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Item #: SCP-3XXX
Object class: (Euclid/Keter)
Special Containment Procedures: All routes in the path of a SCP-3XXX-A instance are to be rerouted at least one (1) kilometer away. The area surrounding SCP-3XXX-A-1 is to be fenced off under cover story 3608 "government issued telescope". All SCP-3XXX-B instances are to be contained in standard humanoid containment chambers. SCP-3XXX-B-1 through -6 are not to be terminated unless the event of a SK-class dominance shift scenario becomes favorable.
Description: SCP-3XXX-A is a series of three (3) portal systems consisting of a portal and a central console. The console has three (3) settings: easy, medium and hard. SCP-3XXX-A-1 is located in the geographic center of congaree national park. SCP-3XXX-A-2 is located in the pacific ocean at the coordinates █° █' ██.████" S ██° ██' ██.█" W. SCP-3XXX-A-3 is located ten (10) kilometers above SCP-3XXX-A-2. SCP-3XXX-B are six entities that were created by SCP-3XXX-A-1
Addendum 1: Document found near SCP-3XXX-A-1.
HI THERE! :3
You are now the lucky owner of 1 of 3 creation portals™!
Here’s how they work:
You choose a setting,
Say what you want into the microphone,
Wait 5 seconds,
And whoop, there it is!
ENJOY!
PS: if there’s none of something, the creation portal™ will check if it has been requested, if it has, the creation portal™ will create 10 of them according to the last used setting!
After all, nature abhors a vacuum™!
Addendum 2: Testing logs.
| request | setting | output |
|---|---|---|
| microwave | easy | A non-anomalous microwave |
| microwave | medium | Microwave displayed sapience |
| microwave | hard | Microwave displayed hostility and extreme durability |
| corncrake | easy | Error message saying “quantity sufficient” displayed |
| Père David's deer | easy | Ten (10) specimens |
| Dragon | medium | Humanoid entity of north american origin with reptilian skin on many places of its body. Identifies as “Stephanie Wolf”. Designated SCP-3XXX-B-1. |
| Ghost | medium | Incorporeal humanoid entity of japanese origin. Identifies as “Hanako-San”. Designated SCP-3XXX-B-2. |
| Vampire | medium | Humanoid entity of romanian origin with anomalously extended canines. Identifies as “Vlad Albescu”. Designated SCP-3XXX-B-3. |
| Robot | medium | Humanoid automaton of french origin. Identifies as “Valentine Laurent”. Designated SCP-3XXX-B-4. |
| Chupacabra | medium | Anthropomorphic canine of mexican origin. Identifies as “Abascal Agramunt”. Designated SCP-3XXX-B-5. Is in a relationship with SCP-3XXX-B-6. |
| Goatman | medium | Anthropomorphic Mountain goat of north american origin. Identifies as “Acker Atwood”. Designated SCP-3XXX-B-6. |
Addendum 3: incident report 3XXX-1
On █-█-████, all SCP-3XXX-A instances simultaneously got locked into the “hard” setting. As a result, all testing has been stopped by order of 05-██.
