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Item #: SCP-R4G3-J
Object Class: Safe You know what? I hate that thing so much that I think it deserves to be a Keter. It's still a Safe class SCP and you can't change that, Dr.██████.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-R4G3-J is to be kept in Dr.██████ bedroom on top of a nightstand located next to Dr.██████ bed at all times, the object will be taken only for tests with the aprovall of a personell with clearensce level of 4. BULLSHIT!!! I DON'T WANT THAT THING IN MY ROOM YOUR [DATA EXPUNGED]!!! Yes, SCP-R4G3-J will continue at your room and if we find out that you did anything towards it, there WILL be punishment.
Description: SCP-R4G3-J is a black earphone, SCP-R4G3-J cannot me truly measured at this point, but it might reach 70cm or a bit higher if totally stretched out.
The model of SCP-R4G3-J is yet to be discovered since there is no logo in it. SCP-R4G3-J operates exactly as any other earphone.
It was discovered recently that SCP-R4G3-J is made of a resistent and yet unknown fiber, altough, it does not look indestructible, but since it does not cause any harm, no personnell is allowed to damage SCP-R4G3-J.
SCP-R4G3-J is always tangled, various atempts were made, but it seems like no one is capable of untangle SCP-R4G3-J. Tests with Dr.██████ That's me! revealed that after a long time of exposition to SCP-R4G3-J, the person that is untangling it will show signal of pure rage and anxiety.
I hate this thing and I wish I could burn it to the ground :) Dr.██████ is not allowed to edit this file anymore.
Addendum: Any orders from Dr.██████ to burn, smash, drown, throw into space, give it to a crocodile, burn it in the sun or Kamehameha-it SCP-R4G3-J are to be imediatly refused. No they aren't. Yes they are!
