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Backround,appearance.
MateiTheProst also known as in latin Smerky {ˈsmɜrki}, is a close range attacker. When he was little he was abused by his parents which caused his mental difsunctions.
He was also a heavy smoker which made his voice deeper than a normal human being.
He appears as a 1"3 handicapped humanoid. When he was little he played a lot of osu
and other games which improved his aim,reaction time and reflexes by 100%,making him
the most accurate humanoid being.
Ticks,abilities.
He has an extreme urge to urinate on any desk. His ridiculous actions upon scp-738 have damaged his reputation amongst the other scp's really badly. His so called „urine” is actually ██████████████████████████████████████.When angry,blind from rage,he turns red and screams „Sugi pula!”, a slang in latin which translates to „Die nonce!”
Info,contamination.
Smerky is keter classed, which means he must be contained in a room with acces level 5,personnel only. To calm him down or distract him from attacking,you must give him ramen noodles with mario flavor or cigarettes, known as tzigari debilate.
An interview was held with Smerky in the year ████ talking about his past and his actions.
-Leave me alone ████,i will not respond to any of your questions! Let me go and play osu or i will spit on you!
-Now now,calm down,this will be over soon… I just want to know a bit more about you. Dr. ██████ said with a terrifying smirk on his face.
-Come on already! I don't have all day for your ridiculously annoying questions!
- *ahem* Question #1: What are your goals in life?
- Goals in life? Well, I ██████████████████████████████████████████.
- See, it wasn't that hard, 2 more left. Question #2: What are your intentions with this facility,if you have any.
- *mumble* ████████████████.
- Question #3: Why did you attack scp-738 in such a vicious way?
- It's not my fault that i piss acid on tables. Smerky said with a slightly red face. Don't make me want to do the same thing to you.
- Well,i clearly don't want you to do that. Here,have some mario flavored noodles. Calm down,it's all over now.
- That's what i thought. Now get moving before i get up and ██████████████████.
