Lanceloot

Struggle Noodle Soup
Object Class: Safe

A bowl of macaroni and cheese, seemingly similar to that made by Kraft or Velveeta. The bowl itself is an off-white porcelain piece made by Corelle in 2001. If emptied, the bowl will refill itself once it is put down. When eaten, the macaroni gives the consumer hallucinations of their worst day ever. These hallucinations can last anywhere from two minutes to twenty four hours, in which the victim will stay completely still. When the victim comes out of a hallucination, they will ask to finish the bowl of macaroni, if they haven’t already.
When asked about what they experienced, they will insist that the only way to feel better about themselves is to finish the macaroni. If they are declined the food, they will fall into a depressive state for twenty-four to seventy-two hours. After the period of time is up, they will go on with their lives, forgetting about the macaroni.
If allowed to finish the macaroni, the victim will forget any memory of the day they hallucinated about. They have also been known to comment, “hey, this is pretty good mac and cheese.”

Containment Procedures
The bowl and its contents are to be kept in the fridge of the foundation break room unless requested for testing.