Item #: SCP-5585
Object Class: Euclid
SCP-5585's Self portrait
Special containment
SCP-5585 is contained within a Research Standard Secured Humanoid Containment Cell in site-19 at sector 2, it was originally contained in site-06. SCP-5585 is very cooperative with all foundation personal. SCP-5585 Requires a constant point of interest to keep it occupied or else it will transform into SCP-5585-2.
In order to facilitate the ongoing containment of SCP-5585, we have provided it with a notebook, a mouse, a keyboard, a 64 inch screen, and a computer with internet connection. Staff personnel must monitor SCP-5585’s computer activity at all times and no fewer than 2 armed guards must monitor SCP-5585's containment cell at all times.
Once a month animals from [REDACTED] will be transported into SCP-5585’S containment cell to allow SCP-5585 a closer study of rare animals.
If an escape attempt is made by SCP-5585, D-class personal will attempt to reason with it. In case of containment breach by SCP-5585-2, a D-class personnel will be sent to keep it occupied via artistic performances. If the latter does not affect SCP-5585, reading out loud a list of top secret information from the [REDACTED] database will be authorized.
Update Log: SCP-5585 appears to show positive feedback when creating art.
Note: SCP-5585 has requested his portrait to appear in its report page, its request has been granted.
Description:
SCP-5585 is a humanoid entity, roughly 2.3 meters in height and wears a business suit. The suit seems to be made out of an unidentified material resistant to X-rays.
SCP-5585 refuses to let anyone examine whats under its suit.
its head resembles an eyeball but appears to be strong exoskeleton that acts as a skull.
What appears to be the pupil is actually its mouth which is in a constant open state. Its real eyes are two microscopic black dots located above the upper jaw line, although It is unknown how its eyes operate, for they seem to be too small to be able to detect any light.
SCP-5585 does not appear to need sustenance, however SCP-5585-2 seems to require consumption of living tissue in order to properly function for any longer than 1 hour.
As stated by SCP-5585, it will become hostile and try to attack any life form it finds “boring”. SCP-5585 does not appear to be capable of speech, but does seem to know how to write in a variety of languages, and sign in any sign language. At times SCP-5585 will tease staff members in attempt to amuse itself.
SCP-5585’s DNA is extremely unstable and appears to be able to copy another life form's DNA by simply looking at it. This allows it to almost completely transform into the life form it sees, however it does not seem to be able to transform its head.
By doing tests, it has been determined that SCP-5585's IQ stands at 382.
SCP-5585-2
Unlike SCP-5585, SCP-5585-2 does not appear be sentient.
It is a large quadruped 2.5 meters long with its tail taking up 40% of its length, it has gray skin and also seems to have an unknown jelly like substance for muscles. It is unclear how it moves, breathes or makes sounds. Through consistent observations it has been concluded that SCP-5585-2 will transform back into SCP-5585 when met with a new point of interest or when it falls asleep.
Addendum: 1.0, interview with SCP-5585 about a recent attack on a staff member
TAPE STARTS
Dr. Olivia: Is the sign to speech program ready yet?
Staff member: And… NOW IT’S DONE!
Dr. Olivia: FINALLY!
SCP-5585: What does it matter if it’s ready now or later? We are all just ticking away until we die and rot.
Dr. Olivia: Yeah… right… SCP-5585, do you know why you are here?
SCP-5585: Sadly I do not. May I guess it is related to my recent attack on Dr. Joseph?
Dr. Olivia: Yeah… I wanted to ask you. Why did you attack him? He was your friend.
SCP-5585: He bored me. That’s it.
Dr. Olivia: Bored you?! He was telling you about his favorite book he thought you would like!
SCP-5585: That book sounded boring. I wanted him to stop. So I made him stop.
Dr. Olivia: WHAT?! YOU LITTLE SHIT! HE WAS A GOOD MAN!
Security personal: Olivia calm the fuck down!
SCP-5585: Do not shout at me Dr. Olivia. Your close relationship with Joseph is impacting your performance. You are acting illogically.
Dr. Olivia: ILLOGICALLY? ILLOGICALLY? YOU KILLED A MAN BECAUSE HE WAS “BORING”!
SCP-5585: I am done here. This is getting boring… you are just shouting…
Dr. Olivia: YOU! SIR! ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
SCP-5585: I want to go back to my cell before-
Dr. Olivia: LISTEN TO ME YOU MONSTER-
SCP-5585: I warned you.
(Sudden sound of a screech items clashing a scream and gunshots)
End of tape
Encounters with other SCPs
Once a day SCP-5585 is allowed to roam the facility for 1 hour escorted by 6 heavily armed guards and is allowed observe other SCP’S at the discretion of Dr.██.
SCP-5585 has been allowed to take notes of other SCPs in its notebook.
SCP-5585 shows interest in the SCP's of site 19 and asks on a regular basis if it will be able to be transferred to Site-19 in order to meet the SCPs. Eventually SCP-5585 has been transferred to site-19 sector 2.
Security update log: due to the events mentioned in addendum 1.0, SCP-5585 will no longer be released daily from his cell.
Additional information
Sometimes SCP-5585 will ask if it can help with tasks of humans and another SCPs in exchange for a DNA sample, such as hair, blood and skin samples, which he stores in his suit’s front right pocket.
NOTE: It is unknown why SCP-5585 wants the DNA samples.
NOTE: the capacity of the suit’s front pocket seems to be unlimited.
_Discovery_
SCP-5585-2 location was reported by a group of detectives in the Sahara desert, while engaging in an investigation of 78 reported missing travelers. At the arrival of the Foundation’s retrieval units 15 minutes later, the group of detectives was found decapitated. Later, it was determined their heads were eaten.
31 days after the mentioned incident, SCP-5585-2 was captured by electrocution to a near death state. When brought to site-06, SCP-5585-2 transformed into SCP-5585. SCP-5585 was captured on ██/ █/ ███






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