SCP - 6789

Object Class: Kettle
Containment Procedure: No physical interaction with SCP-6789 is allowed at any time. All physical interaction must be approved by no less than a two-thirds vote from O5-Command. Any such interaction must be undertaken in AR-II maximum security sites, after a general non-essential staff evacuation. All staff (Research, Security, Class D, etc.) are to remain at least sixty meters away from the containment cell at all times, except in the event of breach events.

SCP-6789 is to be contained in a sealed container, comprised of lead-lined steel. The container will be sealed within forty layers of identical material, each layer separated by no less than 36cm of empty space. Support struts between layers are to be randomly spaced. Container is to remain suspended no less than 60cm from any surface by ELO-IID electromagnetic supports.

Secondary containment area is to be comprised of sixteen spherical “cells”, each filled with various fluids and a random assembly of surfaces and supports. Secondary containment is to be fitted with light systems, capable of flooding the entire assembly with no less than 80,000 lumens of light instantly with no direct human involvement. Both containment areas are to remain under 24 hour surveillance.

Any corrosion observed on any containment cell surfaces, staff members, or other site locations within two hundred meters of SCP-6789 are to be reported to Site Security immediately. Any objects or personnel lost to SCP-6789 are to be deemed missing/KIA. No recovery attempts are to be made under any circumstances.

Description: SCP-6789 is an green starwars yoda hoddie it make stuff arodundit corride, when wairn it makes th e wearier hav speical pawers but no physical awwarenessss.

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