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It was a normal day, the sun was unseen due to the devastating blizzard, Dr. Bright, Dr. Clef, and Dr. Somali were ridding around on the Site's Tram cars at full speed, and 231's labor movements are stable. Yup, another normal day at Site-06-(4). I was helping myself to a cup of Coffee & Brandy when suddenly, Dr. Bright and Dr. Clef burst in shouting.
"RITTER, RITTER!" shouted Dr. Clef
"WHAT, WHAT?!" I said after splatting out my drink and also dropping it on some very important files that I honestly didn't care for.
"WE HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM!" Dr. Clef cried.
"WHAT?! C.I ARE HERE? A CODE BLACK?!" I asked.
"Even worse, LOOK!" Dr. Clef pointed to the Daddy Long legs on Brights arm, "IT'S A SPIDER ATTACK, IT'S GONNA KILL BRIGHT!"
"… HOLY [DATA EXPUNGED]!!! BRIGHT, DON'T MOVE, OR IT WILL KILL YOU!!!" I commanded to Dr. Bright.
"R-R-Right!" Dr. Bright Responded.
"Clef, if that thing attempts to harm him, SHOOT IT. Understood?" I commanded Dr. Clef.
"R-Right!" Dr. Clef said.
I ran down the hall gaining speed every step. Finally, I reached Heavy Containment's weapon testing zone (aka Heavy Containment Zone Sector-4) I slammed the door open.
"BOYS, I NEED TO BORROW SOMETHING!" I shouted running up to the two Weapons Engineers.
"Th-The door…" one of them pointed.
"FORGET THE DOOR, BRIGHT'S ABOUT TO DIE!" I shouted.
"What is it?!" asked the other.
"There's a spider on his shoulder!" I cried.
The two engineers stood there, speechless.
"This again?" one of them said to the other.
"Yeah…" said the other.
Then, Dr. Somali ran in from the weapon testing room.
"BRIGHT'S GOT A SPIDER ON HIS SHOULDER?!" Dr. Somali shouted.
"YES!!!" I said.
"Take this, it'll save him" Dr. Somali gave me something I knew would work.
Later I ran back into my office.
"How is he?!" I asked Dr. Clef.
"Fine, do you have the solution?" Dr. Clef asked me.
From behind me I pulled out our prototype weapon, the Micro H.D
"Spider," I began as I pulled the trigger charging the weapon, "Prepare to feel 10,000 volts of electricity!" The weapon shot, the spider did a super jump and left through the vents. The threat… was gone, "Let that be a lesson to you spawn of the underworld! I mean you guys are cute and not that evil, but you could've been contaminated!"
I looked down at Dr. Bright's burnt, crusty body.
"Sh, it's alright Bright, you're safe now," I said stroking his bald wrinkly burning head, "Dr. Somali, The Micro H.D was a success! Though, it could use a little more electricity power maybe"
"It will be done!" laughed Dr. Somali.
"Lovely!" I laughed, "Once again, we have SAVED THE DAY!"
"Uh, O5-5? You think we should find a new body for Bright? He's not looking to good" Dr. Clef pointed.
"Correction, Dr. Clef," I began, "He looks very Bright"
"Are you sure?" said Dr. Clef.
"Positive" I laughed, "He, let's go to ride a tram like a roller coaster, what do you guys say?"
Dr. Clef and Dr. Somali were quiet, then they said; "YES!" And we ran off to the tram station.
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In the end, we got Bright in a new body, he stole my SCP-420-J supply as punishment for "not helping him" though I save his LIFE. Were it not for me, that spider would've killed him! Eventually, we forgave each other and he was just fine. I confessed that I had known all along that he was in pain and thought it would be funny. He understood and we went back to the old days. Then here comes the Phase: 2 problem. Apparently, the files I spilled my stuff on were "very important" as O5- said, and she said I was supposed to be careful, and I was "responsible" for my actions. Overall, it was yet another normal day at Site-06-(4).
