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Item #: SCP-888-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Literally impossible to contain. The force is so strong that no man can walk within 3 feet without getting an extremely itchy peepee. But, if an SCP is being a very bad boy, you bring it into the hotel room and they get an itchy peepee as their punishment. Very effective. It is also said that SCP-888-J has spread across the planet and is torturing innocent peepees. It is all because of Agent Karen. She is big stupid head feminism that left the door open to SCP-888-Js hotel room.

Description: SCP-888-J (Also known as the itchy peepee ghost) is a strange force in the ████████ Hotel in ████████, Florida. It is believed that it originally made people get itchy peepees because it itself used to have an itchy peepee, and it was annoying, so it went to Walgreens to get itchy peepee cream. Apparently, it wasn’t a Walgreens, and in fact was a Walmart. A place where people die. It is now big mean ghost that gives people itchy peepee because its mean! (stupid head)

Addendum 888-J-1 If SCP-888-J is actually contained, it can be used as a war machine made to eliminate all men on the battlefield.

Addendum 888-j-2 It is proven to make the itch so severe to the point where the man’s head literally explodes (rare cases, this normally only happens when the man has not shaved in a while, I dont know why)