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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The building in which SCP-XXXX is currently is to be officially declared as closed, at all times and MTF Team must be positioned to guard the entire Bloc to make sure no one enters the building, and if they do, that they get out before the anomalous properties of it become obvious, in case of breach, amnestics are to be applied to the subjects. MTF members who try to use SCP-XXXX services in work hours will be punished accordingly, howerer, they are free to use it outside work hours, howerer they must pay the full price of the service provided by SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an hotel building, which from outside seems like a 25x10x16 meters building, with a sign saying "Hotel of the Infinite, For your Endless Needs", despite efforts, there seems to be no register of the building or its owner in public records. When entering throught the front door, the subject will be received by an human-like entity refered to as SCP-XXXX-1, though it refers as itself as "The Receptionist", it's remarkably polite and subjects universally feel relaxed in it's presence. It howerer changes its face attributes and even gender sometimes every time no living beings are in direct line of sight, upon asking, the subject said the old Receptionist is "taking a coffee break". SCP-XXXX-1 will proceed to ask for a little payment in exchange for a Hotel Key with a random room written in, the payment is almost exclusevely $1 USD (United States Dollar), howerer it is changeble if the subject has only other type of currency or not enough to fullfil said price. It's unknown how SCP-XXXX-1 obtains this information.
Apart from that, the First Floor is relatively normal, with a gym, a sauna, a dinning room, and a backyard with three swimming pools, one for children, one for adults and an athletic one, along a kitchen full of instances of cookers with similar anomalous properties to SCP-XXXX-1, refered to as SCP-XXXX-3. Which apart from the usual actitude, dedicate themselves to cooking diverse food, despite the fact its almost never the same one than in the dining room and just appears to dissapear when not looked at. Notably, the hotel lacks any stairs, howerer there are two elevators in the middle of Floor 1. Upon entering the elevator, instead of a normal pad for selecting floor, the subject will be given the option to write any floor and hit accept in a key pad (Note: As of [Will insert Redacted Date here later], the elevator also includes music that will be universally music the subject or subjects like. In case subjects have no common musical interest, each one will hear differently)
Upon arriving at a floor, the subject will arrive exactly at the Room Group they want to arrive. Room Groups are defined as a group of 5 rooms between elevators. Universally subjects find the inside of the rooms to be exactly as their perfect Hotel Room, with decoration, TV Channels avaible, amount of beds, etc. Is also notably that this depends on the Key Owner, not the one who opens the door. There seems to be no limit in which floor can a subject arrive, with subjects having gone through more than 1000000 floors. Efforts in detecting the elevator has show it adapts it's speed to arrive in no more than 15 seconds to the selected floor, even leading to it breaking the the light barrier, howerer no subjects inside the elevators had feel anything strange.
Floors also have an unlimited nature, with no clear begining or end, with the furthest anyone went starting from Room 201 (Floor 2, Room 1) was Room -29[REDACTED] before the agent was ordered to take an elevator and come back. It's also notable that any elevator leads directly to Floor 1, so getting lost is not a possibility despite initial fear.
All floors except for Floor 1 are full of instances of similarly polite actitude refered to as SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-4, which represent stereotypical Hotel Staff and Cleaning Ladies, both of which will ask any human they encounter if they are "Having a nice time" and if they need anything. Upon requesting anything, as simple as a glass of water and as complex as a full dinner, they will go to the nearest elevator, and re-appear ten seconds later with the service requested. They also sometimes ask for recommendations, though they don't always comply with them, in [Date Redacted] Agent. [Redacted] asked that "elevators had elevator music", which was complied exactly 24 hours later