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SCP DRAFTS

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A sample of Gonium

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Threat Level: White

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX instances are to be kept in a 35 cm x 35 cm x 25 cm container fitted with standard glass. The container should be exposed to a light source producing at least 1000 lumens continuously.

Every writing or image produced by an instance of SCP-XXXX is to be photographed and recorded in a document within 12 days. All instances of SCP-XXXX has agreed to generate written media only on sheets of paper provided by foundation personnel.

If an instance of SCP-XXXX reproduces, the specimen is to be taken in by foundation personnel, where it would be studied and later placed with other instances of SCP-XXXX. A second container is to be built if no more instances of SCP-XXXX can fit in the current one. Experimentation involving any instances of SCP-XXXX is restricted to personnel below Level 2 security clearance.

All information regarding SCP-XXXX-A is allowed only for personnel with Level 3 security clearance and above.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient species closely related to Gonium1. SCP-XXXX instances always has 6 cells, each measuring to be approximately 3 cm in diameter, with the colony in the formation of a triangle. Each one of SCP-XXXX’s cells contains two equal flagella and a tripartite boundary surrounding singular cells. The boundary surrounding all cells of SCP-XXXX is a gelatinous, clear substance currently unidentified.

SCP-XXXX instances have shown the ability to move throughout the air, by moving flagella to "swim" throughout the air in a rotating motion. Research on how SCP-XXXX is capable of this locomotion is currently ongoing. Each specimen is only able to reproduce asexually2. SCP-XXXX gains nourishment through the process of photosynthesis using a light source of 1000 lumens or higher. If any instance of SCP-XXXX does not receive said requirements within 15-16 hours, the instance will expire.

Instances of SCP-XXXX communicate by spontaneously generating written text or images on any flat surface. This written media is written in a non-anomalous ink substance, usually of black coloration. The maximum range of spontaneous generation is around 3 m. All instances of SCP-XXXX partially understand English and were able to translate some characters and words in SCP-XXXX’s language.

SCP-XXXX instances are believed to be extraterrestrial in origin.

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RECOVERY OF SCP-XXXX INSTANCES


DISCOVERY: Both SCP-XXXX-01 and SCP-XXXX-02 were recovered in █████████, USA, after reports of written media spontaneous generating within homes and on roads, walls, and windows. Upon investigations of MTF Pi-1 ("City Slickers"), it was later discovered that the anomalous behaviors of the town were responsible due to SCP-XXXX-01 and SCP-XXXX-02.

After recovery, SCP-XXXX-02 revealed that both instances arrived at Earth by the uses of two spherical shuttle-like vehicles capable of FTL technology. Both vehicles are yet to be recovered.

DISCOVERY OF SCP-XXXX-A: Continuous interviews with instances of SCP-XXXX regarding their species and their arrival to Earth has revealed the existence of an anomalous construct designated SCP-XXXX-A. Any information regarding the construct is restricted from personnel who do not have Level 3 security clearance or above.




MULTIPLE TAB SCIP

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WARNING


BY ORDERS OF THE O5 COUNCIL: The following is restricted to Level 4/4000 personnel only. All unauthorized access to SCP-4000 documentation will result in immediate termination by a Class-IV Harmonius-Kingston memetic kill agent. Exposure to without proper memetic protection will result in instantaneous organ failure.

You have been warned.

GOI FORMATS

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BQ Winter signing in.

I AM A.L.L.I., THE ARTIFICIAL BLACK QUEEN. HOW CAN I BE OF HELP?

Black Queen ven’vhereous

Ava.


Baseline

ỌDE is typically a sapient extradimensional construct composed primarily of ionized gases such as hydrogen, helium, and nitrogen. The shape of ỌDE varies, but a recurring form is a serpentine shape with a draconic head. Its color is reminiscent to that of a nebula.

Prerequisites

The existence of stars and star-forming nebulae. Doesn't it also require the existence of ionized gases? NEGATIVE. IN TIMELINES W-03, R-294, AND T-56, ỌDE IS CONSTRUCTED OUT OF STONE. thanks Alli!

Utility

Due to its vast knowledge along with a generally passive nature, it is a good source for information of almost any kind.

Vulnerability

While most are able to spontaneously manifest fog of ionized gases with varying intensity for self-defense, this is the only way it can defend itself and cannot attack in any other fashion.


Instance: Timeline D-10

LOCATION: ON THE PLANET "TEYUS" AND RESIDES WITHIN A LARGE, CRYSTALLINE TOWER. STATUS: IS OF AVIAN SHAPE WHILE STILL RETAINING ITS DRACONIC HEAD. IT REGULARLY VISITS THE LIBRARY.

Instance: Timeline R-154

Trapped. Currently confined within a dodecahedron shaped construct in constant rotation. Due to ỌDE’s fog manifestation, both the construct and the entity are clouded in extremely large amounts of ionized gases. The rotation of the construct, along with the previously mentioned ionized gases, causes an effect where it emits beams of emission, much like a pulsar.

Their location is in space and have been given the name, “The Crab Nebula”, by Earth.

Instance: Timeline A-582

Free and unharmed. I met the creature at the eldritch section of the Library, while I was reading a book about Or'throzax the Somewhat Tolerable. I then saw

Instance: Timeline F-920

Instance: Timeline E-179

LOCATION: IN FOUNDATION CONTAINMENT, DESIGNATED AS SCP-037. STATUS: IT IS IN ITS EMBRYONIC STAGES AND WILL SOON MOVE ONTO ITS INFANT STAGE OF LIFE.

Instance: Timeline C-628

Is the mascot for Oceanparadise Aquariums and is non-anomalous. Ooh, I love that place. Have you seen the spinning crabs they have there? Yes, have you been to the tide pool there? It's probably my favorite place. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I'm going there tomorrow actually, and you can come if you want. Sure! I'd love to go with you! REQUEST: CAN I COME TOO?


TALES

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Foundation Tool: Space Probe Utile-624

Use: Space Probe Utile-624 is a space probe made by Foundation technology to explore regions of space anomalies that are too dangerous for any manned-mission. The probe utilizes technology from SCP-2722, and also ca

Dr. Peter Bouvier read over the short description of the probe. He didn't really think of it as much, as it was just another space probe that the Foundation was going to launch into space and get destroyed. He wasn't even sure how the Foundation even afforded some of the technology and resources that they had. Nonetheless, he had a job to do. He had to supervise the launch of the space probe into some anomalous region in a protoplanetary disk15. Bouvier looked over the description of the probe again and got up from his desk. Tomorrow was going to be the day where the probe is launched.


ONE DAY LATER


Dr. Bouvier stood patiently as he watched Space Probe Utile-624 through the observation deck of Site-341's launch


MISCELLANEOUS

"We have good news Mr. Spectivk, your tumor has been removed. The bad news is… well, it was already gone when we performed surgery."

A̡̯͙̣͙̹̻̻̠ͪͣ̋̓̐͆͒̋s̨̞͉͕͎͇̃̄ͤ̄ͪ͑ͯṭ̸̛̹̙͛̀̉͊̋̓̓̑̍́ͅeͫ͞͏̣̹̥̭͕̙̤̜r̵̈́̌ͩ҉̼̻̖̜̮͘o̤̣̹̳̝̮̫͉̐̎ͥͥ͢į͚̭̫̦̺͕̳̥̩̒ͬd̛͂ͥͭ̒̿ͦͯ҉̨̮̼̝̜͔̪̜͎s̲̖͙̼̝̞̜̲̜͋̇ ̵̢͚̻̺̜̲̞͆̆ͮͩͮ͒̓ͅã̢̻̣̳̻̘̳̠̻͊̑ͮͣ͌̑̎̂ṟ̫͕̘͓̤̟̉̊̃̓͂ͮ̈͡e̪͕̲̠͈̯͌̑̃͋͌̀ ̶̹͎͙̮͊ͮͨ̍͋̌̑m̠͚̠̒̿̇̿͋͆ͬ͗̔͠͝o̟̖̪̙͎͎͇̫͐̎͋ͯ͟r̋̓ͮ̈́̊̑̇̃͏̴͍̹͇̥͢e̘͚͋̐͑̎̚ ̘̗̬̼̽̊ͪ̃̇̏̈́̾̓t̺̗̜͚̩̣͉̉ͧ̀h̜̭͇̤͗͗̃ͬ̒͊̓ͅa̗̘̺̜̰̭̿̈ͅn̸͎͐̂́̏͆̃ͧ̕ ͖͇͍͎͇̰̱̘ͥ̾̄̌̅ͣ͜͜y̒͒̏ͭ̈́͆̀ͧͥ҉͍͖͔̠ͅo̧̲̙̦̗͇͙̒ͬ͊͆ͪ̑͑͘ͅu̸̞͈̤͒ͬ͘ͅ ̧͍͉̳̪͉̺ͧ̃́̅̏ẗ̶̴͇̳̜͙͔́͂̏̈̾̚͘h̬͇̻̤̥͔̾̒͗̌͗͡į͈̈̿̈ͮ͠n̉̽͋̿̄̚͏̵̮̬̪̕k͍͖̱̜̻̣̲̭̈ͫͦ̂̐̀̕

Somethings I got from here:

''Oh! I got an idea for something we could write about. How about a memetic hive mind that is terrified of itself? Cliche, right? But, see, the twist is that it's just pretending to be contained. You guys got that?''

''Oh! I got an idea for something we could write about. How about a memetic monster that will save the world? Cliche, right? But like, the twist is that it's Iris' BFF. You guys got that?''

''Oh! I got an idea for something we could write about. How about a sculpted hobo that makes people technophobic? Cliche, right? And maybe, like, the twist is that all its friends are dead. It's interesting, right?''

''Oh! I got an idea for something we could write about. How about an evil geometric shape of redundancy that annoys everyone? Cliche, right? But it's not because, see, the twist is that it's obsessed with lab safety procedures. It's interesting, right?''

i will eat you

IDEAS

  • (Father|Alpha-Gamma-Beta) A sapient set of anomalous components (four in total), each one being a certain shape (examples being cubes, pyramids, etc.). The main component is "Father", a sphere measuring 0.5 meters in diameter, in a semi-transparent coloration with a white hue emitting from the center. "Father" has the mannerisms comparable to that a person in the title of a mafia leader. The 2nd component is "Alpha", a dodecahedron measuring 0.4 meters in diameter, with a coloration similar to "Father", however, a red hue is emitting brightly from the center, unlike "Father's" white one.
  • (She's waiting till the extra-dimensional crab-like entities begin to invade Dimension 192-Utile) This skip is an octahedron that has clear sides, revealing an interior that resembles deep space. The octahedron is fairly large, measuring 4.5 meters in height. Each day, at seemingly random intervals, a circular portal will open up, revealing a large, extra-dimensional area. This area is a large space, having a white coloration that has black colored, "galaxy-like" swirls. This space has floating islands present within. These islands appear to be made of stone bricks, and are fairly large, measuring between 4m to 11m in diameter. These islands are numerous, and can have any kind of environment (Like a desert, forest, etc.), however, they are all in a black coloration. The largest island is around 15m in diameter. This island has a large, colosseum-like complex. The complex has a large collection of portals to smaller kinds of "dimensions". In this complex lives a young woman, who appears to be in her mid-20s to 30s. She acts as a kind
  • (Misster stinky by profesor amazadazelment (The bootleg Little Mister))
  • (Printing Out Gutenberg) A prototype model of Gutenberg's printing press that is

help me

CODES

Code Effect
**bold** bold
//italics// italics
__underscore__ underscore
--strikethrough-- strikethrough
[[[SCP-173|On-site links]]] On-site links
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page External links] External links
[[*user SteroidAsteroid]] SteroidAsteroidSteroidAsteroid
{{fancy words}} fancy words
Text^^Superscript^^ TextSuperscript
Text,,Subscript,, TextSubscript
[[span style="color:red"]]//span// Inline Element[[/span]] span Inline Element
##blue|Predefined## Or ##44FF88|Hex Color Code## Predefined or Hex Color Code

IMAGES

[[include component:image-block
name=THE NAME OF YOUR IMAGE FILE|
caption=THE TEXT YOU WANT SHOWN UNDERNEATH YOUR IMAGE
]]

AUDIO

[[include :snippets:html5player
|type=audio
|url=THE URL OF YOUR FILE
]]

COLLAPSIBLES

[[collapsible show="+ Title for showing text" hide="- Title for hiding text"]]
[YOUR TEXT]
[[/collapsible]]

NAMES

[[module ListUsers users="."]]
[INSERT WORDS HERE] %%title%%.
[[/module]]

(i just copied some of this from the SCP how to write guide)