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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a difficult to open box of at least 250 centimetres labelled as "Inedible Sandwiches" at storage site-█, in wing-█ room-███¹. All documentation related to SCP-XXXX may not be accessible at site-█.

Under no circumstances may anyone with knowledge of the location of the site-█ be permitted to read this documentation without approval of O5 Council.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

Footnotes

1. The location of SCP-XXXX has been redacted by order of O5 Council to prevent its memetic properties from taking place.