- SANDBOX MAIN
- Tab 2: Hotdog! That's What I Call Soul Food!
- Tab 3: Fire is Bad
- Tab 4: (insert skip here)
- Tab 5: A Message From Moby
- Tab 6: Never Swallow A Melon Seed
- Tab 7: InDi-Mail
- Tab 8: Tortoise May Cry
- Tab 9: Holiday Spirit
This Sandbox Is Registered To:
Sr. Alfred Gunkle
Engineering and Technical Service Department
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Capture of SCP-XXXX is currently impossible due to its nature. SCP-XXXX is to be tracked and monitored by Mobile Task Force Lambda-22 ("Weiner Watchers").
SCP-XXXX-A is to be kept in a standard Humanoid Containment Chamber at Site-88 together with SCP-XXXX.
Foundation efforts to collaborate with SCP-XXXX-A have been successful. SCP-XXXX-A has been convinced to stay and relocate to its current containment chamber together with SCP-XXXX. D-Class Personnel within the area have been given permission to consume SCP-XXXX-A's food products to ensure SCP-XXXX-A's compliance.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a mobile food stand of unknown make and manufacture. SCP-XXXX has been observed to be capable of manifesting and demanifesting itself on various random locations through unknown means. The following could be seen inscribed on a signage displayed along the sides of SCP-XXXX:
Nether's Best
This realm's finest hot dogs!
Here at Nether's Best, we only grill our hot dogs using our top quality hell fire.
Prices start at $.66!
SCP-XXXX is constantly accompanied by a Class IV Humanoid Entity, designated SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A stands at 2.06 meters tall, with dark red skin and possesses hooves and curled horns resembling that of an Ovis canadensis (Bighorn sheep). SCP-XXXX-A has been observed taking the form of an ordinary Caucasian male presumably on his mid forties
Analysis of hot dogs, designated SCP-XXXX-B, prepared by SCP-XXXX-A reveals its composition mainly to be a mixture of pork, beef, and an unidentified liquid compound similar to liquid animal fats. Individuals reportedly claim to hear the sizzling noise produced by SCP-XXXX-B whilst being grilled to sound similar to that of faint screams. SCP-XXXX-B prepared by SCP-XXXX-A on SCP-XXXX are universally described to be extremely high in quality by consuming individuals. Otherwise, ingestion of SCP-XXXX-B prepared by SCP-XXXX-A on SCP-XXXX provides no anomalous effects to the consumer.
Incident XXXX-A-01: Stuff here
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A
Interviewer: Dr. Kung
Foreword: Interview with SCP-XXXX-A three days following its containment.
<Begin Log>
SCP-XXXX-A: Evening doc, may I interest ya with some Wrath Dogs?
Dr. Kung: Err… No. Thank you, but I'm fine.
SCP-XXXX-A: Y'sure doc? It's my bestseller for the week!
Dr. Kung: Thank you. Really, I'm fine. I'm actually here to ask you a few question.
SCP-XXXX-A: Sure thing, ask away. But y'know, it'd be better with a little snack on the side. Those guys in their orange pajamas really dig them dogs, I'm sure you will too!
Dr. Kung: Right. Okay, why don't you tell me more about the hot dogs.
SCP-XXXX-A: I just did man, best wieners you'd ever get! You should really try one.
Dr. Kung: Anything they do that we should, um, be aware of?
SCP-XXXX-A: Aside from being the absolute best? Well, all I have to say is that we're pretty much required to get creative with our punishments.
Dr. Kung: Pardon?
SCP-XXXX-A: Awesome ain't it? I even get to rake in funds in the process!
Dr. Kung:
[Repeat as necessary]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Containment Site-113 has been set up around SCP-XXXX's area of operation in Ashland, Pennsylvania.
Should an Eta event occur, SCP-XXXX is to be tracked and monitored by Mobile Task Force Mu-13 ("Ghostbusters"). Civilian witnesses to Eta events are to be administered with Class-A amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a group of incorporeal humanoid entities wearing what appears to be standard firefighter equipment. There are currently four identified SCP-XXXX instances, designated SCP-XXXX-1 through 4. All SCP-XXXX instances has been observed to be docile in nature. Any equipment utilized by SCP-XXXX share their incorporeal nature, including one fire engine visually identical to engine 341 of the Centralia Fire Company.
The presence of flames within an unidentified radius triggers an Eta event. During an Eta event, SCP-XXXX proceeds to traverse its way towards the fire, travelling at recorded speeds of up to 65,000 kph. SCP-XXXX has been observed to be capable of phasing through obstacles intercepting its path.
SCP-XXXX proceeds with an attempt to extinguish the fire. Fluid expelled from the fire engine's hose has been found to be tangible and non anomalous in nature. Once the fire had been extinguished, SCP-XXXX then promptly returns to Containment Site-113.
Here a fire from a local church was successfully extinguished.
Here someone somewhere got sprayed inside their apartment after trying to cook with a gas stove.
Here someone somewhere got sprayed with their hose after trying to light a cigar
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Stuff
Description: Moar Stuff
Addendum: Even moar stuff
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a climate controlled type-C aquatic containment tank at Marine Site-XX. Tank is to be filled with water containing a salinity of 3.5% (Saltwater) and is to be put in maintenance twice a month for cleaning and inspection.
SCP-XXXX is to be fed twice daily with a 400 kilogram soft mixture of squid and octopi. Medical checkups are to be conducted in a bi-monthly basis by a Foundation cryptozoologist.
Documents produced by SCP-XXXX are to be recorded and kept in Locker 221 at Storage Site 26. Requests for interaction with SCP-XXXX are to be approved by Dr. Deland. Attempts to communicate with SCP-XXXX are to be kept at minimum.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a young Physeter macrocephalus (Sperm whale) measuring six meters in length from head to tail with no recorded growth since its initial containment in 20██. CT scans reveal an unidentified organ replacing SCP-XXXX's phonic lip structure1, resulting in its inability to vocalize albeit keeping its ability for air intake.
SCP-XXXX is capable of producing a standard 750 ml industrial glass bottle, measuring 296mm in height and 86mm in diameter, with a resealable cork. These bottles are expelled from SCP-XXXX by means of regurgitation and are observed to materialize from its unique organ through unknown methods. Contained within each bottle is a piece of rolled up parchment paper, with each instance containing a message crudely written in ink. SCP-XXXX is observed to have a rudimentary understanding of the English language and is able to communicate by means of producing bottled messages.
SCP-XXXX claims to have been of past contact with multiple individuals, it is uncertain who these individuals it refers to as and whether these individuals have knowledge of SCP-XXXX's anomaly. However, SCP-XXXX claims to have only done attempts to communicate as of late. SCP-XXXX has been highly cooperative and amicable with Foundation personnel and has shown to be remarkably fond of social interaction. Requests made by SCP-XXXX for bi-weekly interaction have been approved by Dr. Deland. (Approval revoked by Dr. Deland on 12/06/20██)
Foreword: The following interview was voluntarily conducted by Agent Farshen in accordance to SCP-XXXX's bi-weekly interaction. Agent Farshen asked questions verbally. SCP-XXXX responds by means of producing bottled messages and are transcribed verbatim.
Agent Farshen: Hey there, XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: HELLO NEW MAN
Agent Farshen: How is it here? Liking it so far?
SCP-XXXX: GOOD I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE TALK IT FUN
Agent Farshen: Im glad to know that, XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: I LIKE HERE VERY YOU WANT PLAY
Agent Farshen: Play? What do we play?
[ SCP-XXXX submerges for ten seconds. Upon resurfacing, SCP-XXXX forcefully expels air and water through its blowhole. Agent Farshen, who is visibly taken aback, is drench as a result. ]
Agent Farshen: Holy- [Pauses] What?
SCP-XXXX: YOU FUNNY I LIKE YOU
<End Log>
Foreword: The following interview was conducted by Dr. Deland shortly after a drastic decrease in appetite and change in behavior has been noted with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was asked questions verbally. SCP-XXXX responds by means of producing bottled messages and are transcribed verbatim.
Dr. Deland: Morning, XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: HELLO
Dr. Deland: Doing alright?
SCP-XXXX: IS GOOD I TALK MORE FRIENDS HERE
Dr. Deland: Ah, good, but we see you're eating less and less, is there a problem?
SCP-XXXX: NO JUST TIRED MUCH ITCHY WHEN I EAT I NO LIKE ITCH
Dr. Deland: Itchy?
SCP-XXXX: ITCHY BAD YES I STINGS NOT MUCH MAYBE BUT I NO LIKE
Dr. Deland: Can we take a look at you, to see what's wrong?
SCP-XXXX: I OKAY WITH THAT
<End Log>
Significant lacerations and abrasions along SCP-XXXX's unique organ and nasal passage have been found upon recent examinations, with the potential risk to permanently damage SCP-XXXX's airways. To prevent further worsening of its injuries, all communication attempts with SCP-XXXX are now discouraged and are to be approved by Dr. Deland.
[POSTED]
Item #: SCP-3552
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All known instances of SCP-XXXX are to be secured in a standard containment locker at Site-XX and restricted to Level-3 Clearance and above.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be kept in standard humanoid containment chambers at all times. Chambers are to be fitted with 200 watt UVB lamps with which SCP-XXXX-A instances should be exposed to for twelve to fifteen hours per day. In addition. SCP-XXXX-A instances are to be provided with up to five liters of water per day.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a collection of 246 Citrullus lana (common watermelon) seeds currently in containment. Although appearing non-anomalous externally, samples taken and analyzed have revealed traces of multiple unidentified compounds.
SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous nature becomes apparent when ingested by human individuals. Affected individuals report extreme fatigue, abdominal/gastrointestinal pain and vomiting with an hour after consumption that grows in intensity over time. Abdominal CT scans taken during this period show the manifestation of a number of tumor-like growths around the lining of the stomach. Biopsy of masses reveal the tissue samples to be comprised entirely of sinew from common fruits. The fruits themselves vary from subject to subject.
Tumors grow exponentially within the affected individual's body, rapidly causing further injury and mobility issues as they put stress on organs and protrude out of the body. Tumors created this way are capable of receiving stimuli and transmitting pain signals to the brain.
After several days, ultrasounds reveal the formation of a fetus within the tumors, designated SCP-XXXX-A. This process, like the process of human fetal development, is aided by the absorption of nutrients from the affected individual and puts immense stress on the host's body. Complete gestation of SCP-XXXX-A takes approximately four weeks. During this period, the instance will grow appendages that protrude from the growth, causing extreme discomfort. After the four week period, the instance of SCP-XXXX-A will detach on its own, a process that is unanimously considered to be excruciatingly painful, however, affected individuals receive no lasting damage upon removal.
SCP-XXXX-A instances are sapient and humanoid in nature, however, they are composed entirely of tissues of various fruits. Behaviorally, they act similarly to normal human infants and are vulnerable to physical and emotional discomfort. Despite their physiology, they are resilient to the decomposition and expiry that affect typical produce.
The Foundation is currently in possession of seventeen instances of SCP-XXXX-A, designated SCP-XXXX-A-1 through 17. Dissection of SCP-XXXX-A reveal the presence of an average of 30-40 instances of SCP-XXXX within the body. Organ systems appear identical to humans, although also comprised of various fruit tissues.
Addendum-XXXX-1: Initial Discovery: On August 24 of the year 2010, local news channels in Bulacan, Philippines aired an interview with a Maria Rosa Subagon, who claimed to have developed a fruit-like tumor on her stomach. Foundation operatives were deployed and successfully able to intercept the broadcast. A cover story was fabricated under the guise of a hoax, while witnesses were administered Class-A amnestics before being released. Subagon was detained, questioned and kept in temporary containment for observation. Following the detachment of SCP-XXXX-A, Subagon was administered Class-C amnestics and released.
Subagon had claimed to have hosted several instances of SCP-XXXX-A in the past, and that she had reason to believe the phenomenon had been caused by ingestion of SCP-XXXX. She claimed the seeds originated from Juaqin's Fruit Farm, a small farm in Bulacan, Philippines. Upon investigation, several bags of SCP-XXXX were discovered onsite. In addition. Fifty-seven individuals were found to be shackled and bound onsite, thirteen of which were found to host instances of SCP-XXXX-A. Official records state that the property is entitled to a Juaquin Bagosa Jr., now identified as POI-XXX. The current location of POI-XXX is currently unknown.
[POSTED]
Item #: SCP-3112
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be monitored by Foundation satellites intended to detect electromagnetic radiation at a global scale. Locations identified to exhibit frequencies of 7a x 7.7a7a Hz. are to be further monitored for possible activities relating to GOI-XXX.
Foundation personnel are assigned to monitor Site-XX's staff break room at all times to collect SCP-XXX-A manifestations. Instances of SCP-XXX-A are to be immediately inspected and sorted. In the event of a sudden influx of SCP-XXX-A manifestations, additional Foundation personnel and equipment are to be assigned to the area. Collected instances of SCP-XXX-A are to be kept in a standard containment locker at Storage Site-XX.
SCP-███, contained within the same site, appears to block SCP-XXX's electromagnetic waves with its anomalous action. This results in faulty tests due to the sudden interference on SCP-XXX's electromagnetic waves. Testing with the Foundation-created SCP-XXX instance had been approved by Dr. █████ as of 21/07/2016. Testing is to be done at Site-YY due to the electromagnetic interference associated with SCP-███.
Description: SCP-XXX is an anomalous form of electromagnetic radiation with a frequency of 7a x 7.7a7a Hz. SCP-XXX has been observed to allow inter-dimensional translocation of letters and postcards. Foundation efforts to replicate SCP-XXX's frequencies and anomalous effects have been successful. (see: Test Log-XXX-01)
The spontaneous manifestations of envelopes and postcards, dubbed SCP-XXX-A, within Site-XX's staff break room is theorized to be caused by an interruption to SCP-XXX's frequencies. This abrupt cancellation of SCP-XXX's frequencies leads to the unexpected release of SCP-XXX-A instances upon reaching the end of SCP-XXX's cancelled waves. The interruptions to SCP-XXX's frequencies was confirmed to be caused by the anomalous property of SCP-███, found within the same site. SCP-XXX-A instances have been identified to be non-anomalous in nature. SCP-XXX-A exhibits texts written in unknown scripts and languages, although some instances contain intelligible writings. Addresses and return addresses appear to be unique for each SCP-XXX-A instance.
A supposed extra-dimensional postal service provider identified as InDi-Mail, designated GOI-XXX, claims to be responsible for SCP-XXX and SCP-XXX-A manifestations. GOI-XXX have successfully contacted the Foundation twice and provided instructions for the construction of SCP-XXX-B on first contact. (see: Document-XXX-01 and Document-XXX-02) Further attempts at contacting GOI-XXX are being made.
SCP-XXX-B is a 50cm x 50cm x 50cm wooden box embedded to the side of a Quercus macrocarpa, known commonly as bur oak, with one twig attached to the box through adhesives. Letters and postcards following specific conditions and deposited to SCP-XXX-B are immediately transported upon exposure to SCP-XXX frequencies. SCP-XXX-B was constructed by the Foundation with Dr. █████'s approval to utilize SCP-XXX in an attempt to contact GOI-XXX.
A letter found to address the Foundation directly was discovered while sorting SCP-XXX-A instances. Below is a transcript of the letter.
InDi-MAIL
stay connected, no matter how far yonder
To our friends at the Foundation,
We at InDi-Mail give you our most sincere apologies for the inconvenience. We seem to have struck an unexpected interference to our ravenwaves at one of our mailways established to pass your domain, as a result, messages prematurely drop at your location. We at InDi-Mail sincerely apologize for this, we'll see to it that this issue may be fixed as soon as possible.
We at InDi-Mail value the privacy of our consumers. We kindly request of your full cooperation to refrain from opening contents of letters not addressed to your person until we are able to resolve this incident.
Again, we at InDi-Mail offer our most sincere apologies, may we request for your kindest consideration as we handle this situation. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Harol Heirel
InDi-Mail Customer Service Center
The following could be seen at the back. It shows instructions on how to potentially utilize and replicate the anomalous effects of SCP-XXX with the use of a basic contraption, dubbed SCP-XXX-B. Supposed contact information for GOI-XXX was stated as well.
For further inquiries and suggestions, you may reach us from our mailing address:
InDi-Mail, Postal Services, ID-M Box 0001, Kingstertsin SX 000-19239-109234
First time connecting to our mailways? Make sure your box is properly embedded within the bark. Use of may oak offer for stronger connections. Check if your box is able to detect our ravenwaves, if not, move to higher altitudes. Attach twig on box for stronger connections.
This file records all attempts at utilizing SCP-XXX for inter-dimensional translocation. Please use the following format.
Researcher:
Date:
Procedure:
Results:
Notes:
Below is a transcript of the letter that is to be utilized for all following tests as of 25/07/2016.
To InDi-Mail,
Thank you for contacting us. We at the Foundation received your notice and understand the situation fully. We offer our kindest considerations and compliance to your request.
We are currently conducting tests in attempts to utilize your mail transport methods. Your use of electromagnetic radiation for inter-dimensional translocation of mail intrigues us. We hope to know more about InDi-Mail. Should this letter reach you, please do reply.
Sincerely,
Dr. █████
Foundation Researcher
Upon retrieval of Document-XXX-01, testing of SCP-XXX-B and replicated SCP-XXX instance began with Dr. █████'s approval.
Researcher: Dr. █████
Date: 07-21-2016
Procedure: One Rattus rattus, known commonly as black rat, contained in a 10 cm x 10 cm x 10 cm box was placed inside SCP-XXX-B and exposed directly to SCP-XXX. Written on the box is the specified mailing address found in Document-XXX-01.
Results: Box disappears briefly and reappears after approximately 3.50 seconds. Upon reappearance, the following note was found attached to the letter.Invalid Delivery: The shipment of live organic beings is a violation to our Inter-dimensional Transport Regulations
Rattus rattus specimen appears to be normal upon examination subsequent to testing.
Researcher: Dr. █████
Date: 07-22-2016
Procedure: One active digital recording device contained in a 10 cm x 10 cm x 10 cm plexiglass box was placed inside SCP-XXX-B and exposed directly to SCP-XXX. Written on the box is the specified mailing address found in Document-XXX-01.
Results: Box disappears briefly and reappears after approximately 3.50 seconds. Upon reappearance, the following note was found attached to the letter.Invalid Delivery: Delivery too large.
Researcher: Dr. █████
Date: 07-23-2016
Procedure: One active digital recording device contained in a 3 cm x 3 cm x 3 cm plexiglass box was placed inside SCP-XXX-B and exposed directly to SCP-XXX. Written on the box is the specified mailing address found in Document-XXX-01.
Results: Box disappears briefly and reappears after approximately 3.50 seconds. Upon reappearance, the following note was found attached to the letter.Invalid Delivery: Delivery too large.
Notes: Let's go with flat mail, I shall compose a letter. -Dr. █████
Researcher: Dr. █████
Date: 07-25-2016
Procedure: One standard enveloped letter was placed inside SCP-XXX-B and exposed directly to SCP-XXX. Written on the envelope was the specified mailing address found in Document-XXX-01.
Results: Letter disappears briefly and reappears after approximately 3.50 seconds, similar to previous testing. Upon reappearance, the following note was found attached to the letter.Invalid Delivery: Postal Token required
Notes: We'll have to identify this so called postal token. Perhaps inspection of SCP-XXX-A instances may shed some light -Dr. █████
100% of inspected SCP-XXX-A instances contains leaves coming from Sambucus nigra (known commonly as elder). It has been hypothesized to be the Postal Token in question.
Researcher: Dr. █████
Date: 07-28-2016
Procedure: One standard enveloped letter and one Sambucus nigra leaf was placed inside SCP-XXX-B and exposed directly to SCP-XXX. Written on the envelope was the specified mailing address found in Document-XXX-01.
Results: Letter disappears briefly and reappears after approximately 3.50 seconds, similar to previous tests. Upon reappearance, the following note was found attached to the letter.Your mail will be sent shortly. Thank you for choosing InDi-Mail.
Notes: Finally, our first successful attempt. We'll just have to wait and see now. -Dr. █████
A similar letter to Document-XXX-01 had been discovered while sorting SCP-XXX-A instances the day following Foundation's first successful attempt at inter-dimensional translocation through SCP-XXX. Below is a transcript of the letter.
InDi-MAIL
stay connected, no matter how far yonder
To our friends at the Foundation,
We have received your letter. Thank you for inquiring with us here at InDi-Mail. On behalf of the entire team, we are immensely glad of your interest at availing our services despite recent incidents.
It seems that you have already set up ravenwave connections on your own, we thank you for this as it shortens the setup process on our behalf. We would simply have to connect your ravenwaves to the new mailway route being developed for your domain now, once it has been done, you would officially be part of our ever growing list of InDi-Mail users.
We thank you, Foundation, representatives of Domain 3876-ß for opening the possibility of extending our services to your domain. Without you, this would have not been possible.
Stay tuned for an upcoming InDi-Mail branch near you!
Sincerely,
Nerrlen the Great
Head and Founder of InDi-Mail
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The area affected by SCP-XXXX, designated Site-929, has been declared a national wildlife reserve and is to be surrounded by a 3 meter tall barbed wire fence. Foundation guards are to patrol the perimeter of Site-929 to discourage unauthozised entry.
Information regarding SCP-XXXX is to be censored upon discovery. Civilian witnesses to SCP-XXXX events are to be administered with Class-B amnestics.
Description: Moar Stuff
Addendum: Even moar stuff
NOTES FOR [Anderson, We Cool Yet?]: Draft incomplete
AWCY installation, a humanoid automaton that initially belonged to Anderson Robotics. And Anderson has some sort of attachment to this prototype. Hence Anderson would be totally pissed and blame the foundation thinking it was them who modified the thing. I plan to exploring the same theme of revenge through the same object, from two very different points of view of Anderson and AWCY
It never appears in an exhibit, it /does/ come sorta gift wrapped so to speak anonymously they can modify it in a way that it /helps/ the Foundation and then there's a recording of some interaction between Anderson and SCP over this thing and that recording ends up in an AWCY gallery and the thing ends with the plaque of the artpiece so that it reveals that AWCY did it
Many thanks to <DarkStuff>
NOTES FOR [Overly Dedicated Fire Brigade]: Draft incomplete
extraterrestrial/extradimensional tourist volunteering to do fireman work for us. With poor understanding of humans, pretty much of earth as a whole, which causes for some bad imitation for firemen clothing and work
tries to extinguish fires that are supposed to be there ie. stoves, campfires, lighters, etc.
Special thanks to <Some_Potato_derp> and <Cyclopian> for fleshing out the idea.
Pile of Letters:
https://www.floridamemory.com/items/show/65505Sperm Whale:
https://pixabay.com/en/sperm-whale-sea-blue-rainbow-1629484/Copper Man:
https://pixabay.com/en/art-brass-color-colour-copper-1852936/https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7363/10745726336_eec605e6bd_b.jpg
Ghostly Firetruck:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania#/media/File:A422,_Centralia,_Pennsylvania,_USA,_Fire_Company,_engine_341,_2016.jpgSite-88:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippsburg_Nuclear_Power_Plant#/media/File:KKP_Auslauf.jpg
Spider Tortoises
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gfp-spider-tortoises.jpg
Squirrel
Whale and Ship
For [skip title]
[insert copied text from chat]
This Shelf Is Registered To:
Sr. Alfred Gunkle
Engineering and Technical Service Department
[ FOR PROJECTS TO BE FURTHER DEVELOPED ON IN THE FUTURE ]
TBD. Thing just popped up in my head, idk what it is even. I envision it to be a roaming planet/celestial body of sorts, able to absorb planets it comes into contact with. Something like that
An article about a funeral that's anomalously demonic. The article should evoke anomie.
An article about some hybrids between spiders and tortoises that are anomalously grieving. The article should explore compassion.
An article about a ritual during which a participant is compelled to pay anything it sees. The article should explore contempt.
A demon with a small hotdog stand who grills hotdogs using hellfire. Hotdogs are actually infused with damned souls in order to somehow temporarily host souls as they manage hell's overpopulation.
These hotdogs are "temporary mini-hells". Here, the damned souls get into a repetitive cycle where they experience getting eaten, digested, released as stool and have their soul recalled by the demon to be sent inside a new hotdog to be sent on the same cycle. This won't be revealed until later on, hinted by the sizzling of the hotdog which allegedly sounded like faint "screaming."
A creative punishment as the demon would say, at the same time, it allows for the slow integration of hell's culture on Earth.
[insert desc.]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a Standard Humanoid Containment Cell at Site-88.
SCP-XXXX's abdominal storage compartment is to be inspected daily. Contents are to be collected from routine inspection and kept inside a Standard Object Locker at Site-88.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sentient humanoid android, 1.78 m tall and weighing 312 kg. SCP-XXXX's casing and internal components are composed mainly of copper. Its casing is covered in thin copper painted aramid fabric similar in composition to SCP-1360-1, albeit heavier and less durable than standard instances.
SCP-XXXX possesses an abdominal storage compartment. Found inside are various tools and equipment ranging from common surgical tools to standard household power tools. SCP-XXXX has been observed to be capable of remanifesting missing contents within its compartment should contents of its compartment be removed for a span of 24 hours from its possession.
SCP-XXXX has been observed to possess limited knowledge about the Foundation and is highly compliant to commands issued by Foundation personnel. SCP-XXXX claims to have been programmed to be of aid to Foundation staff and operations. Attempts to inspect SCP-XXXX's programming have been unsuccessful.
Document-XXXX-01: Recovery Log: On 10/10/15, SCP-XXXX was found approaching on-duty guards stationed at Site-88's front gate. Security footage shows an unidentified Caucasian male releasing SCP-XXXX from the back of a black Ford Transit van 500 meters east of Site-88's front gate. The following note was held by SCP-XXXX upon recovery.
Hope you find him useful ;)
Date: 11/18/15
Incident: XXXX-01
Incident Overview: Infiltration at Site-88 and an attempt to breach SCP-XXXX's containment. Identified involvement of GOI-1115, known as "Anderson Robotics". Security footage has been tampered with during the incident, recovery of footage deemed impossible.
Site-88's alarms were triggered manually, indicator lights were turned on to point at SCP-XXXX's containment. On-site security officers immediately responded. An entity disguised as Junior Researcher Alonse was found within the containment area as per scheduled testing.
The impostor has been identified to be an Anderson Robotics Saker Android impersonating Junior Researcher Alonse. Saker Android and on-site security officers engaged in combat. Saker Android initiated its fail-safe self-destruct protocol after causing 3 casualties from on-site security officers. SCP-XXXX was successfully recontained following the incident.
On a followup interview, SCP-XXXX claims to have no involvement regarding the incident.
Update 12/02/15: See Document-XXXX-03 for related information.
On 11/30/15, two weeks following Incident-XXXX-01, the following note was found inside SCP-XXXX's abdominal storage compartment during its routine daily inspection.
Calm Down.
██████, Canada
11/02/11
Free Admission. Hope to see you there soon!
On 12/02/15, Foundation operatives conducted a citywide investigation at ██████, Canada. Foundation operatives were able to locate a small re-purposed warehouse opened for public entry. The warehouse had been found to contain various anomalous items together with multiple visual materials causing a breach of Foundation secrecy.
Recovered onsite was a CD containing footage depicting Incident-XXXX-01 together with various visual materials depicting the Foundation and what were presumed to be operations of Anderson Robotics. Footage depicting Incident-XXXX-01 was shown onsite through a 100 inch projector screen. Several anomalous items were also recovered onsite. The area was cleared immediately by Foundation operatives, witnesses were administered with Class-A amnestics. Below is a transcript of the recovered footage.
Note: Appears to be of substandard quality. Footage contains various incomprehensible audio due to static and alterations.
<00:00:00> - [Disc starts. Shot taken within SCP-XXXX's containment. SCP-XXXX is seen inside its containment joined by Junior Researcher Alonse.]
<00:16:57> - SCP-XXX: [Incomprehensible] -chine. Where's Researcher Alonse?
<00:20:12> - [SCP-XXXX appears distressed. Junior Researcher Alonse leans towards SCP-XXXX.]
<00:21:15> - Alonse: [Whispering] Glad you noticed, [Incomprehensible] -et you out of here.
<00:34:18> - [SCP-XXXX backs away from Junior Researcher Alonse.]
<00:47:02> - SCP-XXX: No.
<00:55:15> - Alonse: [Startled] What [Incomprehensible] mean no? [Incomprehensible] Anderson's been flippin' the whole goddamn place looking for you!
<01:04:46> - [Intercom buzzed. Voice identified to be of Dr. Eland who was supervising the supposed testing.]
<01:07:12> - Dr. Eland: [Via Intercom] Researcher Alonse, do you copy? Seems like, uh… Seems like we're [Incomprehensible] here in the, uh, observation booth. We can't really hear what- what's going on there.
<01:34:18> - [Junior Researcher Alonse puts up an 'okay sign' and proceeds to grabs SCP-XXXX by its arm. Junior Researcher Alonse is seen taking out a small object from his pocket.]
<02:10:15> - Alonse: It won't open [Expletive] Why won't you open? Can't override. What [Incomprehensible] How much did they modify you?
<02:29:36> - [SCP-XXXX is seen resisting Junior Researcher Alonse's grip. SCP-XXXX begins to notify the guards]
<02:37:52> - SCP-XXX: Guards? [Shouting] Guards! [Incomprehensible] Guards!
<02:44:31> - Alonse: What the [Expletive] wrong with you? Stop [Incomprehensible] resisting. [Shouting] Stop! What're you doing!?
<02:57:42> - [SCP-XXXX proceeds to assault Junior Researcher Alonse. Intercom buzzed.]
<03:17:11> - Dr. Eland: [Via Intercom] SCP-XXXX, stand back this instant. [Background Voice] [Expletive]… what the-
<03:29:40> - [Junior Researcher Alonse's skin fractures. Junior Researcher Alonse is revealed to be an Anderson Robotics Saker Android. Intercom buzzed followed by the sounding of alarms]
<03:39:51> - Dr. Eland: [Via Intercom] Okay [Incomprehensible] what in the- [Expletive] [Background Voice] [Expletive] The guards, where are the guards?!
<04:02:12> - [Cuts. Shot taken outside of SCP-XXXX's containment. On-site security personnel are seen to be gathered. Doors to SCP-XXXX's containment opens. SCP-XXXX is seen inside its containment joined by an Anderson Robotics Saker Android.]
<04:14:38> - Alonse: No good [Expletive] prototype. I'll make sure Anderson's informed. He won't be pleased. [Shouting] [Expletive] [Incomprehensible]
<04:30:56> - [Cuts. Shot still taken outside of SCP-XXXX's containment but from a different angle. Anderson Robotics Saker Android proceeds to engage the guards. On-site security personnel fires back. SCP-XXXX is seen cowering on one corner witin its chamber.]
<10:58:52> - [Exchange lasted for six minutes before ceasing. Anderson Robotics Saker Android proceeds to initiate its fail-safe self-destruct protocol. It then proceeds to melt. A high pitched screech is heard for one minute before ceasing.]
<13:17:59> - [Cuts to black.]
<13:40:00> - [The following message can be seen displayed for the remaining eight minutes of the video.]
Retaliation is an endless cycle.
Retaliation is but the most worthless concept. For in the end, you never took back what was rightfully yours from the thief, no. Rather, you took something else that once belonged to the thief. Only until you strip each other free from all belongings that the two of you would realize…
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