stann_co a trip to MCdonald's

Instances of SCP-XXXX under the impression they are heading to a far away McDonalds

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
"Special Containment Procedures were updated after a more cost effective solution was found, diesel is cheaper than the cost of these clown's burger consumption" - Dr. Mason

+ Obsolete Special Containment Procedures

Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be housed in separate rubber cells, each with a minimum of 5m² walking space.
Each of the cells, have been constructed with special feeding tubes, which are to dispense one McDonald'sbrand burger, every 1.5 minutes, that the housed entity is awake. (They tend to rest from 18:00-02:00)

It is of utmost importance that the burgers dispensed, are from the American menu selection 1963-2016. And that the burgers are packaged in McDonalds branding from that period. Feeding them burgers from another time period or country, will confuse and aggravate SCP-XXXX creatures, resulting in housing damages and or self-harm.

The feeding tubes must be refilled each morning. There should be a minimum of 660 burgers in each tube every morning. And a larger burger reserve, in the case of emergencies.

Maintenance of each cell and the feeding tubes within, are to take place once every week, and an extra holding cell, is to be used by SCP-XXXX entities, when maintenance takes place, or in the case of an emergency breakdown. Additionally, cat-walks above each cell can be accessed to manually throw burgers down to each of the entities, to lure the individual entities around for maintenance, testing, or in case of power-outages and emergencies

+ Current Special Containment Procedures

Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be continuously driven around a stretch of 8.Km, and be kept under the impression: that they are heading to a far away McDonald's restaurant. By way, of showing McDonald's signage and advertising along the path of the drive. A

Description: SCP-XXXX is a group of 4 humanoid entities (individually referred to as SCP-XXXX-A,B,C and D), each sharing resemblance with that of Ronald McDonald¹

Instances' DNA share close resemblance with that of humans, but differ in part due to their unusual skin pigmentation (giving them the appearance of wearing makeup,)
extra-ordinary metabolism, hunger, strength and ████████

SCP-XXXX turns extremely aggrivated, when not consuming food under the McDonalds brand, leading to extreme violence on anyone in it's vicinity, or - if alone, self harm. If given the opportunity, SCP-XXXX instances will consume 5 burgers per minute, until it falls asleep. Research have narrowed it down that 1 burger every 1.5 minute, will keep SCP-XXXX instances contempt.

Interestingly - if entities are under the impression that a burger is on it's way to them, they will remain contempt for much longer. Making sure entities continue believing that can be difficult however.

SCP-XXXX was discovered on ██-██-2016 After a report of "homicidal McDonald's clowns" were terrorising a McDonald's Restaurant in ██████ Kentucky. SCP-foundation action took place shortly thereafter, witnesses were memory wiped, and a short misinformation campaign took place.

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Footnotes

1. Ronald McDonald is a fictional character created by, and for The McDonalds company.