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HiObject: SCP-3095
Object Class: Euclid
Containment procedure: SCP-3095 is to be contained in Site 072's underground library to move around at its' leisure. All books within site 072's library are to be checked weekly and rotated with new copies of Foundation-approved scripture so SCP-3095 does not exhaust its' supplies and go searching for more, where it could possibly escape and make contact with personnel.
Description: SCP-3095 is a large, sentient, vaguely humanoid being of unknown origin. Its' bottom half has no legs, and is largely comprised of excessive rolls of lard and fat, so much so that it's main method of movement seems to be via slithering it's body. It has two human arms protruding from the mountain of lard as well as a neck and human head with the generic features of a bald, middle aged man. Attempts to record its' dimensions have been met with failure as SCP-3095's size and anatomy seems to be constantly fluctuating.
The being, which announces itself as "The Globglogabgalab" is fluent in several languages, thought to be procured from the various literature it has consumed over the years. When within the vicinity of any type of book, literature, or scripture, SCP-3095 seemingly wills the book to "hop" towards it and to open, and enters it via oozing its' body into the pages and simply melting into it. It will then take anywhere from 15 minutes to 30 seconds within to consume all contents of the book before re-emerging from the pages, usually larger than it was before it entered. SCP-3095 refuses typical edible meals served to it, which has lead research team to believe it sustains itself on information it absorbs from miscellaneous literature. When deprived of any books for a period of () SCP-3095's weight and size reduced considerably (See Addendum 13-G). It is unknown how much of the world's literature SCP-3095 has absorbed since its' creation. It appears to have knowledge of several historic events, and wether or not this is from experience or consumption of history books is also unknown. Also of particular interest, SCP-3095 has demonstrated the ability to shapeshift itself into forms imitating illustrations within books it absorbs (see Addendum 12-G).
In addition to the 25 languages it is already capable of speaking, SCP-3095 also seems to speak a foreign language of its' own design that would appear to be simply phonetically rhyming gibberish to most subjects who hear it. When SCP-3095 chants incantations in this unknown language, it has the ability to telepathically manipulate several books around it to move in unison, often seemingly in a synchronized dancing pattern. Books affected by SCP-3095's chanting become instances of SCP-3095-B
SCP-3095 is typically nonviolent, but appears to be indestructible. All matter of energy is absorbed within its' rolls of fat with SCP-3095 merely expressing mild discomfort at weapons such as flamethrowers and automated rifles being fired at it. If direct contact is made with SCP-3095's body, it will absorb organic matter, including other living beings into itself as well, though they don't seem to provide it with any significant sustenance compared to books. Though SCP-3095 is responsive to questioning, it is uncooperative and vague in its' answers. SCP-3095 is shown to possess a vast knowledge of classical and modern literature, as well as several subjects such as history and philosophy, enough to rival and often surpass the intellect of Foundation researchers. Though SCP-3095 retains the knowledge of books it has consumed, it does not seem to be able to retain knowledge of its own nor formulate its' own ideas, past its' name and unknown reason for craving books.
Below transcribed is an interview between SCP-3095 and Dr. Strawinsky, head of the research team for SCP-3095:
Dr S: Hello SCP-3095. I am Dr Strawinsky with the SCP foundation. Can you understand me as I speak to you?
SCP-3095: Why hello there, Doctor.
Dr S: Hello to you too, SCP-3095. Would you be willing to answer a few questions about yourself to me?
SCP-3095: That sounds simply delightful.
Dr S: Wonderful. Can you describe to me what exactly are you? What are your origins?
SCP-3095: I am the Globglogabgalab, and I love books.
Dr S: …What is a "Globglobabab", SCP-3095?
SCP-3095: No, I'm the Globglogabgalab.
Dr S: Right, that. What is that?
SCP-3095: It's the Shwabble-Dabble-Wabble-Babble whibby Schwab Dab, Doctor.
(TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE: Fuck you all, I'm not paid enough for this)
Dr S: …Right, of course. Let's move onto another question, then. What are you made of, SCP-3095? Are you organic? Do you have organs?
SCP-3095: I'm full of Schwibbly-Glib-a-kind. I am the yeast of thoughts and mind.
Dr S: What do you mean by that, Globglogabgalab? "The yeast of thoughts and mind"?
SCP-3095: Yeast, a microscopic fungus consisting of single oval cells that reproduce by budding, and are capable of converting sugar into alcohol and carbon dioxide. Thoughts, an idea or opinion produced by thinking or occurring suddenly in the mi-
Dr S: That's good, Globglogabgalab. No need to continue.
SCP-3095: Doctor, do you have any books for me today?
Dr S: I'm afraid not, SCP-3095. You'll have to wait until we take you back to your library.
SCP-3095: Splendid. Simply delicious.
Dr S: SCP-3095, why do you crave books so much?
SCP-3095: The ideas and the sentences in the stories.
Dr S: Yes?
SCP-3095: Your thoughts are simply delicious.
Dr S: (sighs) I still don't understand anything that you say
Addendum 11-G: Since being stationed in Site 072's library, an unintended side effect has occured: SCP-3095 has taken on the role of an apparent "search engine" for staff and researchers at the facility, who will often skip searching for whatever book they need for their research in favour of simply asking SCP-3095 their question directly. Since SCP-3095 has consumed most of the books stocked in the library's shelves, its' usually able to answer information-related questions directed towards it.
Addendum 12-G: On -- during transportation from standard containment unit to Site-072 library, Foundation elected the best way to safely transport SCP-3095 was through a book. With permission from Administration, SCP-3095 given one (1) custom-made book, a copy of Leo Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' with several modifications made to the book to ensure it retained its' length without giving SCP-3095 any information research team preferred it not to learn. Despite the length of Mr Tolstoy's work and SCP-3095 spending a record amount of time within the book, Foundation personnel were delayed unexpectedly by interference from the Chaos Insurgency seeking to disrupt SCP transportation. At 50 km from Site-072, SCP-3095 finished consuming War and Peace and emerged from the book looking considerably larger than it had entered, estimated to have grown 50% in body mass. SCP-3095 then proceeded to escape Foundation personnel by morphing its' body into the shape of a bird, possibly a rough imitation of a condor, and somehow taking flight. SCP-3095 was lost for an estimated // and was spotted by / residents before being recaptured by Foundation workers. First and only instance recorded of SCP-3095 morphing its' body into a form other than its' standard humanoid form. SCP-3095 succesfully transfered to Site-072 library without further complication. Condor found to be replicated from book fed to SCP-3095 on //.
