right Hand”). After SCP-XXXX was reacquired by Site XXXX, it was around 12 cubic meters, as large as a small urban apartment.. The Foundation has taken note of this extreme growth rate, relabeling SCP-XXXX as Keter, canceling research and testing, and moving containment needs into the hands of 05 Council member ████████.
<End log>
Addendum XXXX-2:
<Begin log, 2/10/2020, about 2:00 P.M., Standard Eastern Time>
At 2:00, tenth of February, testing on SCP-XXXX was resumed from the incident of Addendum 5072-1. Foundation personnel aimed to create a more secure way to ‘feed’ the cat whatever chemicals are gained from the sun. After several tests involving radiation and heat, the Foundation combined a large and powerful LED light, a small but powerful radioactive wave transmitter, and an extremely strong heat lamp. In reaction to this mix, SCP-XXXX began to grow at a constant rate. The containment of SCP-XXXX is now in the hands of the 05 Council. Site Director ██████ of Site XXXX has officially filed an alternate containment method for review.
<End log>
a photo of SCP-XXXX taken moments before containment
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class:Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a normal Class-D personnel containment cell, with an interview chamber outside of the door. He is also to be given paper and several #2 pencils of any brand, for entertainment. If SCP-XXXX escapes, he is to be swiftly detained by MTF Epsilon-11 (“Nine Tailed Fox”).
Description:
SCP-XXXX is an emerald green hooded jacket which appears to have someone wearing it, despite there being no solid object present other than the jacket itself. SCP-XXXX is completely sentient, as shown by its ability to write (See Addendum XXXX-1) This is what lead to the decision of having a nearby interview chamber. SCP-XXXX has shown through its drawings and writings to have a severe case of psychosis, and has attempted to kill interviewers several times (see Addendum XXXX-2). All attempts to wear SCP-XXXX have been met with whoever tried to wear it being ██████ by the object.
Interview log #1
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Foreword: SCP-XXXX is questioned about the limit of his expressions and sentience by Dr. █████.
<Begin Log, December 1st, 2019>
Interviewer: Hello again, XXXX.
SCP-XXXX proceeds to wave, seeming happy.
Interviewer: Could you nod at this next question?
SCP-XXXX Nods vigorously.
Interviewer: Are you, or were you, human?
SCP-XXXX: Shakes head no, then looks ponderous.
Interviewer: Can you write?
Dr. █████ gives SCP-XXXX a paper and pen.
SCP-XXXX proceeds to write the word, ‘Yes.’
Interviewer: This interview is over. Goodbye.
<End Log, around 2 minutes from start.>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX shows the capacity to write and perform basic motor functions.]
Interview log #2
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Foreword: SCP-XXXX is questioned about the disappearance of two Class D personnel, whom he is suspected of killing.
<Begin Log, December 18th, 2019>
Interviewer: Hello yet again, XXXX.
SCP-XXXX proceeds to wave, seeming troubled.
Interviewer: What's wrong, XXXX?
SCP-XXXX writes “No.”
Interviewer: Okay, down to business. Were you related to the disappearances to D-█████ and D-█████.
SCP-XXXX Appears very distressed, and everyone related to the interview feels immensely fearful.
Interviewer: XXXX! XXXX, calm down, or I will terminate this interview!
SCP-XXXX proceeds to [DATA REDACTED] everyone in the room.
<End Log, around 1 minute from start.>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX was later detained, and his access to the Facility has since been very limited.]
Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: The location of SCP-001 is top classified information, saved for those on the 05 council or those running Area ██, where SCP-001 is to be held. SCP-001 is to be protected by at least two Foundation personnel at all times.
Description: SCP-001 is a machine powered by an orb which was discovered during the after-death autopsy of SCP-507 (See Addendum 001-1). This machine allows for hopping between dimensions, as SCP-507 does with one exception; (DATA EXPUNGED). Contact is possible via satellite or radio. Testing has been paused as of now by 05 council.
Addendum 001-1:
Rookie MTF “See No Evil” Private ████████ mistook the intent of SCP-507 and terminated the SCP. Heavy Containment later performed an autopsy, where the Foundation discovered a glowing blue organ-like orb, which was later removed. This led to the creation of SCP-001. Private ████████ was later demoted to D-Class.
Log 001-1:
+ADK-Class Full Anomalous Destabilization event triggered
+05 Council has given access to SCP-001, SCP-120, and UE-125152 for emergency evacuation.
<Begin Log>
Hello, this is Site Director █████, creating this log for anyone left who might find it. Every single SCP has breached containment. It was ███ who breached first, and before we could contain it again, it successfully breached SCP-682. 05-█ gave us access to SCP-001, and that’s when we knew, this was serious. We all escaped into a random reality, and it was like our original, with one key difference; The SCP Foundation was a fictional series of stories. After we eventually got over this, we rented a hotel and tried to become invisible, then we started studying the SCP Wiki.
<End Log>
Log 001-2:
<Begin Log>
Hello, this is Site Director █████, creating this log for anyone left who might find it. We went from our rented hotel back to the machine in order to turn it off forever, destroy it; only to find it clawed up. We did some minor research, though by the police report and the blood, we had already guessed… SCP-682 breached from our old world, which had experienced an ADK Anomalous Destabilization Event, into this unprepared world which had no Foundation to protect it. What have we done…
<End Log>
+WK-Class Mass Extinction Event triggered
Foundation Personnel alive: 9
05 council members alive: 3
MTF members alive: 4
Civilians alive: 0
This is it.
+[CONNECTION LOST! PLEASE CONTACT SITE ADMINISTRATOR OR REBOOT SYSTEM]
Ittëm # ŚČР-507 machine ØbjectX_XClas§: #NULL SpecïÅl ςόЛţДĬЛΜ$%#ll to undefined function PROCEDURES(): Error: Field CONTAINMENT_PROCEDURES does not exist. Ðєš5(rĬρţĬό0n: Internal system error: FieldIttëm # ŚČР-000 ØbjectX_XClas§: #NULL SpecïÅl ςόЛţДĬЛΜ$%#ll to undefined function PROCEDURES(): Error: Field CONTAINMENT_PROCEDURES does not exist. Ðєš5(rĬρţĬό0n: Internal system error: Field
+{ANTI-MEMETIC LOCK ENGAGED}
(In my bonds I brand a ring of seven singing scythes. With my cup I drink the day and think of dying lives. In my bonds I brand a ring of seven singing scythes. With my cup I drink the day and think of dying lives. In my bonds I brand a ring of seven singing scythes. With my cup I drink the day and think of dying lives.)
+NOTE FROM THE 05 COUNCIL
• Item Description ~ 2 on site entries detailing a document describing "spontaneous pattern annihilation,” including the original file and an anomalously generated false duplicate. Both had been discovered to have been corrupted by a previously unknown memetic agent and a debilitating cognitohazard. This effect is now known to have originated from the document both detailed, and has spread to most known files regarding the item.
• Current Status ~ Neutralized. NOTE: Memetic hazards and cognitohazards within the documents contained in these entries have been thoroughly neutralized and are safe for viewing by foundation personnel. All unrelated files regarding this item except [MEMELOCKED/CLEARANCE REQUIRED] are to be terminated. The termination of the item in question is pending approval. The corrupted files in their non memetic forms will remain untouched in this database so further study may be performed. Foundation personnel affected by these memetic effects have been administered amnestics. Personnel without Level 3 Clearance or higher not given proper authorization are prohibited from research into the item. Investigation into foundation researchers [MEMELOCKED/CLEARANCE REQUIRED] and [MEMELOCKED/CLEARANCE REQUIRED] in the foundation ████████████ Department have been initiated. - [MEMELOCKED/CLEARANCE REQUIRED], Director of Foundation Pataphysics
(Break the scythe upon my knee and burn the cups of gold, sing and dance and die in vain and howl to moons untold.)
{END ANTI-MEMETIC LOCK ENGAGEMENT}
IDK i made this scary picture might use it for something
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