SCP-Unknown-J

Item #: SCP-Unknown-J

Object Class: Keter Ultra super Keter!!!!!!! Neutralized

Special containment procedure:
SCP-Unknown-J must be kept inside a 1cm x 1cm x 1cm x 1cm mason jar at all times in case of a containment breach, the jar's lid must be opened and SCP-Unknown-J inserted inside said jar before closing its lid.

Description:
This subject is a green stick-like object with certain tumor-like bumps along its sides, it is speculated to be related to [[SCP-Banana-J]] although it is unknown, it has the ability to float in water, vinegar and other liquids which is a property we are still studying to this day.

Interview:

Dr. ████: Bring in SCP-Unknown-J, it's time for the interview.
MTF Unit Bob: Here it is
<Begin log, January 8th 2013 12:57 PM>
Dr. ████: This is a pickle…
MTF Unit Bob: NO IT'S NOT
Bob jumps out the window, with a metric fuckload of beer in his arms
Dr. ████: What?!
<End log, January 8th 2013 12:58 PM>

Test A - January 10th 2013:
D-52963 was asked to taste SCP-Unknown-J, he responded "tastes like a shitty pickle with some terrible vinegar"
Conclusion: SCP-Unknown-J has mysterious qualities of giving people bad tastes in their mouth,
D-52963 has been quarantined for testing

Test B - January 25th 2013:
D-12345 was given his favorite sandwich with sliced pieces of SCP-Unknown-J added in, subject experienced a bad taste in his mouth
Conclusion: SCP-Unknown-J's abilities override enjoyment of the food it is placed inside

Test C - February 7th 2013:
D-83519 was fed SCP-Unknown-J's juices and puked
Conclusion: The pickle juice is what causes this effect

MTF Unit Bobberino: My god, this SCP is Ultra Super Keter!!!
Dr. ████: It's a pickle!
MTF Unit Bobberino: Send a request to O5 to get this thing terminated!
Dr. ████: Why is noone listening to me?!

Addendum:
O5 are currently debating whether this object is a cucumber, Dr. ████ is very close to geting fired

Addendum 2:
SCP-Unknown-J has been reclassified as "Ultra Super Keter!!!", Bobberino's request to terminate
SCP-Unknown-J has been validated and Dr. ████ was fired yesterday.

You know what? he's fired, I'm just putting his name here, he's called "Dawcturrr Noob", Yes really, that's actually his name, for some proof here's his passport:

[IMAGE DELETED FROM DATABASE]

Addendum 3:
On March 1st 2013 at Noon, SCP-Unknown-J has been terminated after its containment breach attempt.