SCP-5XXX
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Item #: SCP-5XXX

Object Class: Euclid Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: Any broadcasts of SCP-5XXX-C should be disrupted and taken off air. Any social media posts containing information related to SCP-5XXX-C should be removed immediately. TweetBot should remain online at all times to detect and remove social media posts related to SCP-5XXX-C. During SCP-5XXX, TweetBot should privatize all tweets of the event. As the event has ended, all tweets of the event have been taken down, all broadcasts have been removed from all television networks and TweetBot has been retired.

Description: SCP-5XXX was an event on August 6th, 2019 where United States Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and President pro tempore of the United States Senate Chuck Grassley spent approximately 1 hour, 2 minutes and 2 seconds in an altercation on social media site Twitter. During the altercation, a breach of privacy was detected and Foundation Bot T-7 "TweetBot" was put into use. After approximately 1 hour, Mr. McConnell proceeded to leak information regarding SCP-5004 to the general public. 3 milliseconds after the post went onto Twitter, TweetBot deleted the post and locked Mr. McConnell's twitter account from posting any information for 48 hours. Mr. Grassley then proceeded to apologize for the argument.



Leader McConnell @housemajldr


Ol' Chuck Grassley hasn't been doing ANYTHING recently. I wonder why? Oh wait, he's being lied to by the liberals.

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6 August 2019 - Washington D.C., United States



ChuckGrassley
@ChuckGrassley


@housemajldr i don't even know what you mean i'm republican

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6 August 2019 - Washington D.C., United States



ChuckGrassley
@ChuckGrassley


are you just bright being a nuisance?

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6 August 2019 - Washington D.C., United States



Leader McConnell
@housemajldr


You can't say that publicly, moron! That's classified!1

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6 August 2019 - Washington D.C., United States



Donald Trump
@realDonaldTrump


@housemajldr @ChuckGrassley, cut it out!2

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6 August 2019 - Washington D.C., United States



Leader McConnell
@housemajldr


Why don't you answer this, Mr. President? Have the American people agreed to be oblivious?? http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5004

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6 August 2019 - Washington D.C., United States

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