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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe or Euclid?
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be contained in a 110x110m chamber analogous to a typical American public school's band room. Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be placed individually on or around two arching arrangements of 8 fabric padded, metal foldable chairs. Instances of SCP-XXXX must be arranged by section - woodwinds designated to the first row, brass-winds to the second, and percussion assembled behind or aside the rows. The rows of seats should be positioned 1.5m apart from each other to accommodate the instruments. The instruments occupying the aforementioned rows should be situated on their chairs so their bells or vibrating columns are not compromised by the seat. Each seat and individual set of percussion should have an adjustable music stand placed in front of it approximately 0.5m away and reduced 10cm its original height, though this measurement is variable among instances of SCP-XXXX. Music stands must be provided respectively with sheet music of either "The Great Locomotive Chase", arranged by Robert W. Smith, or, "Drive", arranged by Mark Williams. Whichever piece is currently placed on the music stands must be switched out for the other every 45 minutes. Any available member present of clearance level 2 available at the given time whom of which is versed in morse code or can conveniently translate the language must be sent into SCP-XXXX's containment and announce aloud that they're 'the band's substitute teacher for today' and that they'd 'like to hear them play the sheet music they've been practicing'. After the performance, this faculty member must collect the current sheet music from the stands and replace it with the other given piece. Any instance of SCP-XXXX requesting to assist in passing out the sheet music must be politely denied.
It is not dangerous to handle instanced SCP-XXXX, but if necessary, it should be done with discretion and knowledge of its anomalous properties.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an ensemble of instruments best described as a 'concert band'. The twenty-five instruments that comprise SCP-XXXX are either of the woodwind, brass-wind, or percussion variety.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was recovered from [REDACTED] Middle's music program on the 31st of December, [REDACTED]. The foundation had been notified of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties after the instruments of Mr. [REDACTED]'s 8th-grade 4th- and 5th-period bands had performed their winter concert on the 29th of December, [REDACTED].
