Spirin

The Lost NPC

Item #: SCP-###

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### Is To Be Contained In A Standard Humanoid Containment Cell With A 20m, 5m, 20m External Cell To Prevent Accidental Activation Of Its Anomalous Effects, The Only Method Of Monitoring To Be Used In SCP-####'s Cell Is CCTV!
ALL Personnel Stationed To SCP-#### Are To Review Addendum-####-B. Contact With SCP Is Not Granted Unless For The Purpose Of Testing And Approved By Dr █████. If SCP-#### Is Activated Without Authorisation The External Cell Is To Be Under Lock Down Incase Of Breach, The Personnel Activating SCP-#### Is To Face Debriefing And Punishment If Seen Fit By The Site Director.

Description: SCP-#### When Observed Via The Use Of CCTV Or Other Method’s Of Photo Surveillance It Apeer's To Be A 6.3ft Tall Human With No Hair Or Other Redeemable Property’s, Its Skin Is Bleach White And Has Shown No Heat Emanating Off Of Its Self When Observed By Thermal Surveillance (See TestLog-####-3).
SCP-####'s Anomalous Property’s Only Come Into Affect When Directly Observed By A Human/Humanoid Life Form, That Has Recently Use A Peace Of Interactive Media (Video Games, Interactive Movie's, Table Top Games) This Only Come's Under Affect Within ███ Day's. When Active The SCP Will Take The Form And Memory's Of A "NPC" From The Respective Media, Previous Form's Include:
⦁ "Codsworth" From ███████
⦁ "King Sleecly" From Dr. █████ Latest Table Top Game (███)
⦁ "Villager Number 9" From The Popular Game ██████
⦁ "████ Guy" From ████2 (See BreachReport-####-1)
⦁ "██████" From Super █████ 64
When SCP-#### Has Taken The Form Of A "NPC" It Will Have: General Info From The Setting Of The Media, Item's The "NPC" Would Have, The "NPCs" Personality And Memories Of The One Activating It. WARNING: SCP-#### Can Become EXTREMELY Hostile Based Of Off The Activator's Interaction With The Original Media Version, Or Its New Form's Personality.

Addendum:

ContaimentLog-####:

MTF-V35 Arrived At █████ West Europe, On █/█/13 Following Report's On A "Space Marine" From █████ "Purging Heretic’s", When MTF-V35 Arrived SCP-#### Was In A Local Home Attempting To Fashion A Crude Flame Thrower Out Of A Dog's Corpse.
Due To SCP-####'s Property’s Not Being Known At This Point In Time SCP-#### Took On The Form Of An "Alien" From The Game ████ And Proceeded To Consume 7 Out Of 8 Of The MTF Squad, The Last One Only Surviving By Having Only Used "Kiddy Game's" Causing SCP-#### To Reform Into A Fluffy Feline Entity After All Other MTF KIA. SCP-#### Then Stored In MTF-V35's Truck Until Cell Constructed.
Debrief: MTF-V35-06 Was The Only Survivor Of This Encounter And Reported That MTF-V35-02 Played A Horror Game █ Day's Before Containment.

Test 01 - ███

Subject: To Test The Property's Of This SCP
Procedure: D-1247 Told To Enter Cell And Report What They See
Results: SCP-#### Reformed Into █████ And Asked Where The Princes Is
Analysis: SCP-#### Not Only Take's The Form But Also The Memory's

Test 02 - ███

Subject: To See How SCP-#### Reacts To A Media Substance With No "NCP's"
Procedure: SCP-Took The Form Of ████ And ████ Dr████ With A ████
Results: See BreachReport-####-1
Analysis: Holy F*** SCP-#### Is Considered A Danger To The Site Under The Right Conditions (Cell Now Need's Level-3)

Test 03 - ███

Subject: To Test For Safer Way's To Monitor SCP-####
Procedure: CCTV, Thermal Viton, Laser Positioning
Results: CCTV Passed The Test But Thermal And Laser Only Showed A Empty Cell
Analysis: CCTV Now Implmented

BreachReport-####-1:

SCP-#### Took The Form Of "███ Guy" And Breached Its Cell Going On A Killing Spree After Being Activated By JrDr ████ (Demoted To D-Class/Executed)
SCP-#### Killed 68 Personnel ,And 106 D-Class
SCP-#### Was Only Contained After The Termination Of JrDr ████
Note: It Seem’s SCP-#### Keep's The Form Of The "NPC" Till The Activator Is Dead, Or No Longer Observed

Addendum-B:

Attention New Personnel You Are Starting Work On SCP-#### You Will Be Placed Into A Light Quarantine For ██ Week's So You Do Not Triger SCP-#### Via Its Affects

Closing Note:

SCP-#### Is a Danger. Suggest Personnel At Site-█ Avoid Violent Media Incase Of A Repeat Of BreachReport-####-1

One Joke To Far

Item #: SCP-####

Object Class: Ketter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### Is Almost Impossible To Contain, Via This Fact All Efforts On This SCP Are To Be Aim On Covering Up Event-####-1 and Event-####-2. SCP-#### Is A Info/Memetic Hazard This Will Be Described In The Description

WARNING Do Not Proceed On This Document If You Are (Level +3) WARNING

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Description: SCP-#### Is A Joke, And Nothing But A Joke. When The Joke Is Repeated In ANY Form, All Life-Forms That Hear And/Or See The Joke Will Become Extremely Hostile Towards The Entity Presenting It Leading To The Death Or Destruction On The Presenter (This Is Event-####-1 ).
After Event-####-1 The Subject That Heard And/or Saw The Joke Will Enter A Form Of Insanity Constantly Thinking Of "What The Answer Is", There Are 2 Way's This Can End For The Effected Subject:

[1] The Effected Subject Will Ask Some One Else The Joke In The Hope To Get A Answer, Accidently Trigging Event-####-1 .

[2] The Effected Subject Work's Out Or Find’s The Answer And Then Proceeds’ To Commit Suicide On The Term’s Of "Nothing Left To Live For".

Addendum:

Event-####-1
In This Event The Entity Repeating The Joke Will Be Referred To As ####-1, And The Receiver As ####-2
####-1 Will Recite The Joke, ALL Entity's That Receive The Joke And Now Classed As SCP-####-2
####-2 Will Then Attempt To Kill ####-1, Leading To ####-1's Death
To Stop A Chain Reaction SCP-####-2's Must Have There Voice Box And Hand's Removed By ██████ As Well As There Arm's And Leg's Being Permanently Restrained

Event-####-2
In This Event SCP-####-2 Will Attempt To Wright Down The Joke To Under Stand It More, This Creates A Event-####-1
If This Dose Not Triger A Event-####-1, The Joke MUST Be Destroyed To Prevent A "Memetic Land Mine"

Interview-####-1
<Interviewer: Dr █████ >
####-2: Come On Man Tell Me The Answer Ill Do Anything
████ : I’m A Sorry I Can’t Do That ####-2
####-2: Please Guest Tell Me
████ : Like I Said… No
####-2: Ill Tell You The Joke So You Can Help Me
As ####-2 Start’s To Tell The Joke ████ Try’s To Cover ███ Ear’s
████ Then Jumps At ####-2 Beating In Its Head In With A Clip Board
<End Note: ████ Was Executed After This Interview To Stop More Event-####-1

Addendum-B:
Dr.█████: SCP-#### Is A Potential XK, And Is NOT A JOKE!!

Closing Note: SCP-#### Is Shown With Every Third Letter Removed To Stop Event-####-1 Do Not Repeat SCP-#### Out Loud[] Wh█ D█d █he█Ch█ck█n █ro█s █he█Ro█d?

Amnestic Application Recommended

Direction Of Death

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX Is To Be Stored In A 2m/2m/2m Cube With 1 Foot Thick Iron Walls, On The Senter Point Of Each Wall There Is To Be A Electro Magnet With A Strength Of +3Ton. This Inner Room Is To Be Located Within A 6m/6m/6m Larger Cube On A Rotating Join Spinning Clockwise At 15 Degrease Per Minute.
The Entrance Point Of The Room Is A Circular Hatch On Top Of The Room Connected To The Outer Room Via A Retractable Tube. This Tube Is To Not Be Extended Unless For Testing With Lvl3-XXXX Clearance. Personnel Working Within 50m Of SCP-XXXX Are To Carry No Magnetic Objects Or Be Faced With Major Disciplinary Actions.
If The Rotation Or The Magnets Are Ever Turned Of Or Malfunction Is To Happen, The Outer Shell Is To Be Flooded With A Chemical Containing High Amounts Of Magnetic Prouder. If SCP-XXXX Is Ever See To Indicate A Direction For More Than ██ Seconds MTF-H26 Are To Deploy On That Baring With Strong Magnetic Detection Equipment.

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SCP-XXXX Is A Small Navigational Compass Recovered From A Ship That Was Claimed To Be Cursed By Local Sailors. The Compass Section Of The Object Is 3Inches Across And 2Inches Up In The Senter, There Is Some Wood From The Ship Left On The Object But It Has Become Too Hazarders To Remove SCP-XXXX From The Cell. If The Compass Is Fixed In A Direction For Longer Than ██ Seconds A Large Amphibious Or Air Born Threat Will Appear At Any Point The Direction Form SCP-XXXX Crosses A Navigational Line. The Threats Are Designated SCP-XXXX-2 Followed By The Date Of The Incident. Wile The Object Has Bean In Its Cell It Has Only Triggered █ Times In The 6 Years The Foundation Has Had Posetion Of It.

Mans Fixed Form

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

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SCP-XXXX Is A Large Underground Cave System Located 300m Bellow Sea Level In The South Of █████. SCP-XXXX Is Contained By 2 Levels Of Security, The First Stage Is A Large Meatal Vault Door Made Over The Entrance Point Of The Caves This Door Is 3ft Thick. To Open The Door 2 Level-3 Security Personnel Are Needed As Well As Clearance For Leading Dr ████. The Second Level Of Security Is A 1km Perimeter Covered Up Under The Premises Of A Wild Life Preserve.

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