SCP: Unknown aquatic entity #42020
This SCP is a squid or species squid closely resembling that of a Magnapinna pacifica (Bigfin squid). To this date only 2 sightings of the SCP have ever been recorded leaving most of the information of it unavailable.
One of the only known anomalous properties of this SCP is its inability to be found using mapping devices. Any tracking devices placed on the SCP will immediately be disabled via unknown means. It is currently being tested whether sonar can track the SCP.
The other anomalous effect known is that any crustacean within a 73 m radius of the SCP will begin to move towards the SCP, the crustacean will than disappear from the area. This is theorized to be how the SCP eats. This is the only known way to indicate if the SCP is present in the area.
The first sighting of the SCP was on ██████ beach on 4/█/2007. At first the SCP was thought to be a regular Magnapinna pacifica and due to the animals rarity multiple aquatic scientist went to the area to study it. The SCP was recorded to be 158 m away from the shore and was seen sitting motionless
for 14 hours. Individuals also recorded a number of crabs, lobster, and shrimp around the entity, additionally when subjects attempted to digitally map out the size of the entity they reported that they were unable to. The SCP left the area after a diver tried to interact with it. A day later crab, lobster, and shrimp populations in the area dropped by 85%.
SCP-XXXX is a large machine made out of steel and a currently unknown material. SCP-XXXX has 2 slots located of the left and right sides of SCP-XXXX labeled as "intake" and "outtake". On the front of SCP-XXXX is a touchscreen tablet that can only be turned on if SCP-XXXX-2 is placed in the intake slot of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-2 are 12 bucket filled with an unknown black substance that has the same consistency as mud. If SCP-XXXX-2 is ingested the subject will experience extreme stomach pains and diarrhea for the next 24 hours. If SCP-XXXX-2 is placed inside the intake slot of SCP-XXXX the tablet on the front of SCP-XXXX will turn on. The tablet shows rows of various foods ranging from normal delicacies, to unknown edibles.
If a food is clicked a picture of the food as well as a description of it will appear. 2 buttons will than appear saying "Confirmed" and "Cancel", if cancel is pressed it will be taken back to the rows of food. If confirmed is pressed a door on the intake slot will close and various gears inside of the machine will start moving. During this time large amounts of smoke will be produced from SCP-XXXX. 3 minutes later the food described on SCP-XXXX will emerge from the outtake slot as well as a plastic plate, spoon, 2 forks, and a napkin (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-3) SCP-XXXX-2 will also be missing from the intake slot. SCP-XXXX-3 is largely the same to its normal counterpart other than the subject experiencing a weaker effect of SCP-XXXX-1 if SCP-XXXX-3 is eaten.
SCP-XXXX was first found in a restaurant called "Fred's Food Factory" after 17 people complained of stomach sickness after eating there. A health inspector who attempted to enter the kitchen of the restaurant was stabbed by the stores owner Fred Buckley. Authorities were called and SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2 were found soon after.
An interview was held with Fred Buckley were he explained that he originally worked for the Ambrose Restaurant before being fired for misusing kitchen equipment. Buckley said he stole SCP-XXXX to make his own successful restaurant chain. When questioned about SCP-XXXX-2 Buckley said that he couldn't remember the original recipe so he had to improvise.
Forum: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-11404245/scp:lets-improvise
Forum: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-12052895/scp:lets-improvise
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a storage room at Site-█. SCP-XXXX-2 is to be kept in a freezer constantly at -12 degrees Celsius.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large machine made out of steel and a currently unknown material. SCP-XXXX has 2 slots located of the left and right sides of it labeled as "intake" and "outtake". On the front of SCP-XXXX is a touchscreen tablet that can only be turned on if SCP-XXXX-2 is placed in the intake slot of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-2 are 12 bucket filled with an unknown black substance that has the same consistency as glue. If SCP-XXXX-2 is ingested the subject will experience extreme stomach pains, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, and a mild fever for the next 24 hours. If SCP-XXXX-2 is placed inside the intake slot of SCP-XXXX the tablet on the front of SCP-XXXX will turn on. The tablet will show the logo of the Ambrose Restaurant for 5 seconds before showing rows of various foods ranging from normal delicacies, to unknown edibles.
If a food is clicked a picture of the food as well as a description of it will appear. 2 buttons will then appear saying "Confirmed" and "Cancel". If confirmed is pressed a door on the intake slot will close and various gears inside of the machine will start moving. During this time, large amounts of smoke will be produced from SCP-XXXX. 3 minutes later the food described on SCP-XXXX will emerge from the outtake slot as well as a plastic plate, spoon, 2 forks, and a napkin (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-3), SCP-XXXX-2 will also be missing from the intake slot. SCP-XXXX-3 is largely the same to its normal counterpart other than the subject experiencing a weaker effect of SCP-XXXX-2 if SCP-XXXX-3 is eaten.
SCP-XXXX was first found in a restaurant called "Fred's Food Factory" after 17 people complained of stomach sickness after eating there. A health inspector who attempted to enter the restaurant was stabbed by the stores owner Fred Buckley after he attempted to enter the kitchen of the restaurant. Authorities were called and SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2 were found soon after.
Addendum: Interview log.
The following is an interview with Fred Buckley about SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2.
Interviewer: Dr. Jarvis
Interviewee: Fred Buckley
[BEGIN LOG]
Fred Buckley: Alright, now tell me why I’m here.
Dr. Jarvis: We wan’t to know about SCP-XXXX?
Fred Buckley: The food machine? My dad made it.
Dr. Jarvis: Who is your father?
Fred Buckley: He is an asshole, thats who he is.
Dr. Jarvis: How did your father build the machine?
Fred Buckley: Well he didn’t build it, he made the blueprints for it and shipped it to one of his friends to build it for him. He said that the machine will make Mr. Ambrose proud.
Dr. Jarvis: So your father works for the Ambrose restaurants?
Fred Buckley: My entire family works there, except for me anyways.
Dr. Jarvis: Why don’t you work there anymore?
Fred Buckley: My dad made me work there, I don’t know how to even make hard boiled eggs and he expects me to work for the most demanding restaurant chain out there! I got fired because we ran out of ingredients for a certain dish and instead buying more I improvised and made my own ingredients. Lets just say making your own pumpkin for a pumpkin pie is a bad idea. I soon got fired for sickening 4 of our customers.
Dr. Jarvis: So how did you obtain the machine?
Fred Buckley: I knew I had to do something to make money. So in the middle of the night I stole the machine and made my own restaurant.
Dr. Jarvis: What about the black liquid?
Fred Buckley: The ingredient used to get the machine to work ran out in the first couple weeks, so I made my own.
[END LOG]
The Watcher
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid Male approximately 2.46m in height, of unknown decent. SCP-XXXX wears a worn purple sweatshirt and jeans, it also has long gray hair with yellow bioluminescent eyes. SCP-XXXX appears to have multiple cuts and bruises on its body, specifically on its head, arms, hands, and feet.
SCP-XXXX can run at extremely fast speeds, it has been shown to run at 21.6mph and at most can run up to 26.78 mph. SCP-XXXX can climb vertical surfaces with relative ease, SCP-XXXX will climb up the surface by implanting its fingers and toes into the surface and moving up the surface. SCP-XXXX can flatten its body up to 3 times its original size. This allows it to easily pass through small and cramped spaces and hide behind objects without being seen.
SCP-XXXX is normally docile, showing no signs of aggression unless provoked. SCP-XXXX is usually reported to watch and follow humans while trying to remain unseen. It will follow the subject for up to 30 hours before moving to another subject. SCP-XXXX will normally watch the subject from a distance but has been reported to approach the subject during sleep, usually it will use any sharp object nearby to cut a piece of hair from the subject. If no sharp object is around, SCP-XXXX will either pull or chew the subjects hair off or will move to another subject.
Although very agile and unpredictable SCP-XXXX can easily be confined and contained in a small empty room. If SCP-XXXX is brought into this room it will attempt to leave the room, if there is noway out of the room or the door to the room is locked it will speak to the subject directly and ask them for assistance. SCP-XXXX is seen to speak fluently in Arabic, Armenian, English, French, Hebrew, Portuguese, and Turkish.
Interviews with SCP-XXXX have largely been inconclusive with SCP-XXXX only seeming to focus on the assistance of exiting the room. If SCP-XXXX is contained for a long period of time it will become more agitated and can be seen scratching itself, mumbling, and attempt to find another exit, if left for longer SCP-XXXX will attempt to break down the door, or a wall to find an exit. SCP-XXXX will always succeed in breaking down the door but afterwords will seem to be extremely tired and will presumably rest for up to 4 day before resuming normal activities.
SCP-XXXX was first brought to the foundations attention when multiple citizens in the town of Shekels, London were complaining of a tall man stalking them. The Foundation first sent
containment teams when a murder was reported on a man who was stabbed to death in his bedroom. However it seems like this event was unrelated to SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX is a humanoid Male approximately 2.46m in height, of unknown decent. SCP-XXXX wears a worn purple sweatshirt and jeans, it also has long gray hair with yellow bioluminescent eyes. SCP-XXXX appears to have multiple cuts and bruises on its body, specifically on its head, arms, hands, and feet.
SCP-XXXX can run at extremely fast speeds, it has been shown to run at 21.6mph and at most can run up to 26.78 mph. SCP-XXXX can climb vertical surfaces with relative ease, SCP-XXXX will climb up the surface by implanting its fingers and toes into the surface and moving up the surface. SCP-XXXX can flatten its body up to 3 times its original size. This allows it to easily pass through small and cramped spaces and hide behind objects without being seen.
SCP: A Normal World
SCP-XXXX is a small red button that measures 10cm x 10cm x 8cm. SCP-XXXX has no electronic components to it and seems to be made out of plastic. SCP-XXXX has no markings to indicate a manufacturer and appears to be in pristine condition. SCP-XXXX was brought to the foundation by SCP-XXXX-2 (see below). SCP-XXXX-2 is a caucasian Male who is 1.64m tall and wears a white suit, jeans, and fedora. SCP-XXXX-2 was put inside foundation custody after materializing inside the Site-█ cafeteria and requesting to be put inside a containment chamber. After being put in containment, SCP-XXXX-2 reached into his pockets and pulled out SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-2 stated that pressing SCP-XXXX would result in anything existing to have realistic properties to it and will cause anything that has anomalous properties will be changed to become normal.
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