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Item #: SCP-4512

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4512 is to be placed in a standard D-Class holding cell, with amenities of their choosing. SCP-4512 is to be supplied with a computer of their choosing. Quality of parts included are to be checked regularly, and any higher quality parts are to be removed from the containment cell and saved for research. SCP-4512 is to be supplied with a standard grade WiFi router, that is to be regularly disrupted based on the anomalous effects of SCP-4512. Online browsing is to be heavily monitored by Foundation personnel. SCP-4512 is not to be let out under any circumstances unless permission is granted by class 4 or higher Foundation personnel.¹

Description: SCP-4512 is an ordinary humanoid entity, approximately 1.8 meters in height, and weighing approximately 75 kilograms. SCP-4512 displays an unusual bond towards SCP-4602, and thus is a very valuable Foundation asset. When under the following circumstances, SCP-4512 will undergo rapid physical and psychological changes.

Cause of changes	Physical changes	Mental changes
SCP-4512 has the communication app Skype open, and is friends with Carlos Alfredo2	fingers grow in length, eyes shrivel, and develops severe kyphosis. Brain and skull mass increases drastically.	IQ recorded to have as much as tripled, exhibits symptoms of mild paranoid schizophrenia. SCP-4512 loses all perception to outside stimuli during the duration of the effects.
SCP-4512 dies in Rainbow Six: Siege	Hands increase in size, muscle mass increases drastically, bone density decreases, and skin pigment rapidly fluctuates between a bright red and a pale white	Develops strong masochistic urges, in all recorded cases, SCP-4512 will smash their fists against their keyboard or desk until their hands have been reduced to a bloody pulp.
SCP-4512 has an in-game ping3 over 200ms	rapid tumorous growth resembling the Apple IPhone 8 manifests in the back of SCP-4512	No mental changes exhibited

These all have adverse effects on SCP-4602, however they most notably can be used to distract them, or bribe them back into foundation custody.

We cant keep using him to contain that monster. The poor boy is showing rapidly declining mental health, most notably the more adverse effects of furry culture. - Dr. Montagne

Footnotes

1. Any requests to access SCP-4512 must undergo a 3 month approval process by the O5 Council

2. online alias of SCP-4602

3. Connection to an online server, measured in milliseconds