Spinolions crappy attempt at an SCP
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX Is allowed to roam the facility, bar the Euclid, Keter, and heavy containment wing's SCP-XXXX Is to be kept on a 2 (two) meter leash of an unspecified brand in a standard containment cell. SCP-XXXX must be brought in at least 1 (one) D-Class personal to socialize with every day. If SCP-XXXX shows any signs of agitation calm it down with treats the current researcher assigned to SCP-XXXX must call in any nearby MTF team for pacification, and if possible, neutralization.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, animal-shaped entity resembling a Canis familiaris, more commonly referred to as a Golden Retriever. SCP-XXXX is around 30 (thirty) centimeters tall with a slightly green tinge and a gelatinous texture. SCP-XXXX was first discovered in the basement of ██████ █████ on ██/██/██, after numerous reports of a squelching sound, barking, and muffled screams. Agents contained SCP-XXXX with slight acid burns and the loss of 2 (two) fingers. MTF BETA-7 "Maz Hatters" was deployed to the scene, only to find SCP-XXXX "Curled up on the ground asleep", and the subject was easily contained.