Pineapples SCPs

Draft 1

So here's my first SCP writing. Its not much But its really interesting in my opinion.

Item Number: SCP-###1

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: (Termination and incineration of future instances is pending acceptance) All instances of SCP-###1-1 is to be contained in a 5m x 5m x 2.5m concrete containment chamber. No form of openings other than the main door are allowed. The room shall be furnished with potted plants according to the Dr. Nathaniels Book of Plant to Human Oxygen Ratio, and simple furnishings of a bed and desk. The main door must be a triple airlock made of entirely metal. All surfaces in the airlock are to be maintained at a temperature of 200° C when closed and closing. Instances of SCP-###1 are to be fed standard meals for humanoid creatures once(1) a day. Meals can be skipped up to seven(7) days in a row should it be necessary. All personnel are to be shaven every three(3) days as to make sure personnal have no hair anywhere on the scalp or face.

Description: SCP-###1 is a disease that affects the hair of the host. SCP-###1 causes the hair to become sapient, capable of not only complex communication but even capable of complex problems and thought processes. SCP-###1 does not kill the host or take over the brain, but rather, co-hosts the body. However, prolonged illness will result in a slow personality change. All personalities end up identical(it is theorized the disease originated with one(1) person and all instances replicate said personality).

The personality ends up with:
Easily irritated
Quick wit
IQ of 132
Compliant
Threatens but not violent(No longer applicable. See Addendum ###1-2 for details.)

SCP-###1 is spread through hair contact(see Addendum ###1-1 for details). The main spread of SCP-###1 is by hairs falling off and crawling to a new host. The hairs are shown to have rapid speed, and have been observed traveling at up to [REDACTED] meters per minute(m/min). However, the hair follicles are as vulnerable as all others, and easiest way of removal is by incineration. SCP-###1 follicles require at least 5 cm of hair to take on a new host, and can only attach to hair on the skull.

Symptoms of SCP-###1 include(and are in order):
Red itchy skull
The appearance of “blonde” coloring in the hair
The hair lengthening at extremely rapid pace(anywhere between 1 cm each day and [REDACTED] cm each day)
Personality change begins.
The hair stops growing after the length of exactly 2 meters is reached, regardless of hosts height.
Following the last stage, the host is no longer considered human and is a SCP-###1-1 instance.
Addendum-###1-1
SCP-###1 was found to possess [REDACTED] personnal in Site-[REDACTED]. The epidemic caused the facility to be forced to detonate it's onsite warhead, destroying SCP-[REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], two(2) instances of SCP-[REDACTED], fifty(50) pieces of SCP-[REDACTED], and caused a total of [REDACTED] personnal deaths, causing the Foundation to have a mass recruitment protocol. However, two(2) instances of SCP-###1-1 were found on site later, and were successfully contained with minimal causualties. Both instances were bald, but in a matter of a week had back two(2) meters of hair.

Addendum ###1-2
One instance of SCP-###1-1 was seen to be active, as it threatened and attacked D-[REDACTED] during routine feeding time. D-[REDACTED] suffered severe lacerations to the arm, neck, torso, and had severe internal bleeding. Upon arriving at the medical wing, D-[REDACTED] had been viewed violently spasming and shaking. He later died at [REDACTED] time that day. Autopsy reveals the lacerations were filled with the blonde hair of the SCP-###1-1 instance. D-[REDACTED] body was kept to see the results.
A week later a reaction occured. D-[REDACTED] began to awake and move. Detailed inspection revealed the hairs were gone. D-[REDACTED] then began to
Rest of article Redacted by O5 command.

Draft 2

Item Number: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: (Termination and incineration of future instances is pending acceptance) All instances of SCP-XXXX are to be contained in an airtight concrete containment chamber with only one access point. No other form of openings other than the main door are allowed. The room shall be furnished with potted plants according to the Dr. Nathaniel’s Guide to Human & Plant Respiratory Cohabition. The door must have triple airlock, and all surfaces in the airlock are to be maintained at a temperature of 200° C when closed and closing. All personnel are to be shaven every three(3) days as to make sure personnel have no hair anywhere on their scalps or faces longer than 3 cm.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a contagious anomaly that affects the hair of the host. SCP-XXXX causes hair to become sapient, capable of not only complex communication, but even capable of complex problem solving. The hairs also gain the ability to move on their own. SCP-XXXX co-habits the body without intentionally harming or controlling the host. However, prolonged infection(between 6-12 weeks) will result in a slow personality change. All eventual personalities of SCP-XXXX will end up identical. (Hypothetically SCP-XXXX replicates SCP-XXXX-1, the theorized first instance.)

Notable traits include(but are not limited to): irritability, quick wit, heightened or diminished IQ(to 132 points), frequent complaints, and threats of violence.(See Addendum SCP-XXXX for possible results of such threats.)

SCP-XXXX is spread through hair contact(see Addendum XXXX-1 for details). This is typically accomplished by the hair follicles falling off and crawling to a new host. The hairs are shown to have rapid speed, and have been observed traveling at up to [REDACTED] meters per minute(m/min). However, the hair follicles are as vulnerable as all others, and easiest way of removal is by incineration. SCP-XXXX follicles require at least 5 cm of hair to take on a new host, and can only attach to hair on the skull.

Symptoms of SCP-XXXX include(In order): red itchy scalps, the appearance of blonde coloration in the hair, lengthened hair(growing between 1 cm to 20 cm per day)/shortening of hair(shrinking between 1 cm to 10 cm per day) to a maximum length of 2 meters, finally resulting in a complete personality change(as described above). In the last stage, subjects exposed to SCP-XXXX are considered SCP-XXXX-1 instances.

Addendum-XXXX-1
SCP-XXXX was found to possess ███ personnal in Site-66. The epidemic caused the facility to be forced to detonate it's onsite warhead, destroying 7 anomalies, two(2) instances of SCP-████, fifty(50) pieces of SCP-████, and caused a total of ███ personnel deaths, causing the Foundation to have a mass recruitment protocol. However, two(2) instances of SCP-XXXX were found on site later, and were successfully contained with minimal casualties. Both instances were bald, but in a matter of a week had back two(2) meters of hair.

Addendum XXXX-2
One instance of SCP-XXXX was seen to be active, as it threatened and attacked D-5439 during routine feeding time. D-5439 suffered severe lacerations to the arm, neck, torso, and had severe internal bleeding. Upon arriving at the medical wing, D-5439 had been viewed violently spasming and shaking. He later died, and autopsy reveals the lacerations were filled with the blonde hair of the SCP-XXXX instance. D-5439 body was kept to see the results.
A week later, D-5439 began to awake and move. Detailed inspection revealed the hairs were gone. D-5439 then began to attack the medical team, morgue staff, and the assault team that attempted to kill him. He later returned to the standard SCP-XXXX-1 state, and was promptly removed to a containment chamber. The bodies of those killed by D-5439 in the violent state were promptly incinerated.