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Item #: SCP-P1555H17-J
Object Class: Euclid Keter Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-P1555H17-J currently cannot be contained, though he is presumably in some city terrorizing the people again. He is mostly studied from site 455.
Description: SCP-P1555H17-J is an extremely powerful entity known as the "Peepee Poopoo Man."12 It is a humanoid that stands at a height of 4 meters, and always adorns a dark grey robe with a hood, though aside from that its appearance varies based on the level of fear of its current victim, usually as an long limbed mouthless human with empty eye sockets.
SCP-P1555H17-J does not seem to require sustenance, and does not eat or consume any of the waste in his bag as far as we can tell.
It is capable of utilizing telepathic abilities to induce disturbing hallucinations in individuals and physically control them once they have made physical contact. SCP-P1555H17-J often manifests manifests in doorways or halls, and has a tendency to not move until either provoked or out of visual contact. Cameras do not affect this, as we have monitored it moving around in completely empty corridors. While out of biological sight, it seems to be attracted to any and all bodily waste products and will be observed picking it up to put it in its small bag, which seems to be infinitely large within.
SCP-P1555H17-J will occasionally disappear from existence for short periods of time into what is most likely another pocket dimension. Using this, it can pass walls, floors, ceilings, or any other solid object that may be getting in its way. SCP-P1555H17-J's preferred form of movement is floating silently, though it has shown the ability to walk.
Based on several tests, we have concluded this creature is about as resistant to damage as is SCP-682, if not more. The acid used to contain 682 does not seems to affect SCP-P1555H17-J in the slightest, simply rolling off as if it were water on a human body.
Any and all victims of SCP-P1555H17-J are promptly turned into a mass of excrement and/or urine reflecting their previous bodily content and species, which will then be scraped into its bag once all others are out of the room or dead. SCP-P1555H17-J's effects require some sort of central neurological system to function, but it is unknown how it even happens. Direct witnesses of these events often claim they were too scared to remember or not paying attention in their fear, and digital footage is always corrupted right before.
What has been determined is that it holds the bag above the victim's head right before doing it, and a small amount of urine can be seen dripping out. Once the first drop hits the head, the footage or memory goes black. It will usually go through 80-150 victims a day before returning to a neutral state. It was recently discovered that he can turn other stuff into bodily waste, such as cars, armored trucks, Site Director Aenose's doodling notebook,3 and Senior Researcher Skatt's couch.4
This entity is capable of telepathic speech projected through multiple minds, but is kind of a dick and refuses to reveal any useful information on itself. It does not cooperate at all.5
This abomination smells absolutely wretched.
Incident 57001: SCP-P1555H17-J was found in a swamp nearby a technologically unadvanced village named "Cakk'ove Chitte" (pronounced "sack of shit") by the inhabitants, and seemed to be the subject of local legend. The foundation attempted to capture it once it was found, but it resulted in exactly 68 casualties of foundation personell and escaped without a scratch. It took 8 hours to get absolutely nothing done. Eventually we managed to persuade it to follow us back to the foundation but then it just kinda left, which lead to another 32 researcher deaths.
Incident W122: Eventually, some time after interview P1DD13, SCP-P1555H17-J was found again in a suburban town, needlessly destroying the city by turning everyone into shit and piss. We once again could not stop him.6 393 people died, only 17 of which were Foundation staff. Another 1620 people were found already dead in the form of shit and piss.
Interview 5H1DD3D
Interviewed: SCP-P1555H17-J
Interviewer: Researcher Fea Ceeze
Foreword: Fea Ceeze enters the room and calls in SCP-P1555H17-J, who appears and starts floating around.
<Begin Log, [optional time info]>
Fea: Please take a seat.
SCP-P1555H17-J: lol whut no
Fea: Do you prefer to levitate?
SCP-P1555H17-J: ye (floating around in circles now)
Fea: That's fine. So, I hear people call you the Peepee Poopoo Man. Based on the events of incident 57001, I can assume why. Do you know how you gained your… (she gestures in his general direction) abilities? Or whether you had them in the beginning?
SCP-P1555H17-J: (he stops moving and looks at the ceiling) um… no (SCP-P1555H17-J begins floating around again)
Fea: I see. Can you tell me about your motives?
SCP-P1555H17-J: (continuing to float around) no lol
Fea: Okay… do you have any reason to hide them?
SCP-P1555H17-J: no
Fea: So why don't you tell me?
One could feel the internal smile fade from SCP-P1555H17-J, the room almost giving off an energy of realization. The next thing SCP-P1555H17-J says are thoughts it accidentally forgot to stop projecting to Researcher Fea.
SCP-P1555H17-J: What am I doing with my life… why am I here… who have I become… who was I before? What am I? Am I even a person!? Did I used to be human?!?!
SCP-P1555H17-J then proceeds to curl up into a ball and slowly float away into the corner of the ceiling.
Fea: Uh, Poopoo? Are you alright?
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-P1555H17-J stayed in the corner for 6 hours, Foundation staff eventually having to pull it down manually. There was no resistance. It was delivered to a temporary containment cell and went missing 5 weeks later. Researcher Fea Ceeeze was revealed to have permanent olfactory damage from staying in the same room as SCP-P1555H17-J for over an hour.
Interview P1DD13:
Interviewed: SCP-P1555H17-J
Interviewer: Researcher Ekssk Remant
Foreword: Ekssk calls SCP-P1555H17-J into the room, who proceeds to appear out of nowhere in the seat in its typical form. Ekssk is wearing an advanced foundation gas mask to prevent permanent olfactory damage. Junior Researcher Yor Rann is there to watch from another room through a glass.
<Begin Log>
Ekssk: so uh-
SCP-P1555H17-J: lol no (gets up)
<End Log>
Closing Statement: The Peepee Poopoo Man then turned researcher Ekssk Remant into poop, junior researcher Yor Rann into pee, and disappeared into thin air, never to be directly seen again by the foundation. The transformations were not recorded, but the disappearance was, and the traces of piss and shit left behind were analyzed and determined to contain the two researchers' DNA. He is currently on the loose and we can't really do anything about it.
