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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Provisional Site-XXXX has been constructed around SCP-XXXX due to the anomaly being immovable. SCP-XXXX is only to be interacted with remotely, due to the life-threatening contents of the anomaly. Although everything that will ever be placed inside of SCP-XXXX is already within SCP-XXXX, personnel are not to place objects within SCP-XXXX without full Site Director approval.

The room constructed around SCP-XXXX is to remain vacuum-sealed whenever possible, and additions to Site-XXXX are not to be underneath, above, or within 300 meters of SCP-XXXX. The 50 x 50 meter titanium room will never need to be expanded due to the anomaly’s nature.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 5 x 5 meter box inscribed with sigils and runes of Daevic origin. SCP-XXXX rests suspended in the air approximately 3 meters off of the ground. SCP-XXXX is unable to be moved in any way, even slightly. The only sections able to be moved on the anomaly are a top cover and a bottom cover.

Opening the top cover of the anomaly reveals that it appears to be empty, and item(s) can be placed within it. When the box is closed, and then reopened, the box appears to be empty again.

The bottom cover of the box, when opened, empties the entire contents of the box onto the ground beneath it.

The anomaly exists throughout all of time within the exact location it currently exists in. It contains everything that ever has and ever will be placed within the anomaly. Logically speaking, anything that is not in the anomaly will never be inside of the anomaly due to its nature. All attempts to do so have failed (See Addendum XXXX.2)

Addendum XXXX.1: Contents of SCP-XXXX

One toothbrush belonging to the late father of Site Director Fender.

Three different teddy bears.

One crowbar.

One Foundation-standard Site-XXXX Site Director badge belonging to Dr. Aleksandr (Note: Dr. Aleksandr does not work in Site-XXXX nor is he a Site Director anywhere).

Thirty-six bear claws inscribed with Daevic runes.

Four annotated copies of War and Peace by four separate annotators.

Three left feet, all of which belong to Site Director Fender.

Approximately twotons of assorted dust, sand, and rocks, all dating back to different periods.

Seven fertilized Eoraptor eggs (Sent to the Site-563 dinosaur pens for cataloging and study).

Several members of Lambda-9 (“Big Fucking Guns”).

One box set of every episode of Monk on VCR, with the second season missing.

Nine devices of unknown make, model, and format. Testing has indicated that these are storage devices with files in a format currently unreadable.

Three sports almanacs from 1986, 2005, and 2021.

The anomalous acid, SCP-████.

Addendum XXXX.2: Testing Logs

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