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Item #: SCP- 5827
Object Class: Eucilid Neutralized1
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-XXXX is to remain at the exact location of discovery. A provisional containment enclosure is to be set up around the entirety of SCP-XXXX, ensuring that no obstruction exists within a 3 meter margin of the object. Under no circumstances are SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-A to be interacted with physically unless approved by unanimous consensus of assigned Level-4 Researchers or by a member of O5 Command. Any and all interactions with SCP-XXXX must follow the current operative step of Procedure-XXXX-Alpha with absolute accuracy. Essential personnel and any mobile SCP objects stored at Site-██ are to be evacuated from a 25 Kilometer radius of SCP-XXXX as soon as possible, with the exception of personnel currently assigned to SCP-XXXX. Due to the time-sensitive nature of SCP-XXXX, these procedures are to be revised as needed. Failure to follow these procedures will theoretically result in the termination of Site-██, a BK-Class "Broken Masquerade" scenario, and/or a localized ZK-Class "Reality Failure" scenario.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a device housed within a cardboard shipping container measuring 2 meters across, 1.2 meters high, and 1 meter wide. Numerous wires and cables of differing colors and materials obscure the majority of its surface area with the exception of an LED screen, measuring 54.5 cm diagonally, situated one side that displays 4 sets of 2 numerical digits that correlate to a specific number of days, hours, minutes, and seconds, respectively. Observations indicate adherence to the conventions of standard ISO 8601 24-hour time. This timer has been counting down without interruption2 since the discovery of SCP-XXXX on █/9/2020.
SCP-XXXX-A is a yellow O█████M██-brand binder filled with papers detailing a series of instructions that supposedly correlate to disarming the mechanism responsible for the hypothetical explosion that may occur upon the conclusion of the countdown displayed on SCP-XXXX.
Discovery:
SCP-XXXX was discovered within the boundary walls of Site-██ by on-site security officer June T█████ at 0004 on █/9/2020 during a routine patrol.At the time of discovery, the timer reportedly displayed just under 48 hours remaining. Inspection of camera footage reveals no unusual movement or anomalous interference prior to SCP-XXXX spontaneously materializing within the confines of Site-██ four minutes prior to discovery. Site-██ sensors indicate no unusual thaumatological interference or any other anomalous energy emissions save for a brief spike in Hume levels consistent with a distortion in baseline reality that would suffice in accommodating the dimensions of SCP-XXXX. This discrepancy was confirmed by monitoring personnel and relayed to acting HMCL-supervisor Dr. Marion H███ at 0007, who received this alert while they were in the process of fielding the report of Officer T█████ via Site-██ closed-circuit telephone. At 00:13, Dr. H███ initiated a local Code Blue alert and left their office to visually confirm the presence of the object. At 00:22, Dr. H███ discovered SCP-XXXX-A on the ground 12 cm from SCP-XXXX and examined it using standard PPE (Personal Protection Equipment). After a thorough inspection of SCP-XXXX-A, Dr. H███ initiated a site-wide Code Red alert at 00:27, whereupon they drafted the current Special Containment Procedures.
Testing Logs:
Transcriptions of SCP-XXXX-A available below:Recording begins as the installation of provisional audio-visual recording equipment is completed. Dr. H███ is in the process of briefing staff on the specifics of SCP-XXXX.
█/9/2020, 01:03
Dr. H███: -utterly destroy our workplace and compromise the Foundation's presence here, but worst of all would spell the end for most of our careers. (They pause as staff murmurs inaudibly) So that brings us to the other object, the binder sitting next to Anand3 over there. As you can see, the first page is the reason we're taking this seriously. If even one of the dozen threats plastered on there is credible, then we've got an obligation to do everything we can to prevent that from happening. Currently, we only have access to this page and the first step in the disarming process, which we've been calling Procedure Alpha for now. The reason for this seems to be some sort of anomalous property of the binder thats preventing us from turning the page any further. I'm assuming that it wants us to complete step 1 before looking at any future steps. Anand has just finished transcribing these two pages, since I'd like to have us handling that binder as little as possible. By now, each of you should have received an email containing a copy of both pages.
Dr. H███: Obviously, we can't rule out that this whole thing is a trap. I've contacted our liaisons with some of the usual GOIs and requested authorization for a few more, but this honestly seems too overt of a threat for any of them. Regardless, if someone really wanted to blow us up, this thing would have detonated the moment it appeared in our front yard. I don't even want to consider the security breach represented by this thing, but whoever sent it chose not to send an army or a bomb with a shorter fuse. I've got authorization from the higher-ups to play by the binder's rules until something changes. Skips almost never come with a manual and a bomb is a lot more straightforward than most of the crap we deal with everyday so I'm willing to try anything. Let's get a move on. We've got less than two days, and the clock's ticking.
Test 1 - 01:29:
Procedure:
A pair of non-magnetic wire cutters were procured from maintenance staff and then sterilized. Rabbi Chaily Bitton, a member of site religious personnel, provided the requisite blessing. Researchers formed a consensus on the definitions of "cyan" and "indigo", identifying each in addition to the wire unanimously agreed upon as being blue. To carry out the test, Luis G███████, a senior member of Site-██ technical staff, was chosen due to his years of experience as an electrician and given a thorough briefing. Exercising extreme caution, Mr. G███████ successfully severed the requisite wire without incident.
Results:
Researchers gained access to a third page within SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
The results of this support the hypothesis that following the instructions in SCP-XXXX-A leads to access to further instructions.
Test 2 - 02:27
Procedure:
Researchers cross referenced the colors of wires found on SCP-XXXX with conventional definitions of vermilion, red, crimson, maroon, and scarlet in terms of the visual spectrum. After extensive debate and careful analysis of SCP-XXXX, researchers identified a wire corresponding to each distinct color. Immediately prior to severing the wire, a distressed Mr. G███████ explained to researchers that he possessed Deuteranopia4 and did not feel confident in performing the operation. Mr. G███████ instructed Junion Researcher Anand in severing the wire using the same pair of wire cutters, which the latter performed while exercising extreme caution. Testing concluded without incident.
Results:
Researchers gained access to a fourth page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
Results continue to support the working hypothesis.
Test 3- 04: 38
Procedure:
Researchers debated extensively on the visual differences between eggshell, cream, ivory, alabaster, parchment, mayonnaise, pearl, dirty-white, off-white, light-gray, very light-gray, distant gray, and white. Extensive research through numerous of databases eventually led researchers to establish a tenuous correlation between the colors named in SCP-XXXX-2 and the names of paint colors offered by home goods chain B███████ M█████. Due to time constraints, a civilian employed as a paint-color specialist by the nearest B███████ M█████, a Mr. Joshua K███████ was detained and brought to the provisional containment location of SCP-XXXX in order to act as a consultant. While this is atypical, it is not without precedent and will be followed by a full course of Class-B Amnsetics to prevent a breach of security. After thorough identification and analysis of each wire described by Procedure-XXXX-Alpha, the most probable wire to be considered eggshell was determined by researcher consensus with assistance from Mr. K███████. Exercising extreme caution and some hesitation, Mr. G███████ severed the requisite wire without incident.5
Results:
Researchers gained access to a fifth page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
The instructions detailed in SCP-XXXX-A display a trend of increasing complexity. This trend will be monitored in subsequent testing. Should this complexity develop excessively, testing should be temporarily suspended and further analysis on the anomalous nature of SCP-XXXX performed.
Test 4 - 05:21
Procedure:
A different pair of wire cutters was procured from site storage. Rabbi Bitton professed limited experience in and knowledge of cursing objects in accordance with her faith but succeeded in providing the requisite curse after referencing her personal copy of the Torah. The remainder of the operation proceeded without incident.
Results:
Researchers gained access to a sixth page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
Testing continues to support working hypothesis
Test 5 - 05:45
Procedure:
Using the original pair of wire cutters, Mr. G███████ cut all requisite wires with the assistance of Mr. K███████. Care was taken to avoid any offensive actions being committed upon the specific wire towards which these actions were forbidden.
Results:
Researchers gained access to a seventh page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
Testing continues to support working hypothesis, and also supports a trend of increasing complexity. While being unable to directly acknowledge or look too hard at one specific wire is inconvenient, testing is still feasible to continue for the immediate future. Instructions received from SCP-XXXX-A will be continuously monitored to ensure their complexity does not become excessive.
Test 6 - 06:19
Procedure:
Junior Researcher Anand volunteered to perform the operation following strong encouragement from researchers and security personnel. Junior Researcher Anand maintained the requisite oral hygiene. Despite purported difficulty in severing the wire, the operation proceeded without incident.
Results:
Researchers gained access to an eighth page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
Request for the use of D-Class personnel rejected due to the sensitive nature of SCP-XXXX operations.
Test 7 - 08:39
Procedure:
All wires, excepting for one specific wire which will remain unacknowledged, severed without incident. Researchers ceased counting the number of wires once the number had exceeded 300. At that point, staff was notably less than half of the way finished with the operation.
Results:
Researchers gained access to the ninth page of SCP-XXXX-A.
Analysis:
The increasingly tedious nature of Procedure-XXXX-Alpha combined with the disruption of most assigned staff's sleeping schedules is suspected to have had a significant detrimental effect on morale.
Test 8 - 11:52
Procedure:
Proceeded without incident.
Results:
Researchers gained access to the tenth page of SCP-XXXX-A.
Analysis:
A request has been submitted for the recall of site psychological personnel from their evacuation point, currently pending administrator approval.
Test 9 - 14:47
Procedure:
A Foundation employee with prior training in Shinto as a Kannushi6 was found via Foundation employee database and promptly transported from Site-█. Security Officer Ryan C███ was briefed on the specifics of step 9 of Procedure-XXXX-Alpha and performed the requisite operations without incident. The removal of screws also proceeded without incident, albeit slowly due to all screws found on SCP-XXXX being of the Phillips head variety.
Results:
Researchers gained access to the eleventh page of SCP-XXXX-A. The removal of the panel revealed an additional LED screen coupled with a standard QWERTY-style keyboard.
Analysis:
Results continue to support working hypothesis.
Researcher note: While we would all rather not involve more people, recruiting from within foundation ranks is preferable to introducing civilians to SCP-XXXX. I'd prefer not to kidnap a paint store employee again. I'd love to be able to sleep but hey, at least it looks like we're getting somewhere that doesn't involve wires. -Dr. Hunt
Test 10 - 15:36
Procedure:
The screen uncovered in Test 9 immediately powered on to show a text box sized accommodate 5 digits. Based on the context, researchers determined this to be a digital instance of the old pen and paper code-breaking game "Bulls and Cows". This was confirmed when researchers entered several strings of digits, which resulted in the screen displaying a number of "bulls" or "cows" depending on the digits entered. The combined efforts of assigned personnel resulted in them solving the five digit code within 8 attempts, above average for a 5 digit instance of the game.
Results:
Upon entering the correct code, the screen was cleared in its entirety save for a line of text reading [ nice job! ] whereupon researchers gained access to the twelfth page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
Procedure-XXXX-Alpha has deviated significantly from its original form. The introduction of digital input has the potential to increase the complexity of the instructions, to the point where Procedure-XXXX-Alpha seems to bear more resemblance to some sort of test or game working in conjunction with the device rather than a formula to "disarm" SCP-XXXX. Testing will continue since this method of input. while potentially more complex, is much less labor and resource intensive. The significance of the code7 has yet to be determined.
Researcher note: I swear someone on staff must know what these numbers mean, but no one is willing to tell me. They just deny it and avoid eye contact when I ask . Also, Junior Researcher Anand has been breaking into intermittent fits of laughter since the conclusion of test 10, which I assume is due to sleep deprivation and unrelated to testing. - Dr. Hunt
Test 11 - 17:06
Procedure:
The screen on SCP-XXXX displayed a blank copy of what appeared to be a College Board SAT examination, with a format consistent with the 2016 revision. After research and consensus as to what would constitute "cheating" in the context of the exam, researchers selected Level 3 researcher Daniella F██████ due to her possessing a doctorate in Mathematics and a masters in Literature as well as her young age relative to other members of senior research staff. Questions were answered without outside assistance except in the cases where a calculator was allowed, in accordance with standard College Board testing rules. Dr. F██████ completed the exam under the allotted time limit despite purportedly triple-checking all responses. Follow up research indicated that questions posed by SCP-XXXX were similar in structure and complexity to previous non-anomalous iterations of the test, differing only slightly in content8. Notably, SCP-XXXX disallowed all input for a total of 17 minutes during the exam, in accordance with standard break schedules for SAT testing.
Results:
Upon completing the essay section, the screen was cleared in its entirety save for a line of text reading [ nice job! ] whereupon researchers gained access to the thirteenth page of SCP-XXXX-A.
Analysis:
Working hypotheses supported. Concerns about time consumption have been noted, and testing protocols will be revised in the future should this become an issue.
Test 12 - 17:18
Procedure:
Further inspection of the section of SCP-XXXX revealed a thin slot 8.5" wide, sized to accommodate a standard sheet of printer paper. An original poem was retrieved from Dr. H███'s personal files and inserted into the slot.
Results:
Researchers gained access to the fourteenth page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
No additional findings to report.
Test 13 - 17:36
Procedure:
Researchers formed the consensus that while the instructions of step 13 did not necessarily mean that Dr.H███'s poem was not good, it would still be pertinent to insert a different poem by a different author, if only for the sake of caution. During the course of debate as to what constituted the concepts of "good" and "original" in poetry, Security Officer Ryan C███ produced a haiku poem he had previously written on the paper it was originally written on. Subsequent review and discussion resulted in a consensus among Level-4 researchers that the original poem was sufficiently "good". The paper was then inserted into SCP-XXXX without incident.
Results:
Upon inserting the paper, the adjacent screen was cleared in its entirety save for a line of text reading [ much better! nice job! ] whereupon researchers gained access to the fifteenth page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
Investigations into possible sapience or a receiver for external input within SCP-XXXX are ongoing, as the opinions expressed by the object do not necessarily correspond to an objective literary analysis of sophisticated poetry. Whether the poem written by Officer C███ is actually "much better" than any other poems can not be objectively proven through existing impartial scientific methods and so the opinion expressed by SCP-XXXX should not be taken seriously.
Researcher note: No need to get mad at the object just because your poem was lame, Hunt - Dr. Futoran
Test 14 - 18:02
Procedure:
A USB port was located on the side of the monitor used in previous testing. After receiving approval for additional resource expenditure, Dr. H███ made the requisite donation using a standard Foundation untraceable tablet from the account of a Foundation shell corporation to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.
Results:
Immediately after the donation was processed, researchers gained access to the sixteenth page of SCP-XXXX-A.
Analysis:
The latest instructions show some sort of humanitarian motive, though the lack of specificity prevents further speculation as to the motive of the possible creator(s) of SCP-XXXX.
Test 15 - 18:21
Procedure:
After receiving further approval for additional resource expenditure, Dr. H███ made the requisite donation in the same manner, this time to the American Humane organization.
Results:
Researchers gained access to the seventeenth page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
This repetition implies a possible motive of draining resources from the Foundation, though the amounts remain low enough to significantly inconvenience Foundation resources in any way.
Note: Steps 16-23 are all identical to Step 15. 8 additional charitable organizations were agreed upon by assigned personnel. The cumilative expenditure ultimately resulted in a $1,000,000 requisition of Foundation resources, coinciding with the hard funds limit given to Dr. H███ by the Foundation Accounting Branch.
Test 24 - 21:02
Procedure:
After researchers had consumed 2.5 instances of pre-packaged Foundation meal 4-V (Eggplant on Rye, Vegan), SCP-XXXX was inspected to reveal a previously hidden silicone tube superficially resembling a human mouth. An additional instance of Foundation meal 4-V was inserted into this new orifice of SCP-XXXX, whereupon the object exhibited a strong suction force and vacuumed the entire meal into itself.
Results:
Researchers gained access to the twenty-sixth page of SCP-XXXX-A
Analysis:
While the implications of introducing organic substances to the interior of SCP-XXXX is concerning, this latest instruction is significantly less resource intensive than the last 10.
Test 25 - 21:39
Procedure:
Due to funding limits imposed by the Foundation Accounting Branch, researchers discussed alternative methods to procure the requisite substance at length. Seeing no other solution, Dr. H███ bravely provided their personal bottle of 1962 ████ Scotch, at great financial and emotional cost to themselves.
Results:
As a result of Dr.H███'s selfless act of sacrifice, researchers gained access to the twenty-seventh page of SCP-XXXX-A.
Analysis:
A complaint regarding the flagrant abuse of power exercised by the Foundation Accounting Department has been submitted to the Ethics Committee.
Test 26 - 25:57
Procedure:
Due to the financial and logistical limitations posed by procuring such a large quantity of Josta,9 a request was placed for the use of SCP-294 which subsequently recieved approval. Following this, 1-liter of Josta produced by SCP-294 was promptly flown to Site-██. Upon pouring the liquid into the silicone "mouth" of SCP-XXXX, the Josta was subjected to a strong suction force and was vacuumed into SCP-XXXX without incident.
Results:
Researchers gained access to the twenty-eighth page of SCP-XXXX-A. A new appendage emerged from SCP-XXXX upon the conclusion of Test 26.
Analysis:
Further utilization of other SCP objects in SCP-XXXX testing has been strongly discouraged by administrative staff.
Test 27 - 27:23
Procedure:
The new appendage emerging from SCP-XXXX resembles a plastic electronic game released by American toy company H█████ under the name Bop It in 1996. Junior Researcher Anand manipulated the object until the required score was reached
Results:
Researchers gained access to the twenty-ninth page of SCP-XXXX-A.
Analysis:
The H█████ entertainment company is currently under investigation for a circumstantial connection to SCP-XXXX
Test 28 - 27:42
Procedure:
Officer Ryan C███ asserted that he met the requisite qualifications. Operating on the consensus that "it!" continues to refer to the same appendage referred to as "it!" in the previous step, Officer C███ performed the operation without incident, relocating the appendage 2 meters away from SCP-XXXX with a single swing. Inspection of the severed appendage revealed it to be a non-anomalous Bop It! Extreme produced by H█████.
Results:
Researchers gained access to the thirtieth page of SCP-XXXX-A. Simultaneously, a game resembling the classic release of the board game Operation10 emerged from SCP-XXXX.
Analysis:
The results, while not dangerous, have produced significant concern and trepidation among personnel.
Test 29 - 28:03
Procedure:
Dr. Everett M███, a senior member of Foundation medical staff, had previously arrived at Site-██ while accompanying the transport that provided the material used in Test 26, due to "personal business in the area".11 While Dr. M███ was strongly encouraged to evacuate along with the rest of personnel not assigned to SCP-XXXX, he instead stayed to witness Tests 27 and 28. Upon seeing the results of Test 28, Dr. M███ became visibly excited and strongly insisted that he participate in the proceeding test, citing extensive experience in the medical field and expounding at length regarding his track record of ████ successful surgeries. Despite protests from researchers and security staff, Dr. M███ completed Step 29 of Procedure-5827-Alpha without incident12
Results:
Researchers gained access to the thirty-first page of SCP-XXXX-A. Simultaneously, the screen on SCP-5827 powered on to show an emulator running a copy of Pokémon Gold.13
Analysis:
Never again.
Test 30 - 30:47
Procedure:
Extensive debate by researchers concluded that a TAS14 would not constitute a conflict with the instructions, whereupon a Foundation AI trained on the latest speedrun tactics was hooked up to the emulator.
Results:
Immediately after the AI defeated Trainer Red, researchers gained access to the thirty-second page of SCP-XXXX-A. Simultaneously, the screen on SCP-5827 powered on an emulated instance of Super Mario 6415, initializing the character directly in front of the level Hazy Maze Cave.
Test 31 - 44:37
Procedure:
Initial research revealed a single online instance confirming not only the existence of a "0.5 A press" but also the feasibility of completing the requisite mission in this manner, which takes 13 hours and 49.5 minutes. A Foundation AI trained in these techniques completed the mission without incident.
Results:
Once the AI emerged from an in-game parallel universe and bounced off of a transported scuttlebug, ground-pounding on a misalignment allowed it just enough height to collect the Watch for Rolling Rocks star. Immediately after this, researchers gained access to the thirty-third page of SCP-5827-A.
Analysis:
This video game defies the understanding of several Doctors in Physics and Anomalous Para-Physics.
Test 32 - 44:50
Procedure:
"Goodnight Moon" was read aloud by Dr. H███ without incident.
Results:
Researchers gained access to the thirty-fourth page of SCP-5827-A.
Analysis:
No additional findings to report.
Test 33 - 45:15
Procedure:
The primary LED screen on SCP-5827, which up until now had displayed an uninterrupted countdown, stopped for 25 minutes, while a secondary countdown of 25 minutes was displayed on the secondary screen. Assigned personnel used this time to rest and/or nap without incident.
Results:
After 25 minutes had elapsed, the primary timer resumed the countdown and researchers gained access to the thirty-fourth page of SCP-5827-A. SCP-5827 also produced an additional component.
Analysis:
No additional findings to report. Researcher note: I think we all really needed that -Dr. Hunt
Test 32 - 45:20
Procedure:
The component produced by SCP-5827 is an 88-key piano keyboard accompanied by an additional LED screen. Displayed on the screen is the sheet music for Contemplation Op. 47 by Nikolai Kapustin. Level-3 Researcher Daniella F██████ was chosen to carry out the operation due to her training as a classical pianist. Procedure concluded without incident.
Results:
Upon playing the last note of the composition, researchers gained access to the thirty-fifth page of SCP-5827-A. SCP-5827 also produced an additional component.
Analysis:
N/A
Test 32 - 45:25
Procedure:
The component produced by SCP-5827 is an electric guitar in the "Stratocaster" shape, accompanied by an additional LED screen. Displayed on the screen is the sheet music for Little Wing by Jimi Hendrix, along with several measures left blank save for the word "JAM". Level-4 Researcher Kamyar G████ elected to carry out the operation due to his experience playing the instrument. Procedure concluded without incident.
Results:
Upon playing the last note of the composition, researchers gained access to the thirty-sixth page of SCP-5827-A. SCP-5827 also produced an additional component.
Analysis:
N/A
Test 33 - 45:30
Procedure:
The component produced by SCP-5827 is a full drum set complete with additional melodic percussion, accompanied by an additional LED screen. Displayed on the screen is the sheet music for The Black Page by Frank Zappa. Security Officer David R██████ was encouraged to carry out the operation due to his experience playing the instrument. Procedure concluded without incident.
Results:
Upon playing the last note of the composition, researchers gained access to the thirty-seventh page of SCP-5827-A. SCP-5827 also produced an additional component.
Analysis:
N/A
Test 33 - 45:35
Procedure:
The component produced by SCP-5827 is alto saxophone accompanied by an additional LED screen. Displayed on the screen is the sheet music for Giant Steps by John Coltrane. Junior Researcher Anand was encouraged to carry out the operation due to his experience playing the instrument. Procedure concluded without incident.
Results:
Upon playing the last note of the composition, researchers gained access to the thirty-eighth page of SCP-5827-A. SCP-5827 also produced an additional component.
Analysis:
N/A
Test 33 - 45:40
Procedure:
The component produced by SCP-5827 is a four-stringed bass guitar accompanied by an additional LED screen. Displayed on the screen is the sheet music for Tommy the Cat by Primus. Due to the lack of any personnel capable of playing the instrument, researchers were in the process of contacting external sites when civilian consultant Joshua K███████ stated that he had extensive experience playing the instrument. Upon enlisting Mr. K███████, procedure concluded without incident.
Results:
Upon playing the last note of the composition, researchers gained access to the thirty-ninth page of SCP-5827-A. SCP-5827 also produced an additional component.
Analysis:
N/A
Test 33 - 45:45
Procedure:
The component produced by SCP-5827 is a standard game controller for Dance Dance Revolution accompanied by an additional LED screen. Displayed on the screen is the menu of a non-standard version of DDR MAX. At this point, Dr. M███ had returned to Site-██ to retrieve his misplaced travel-sized reciprocating sternal saw. Upon seeing SCP-5827, he removed his shows and stepped upon the dance pad without a word. At this point, the screens in front of all 5 instruments updated with the sheet music for Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof off the Sucker) by Parliament. Dr. M███ displayed near-impeccable proficiency in carrying out the requisite operation, which concluded without incident.
Results:
Upon playing the last note of the composition, researchers gained access to the thirty-ninth page of SCP-5827-A. Dr. M███ received a score of AAA from the system.
Analysis:
Inexpressible using the words available in the English language
Test 40 - 00:25
Procedure:
For two hours straight, the five musicians continued to play Give Up the Funk, improvising and expounding upon the chord progression when the sheet music cut out after 45 minutes. For two hours straight, Dr. M███ remained in constant motion without breaking from perfect rhythm with the music, hitting almost every arrow produced by the DDR MAX program. Operation concluded without incident, save for an unprecedented triumph of music.
Results:
Upon the timer hitting 0, SCP-5827 burst open. Emerging from a puddle16 was a hairless male human entity of indeterminate age and race. The entity was unclothed and unadorned save for a folded piece of paper held in its hand, which it extended towards Dr. M███. When Dr. M███ took the paper from its hand, the entity exploded into 85 kg of non-anomalous confetti. The paper can be found in document 5827-B.
