Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a container full of audio devices such as stereos and boomboxes playing the song "Despacito" at all times.
Description: SCP-# appears to be an arachnid abomination of unknown origin. It appears to be made from the same materials that legos are made. SCP-XXXX is hostile towards anything and will attack any human in sight when the song "Despacito" isn't being played within a 10 feet radius.
When Despacito isn't being played, SCP-XXXX will enter into an enraged state, playing a distorted, loud version of Despacito that can reach up to 200 decibels which will cause permanent hearing damage. Should SCP-XXXX get close to its target, it will attempt to eat its target by splitting its Yellow and Red head like a mouth to reveal a hollow space inside, once opened, it will attempt to pull its target inside. Once target is inside, it will close itself and torture the victim inside with endless loop of Despacito. This process is known to last for 1-3 days, after which, SCP-XXXX will regurgitate the victim. Regurgitated victims have been examined to have fatal brain damage.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Item #: SCP-5500
Object Class: Keter Safe
Threat Level: ● Red Black
Special Containment Procedures: As of now there is no known way to contain SCP-5500 due to it's ability to transfer between the tanks it materializes. However SCP-5500 may be willing to stay in containment if it is provided a decent sized room with a high-end gaming PC, a VR set and other gaming hardware. The reasons for as to why a God would want these is still unknown.
Description:
SCP-5500 is capable of materializing tanks seemingly out of nowhere. It is capable of materializing any known tank design in human history, even the Da Vinci tank, and it can also materialize fictional tanks be it from movies, video games or tanks that have never been seen, thought or conceptualized by any mind that are otherwise impossible to create due to various laws of physics, etc.
Addendum 5500.1: Discovery
17/06/2019: SCP-5500 was noticed in one of the Russian cities in the [REDACTED] region.
Witnesses claimed that they noticed what appeared to be a human flying through the bright night sky.
19/06/2019: Mobile Task Force Pi-1 ("City Slickers") was sent to locate and capture SCP-5500. Class-A Amnesiacs were distributed throughout the area for any witnesses present in the incident.
09/09/2019: SCP-5500 was found in city [REDACTED] by witnesses information.
13/09/2019: SCP-5500 was caught and successfully contained, he was shot by tranquilizers and delivered to laboratory and was placed in a Standard Containment Room.
Addendum 5500.2: Observation Log
14/09/2019: SCP-5500 woke up and appeared to be shocked.
Document #5500-Log2: Recorded transcript of conversation with SCP-5500:
SCP-5500 began to look impatient and initiated communication for the first time.
SCP-5500: Hello? Can anyone hear me?
*silence*
SCP-5500: If anyone can hear me, please answer, I'm bored.
*Dr. █████ enables the microphone*
Dr. █████: Yes, hello we can hear you.
SCP-5500: Ah hello, I'm glad there's someone here.
Dr. █████: You seem like you wish to talk about something.
SCP-5500: Well, I've noticed you guys want to study me, right?
Dr. █████: Yes indeed.
SCP-5500: About that… It's very boring here, and since I kinda know what's going on here, I have a small idea.
Dr. █████: What do you have in mind?
SCP-5500: How about you just interview me. That way you can know more about me, in exchange I want a better room, It's very boring here.
Dr. █████: I apologize but we're not allowed to do any interviews without clearance from the higher ups.
SCP-5500: Really now… How do you plan to know more about me then?
Dr. █████: That's classified.
SCP-5500: Honestly, I'm afraid you don't really have a choice.
Dr. █████: What are you talking about?
SCP-5500: Ah, well you see here's the thing. I will give you information you want about me through the interview, in exchange I demand a better room.
*SCP-5500 appears to grin menacingly*
SCP-5500: If you won't, then I'll have to break this secret laboratory! What was this place called again? Site-██? I think it's even located in ███, █████.
Dr. █████: What? How do you know that? And how do you intend to *ahem* breach containment? You were rather easily captured and contained.
SCP-5500: Well, It's my little secret, and I won't tell until you do what I say.
Dr. █████: I'm sorry but we cannot trust objects with little to no information we have on.
SCP-5500: You do know there are a lot of Apocalypse Tanks outside the laboratory, right?
Dr. █████: Apocalypse… Tanks?
SCP-5500: Yep! And they're just waiting for me to give the order to attack!
Dr. █████: You're lying.
SCP-5500: Am I now? Well we'll find out soon!
*SCP-5500 sits on the bed and looks on the floor*
*Some time later, explosions can be heard outside the laboratory*
Dr. █████: What was that?!
SCP-5500: So, do you trust me now?
Dr. █████: This may as well just be a containment breach. For now this talk ends here.
*Dr. █████ turns off the microphone*
Addendum 5500.4: Incident Log Nu-7
1536 hours: A scout drone was dispatched towards the source of the explosions.
1604 hours: Drone spotted what appears to be a legion of super heavy tanks with dual cannons. They were shooting at nothing as if to attract attention. The tanks appear to be heading towards the laboratory.
1650 hours: Mobile Task Force Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") was given full authorization towards all companies and weaponry and was immediately dispatched with it's entire arsenal to intercept the approaching tank horde. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") was also dispatched to the site in the case of a containment breach.
1840 hours: MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") suffered heavy losses while doing little to the tank horde. Only 1/4 of the Task Force was remaining while only successfully destroying 7 tanks.
Document #5500-Log3: Recorded transcript of conversation with SCP-5500:
*Dr. █████ turns on microphone*
Dr. █████: H-hello, can you hear me?
SCP-5500: Ah finally! So have you decided?
Dr. █████: Was this your doing? How?
SCP-5500: Secret~
Dr. █████: Okay fine, we'll interview you and provide you a better room. Please call off your tanks.
SCP-5500: Okay~
1910 hours: MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") reports that the tank horde seemed to have vanished, leaving no trace.
Document #5500-Log4: Recorded transcript of conversation with SCP-5500: 0839 hours
Scientist: Hello SCP-5500
SCP-5500: Hello █████, is it already time for the interview?
Dr. █████: Yes, we will be glad if you cooperate, I hope you don't mind?
SCP-5500: Sure, I was waiting for it!
Dr. █████: Alright, first question…
*Some questions about his bio, journal was updated*
Dr. █████: Alright, thank you for these questions, now I will ask questions related to your anomalous powers, I take it that you're ready?
SCP-5500: Yes.
Dr. █████: Alright, first and important question: How did you managed to get this much tanks to go undetected without any communication devices?
SCP-5500: I wonder how you didn't notice that those tanks aren't even used in any army… Heh..
Dr. █████: What?
SCP-5500: Basically, I'm a tank god
Dr. █████: Tank god?
SCP-5500: Yes, I can control any kinds of tanks from inside and in huge distances, also I'm capable of spawning them wherever I want.
Dr. █████: But why were you in [REDACTED] city?
SCP-5500: That's where I live.
Dr. █████: What? What god has something to do in such a place?
SCP-5500: Ah, you know, I wasn't god when I was born, It was a gift from a friend.
Dr. █████: A friend?
SCP-5500: Yeah, though that friend also cursed me with immortality.
Dr. █████: So you can't die?
SCP-5500: Yep, sadly I can still feel pain.
Dr. █████: May we know who this friend is?
SCP-5500: No sorry, it's secret.
Dr. █████: Ah I see…
SCP-5500: Also the same friend gave me these awesome wings!
*SCP-5500 reveals his big wings, they are big enough to wrap around a person and have dark color, more likely those are raven wings*
SCP-5500: Oh, be careful though, I can make them shoot radiation if I want~
Dr. █████: I see, I see… I have another question.
SCP-5500: Go ahead.
Dr. █████: Why does a god like you like to play computer games?
SCP-5500: Why not? They are fun!
Dr. █████: I see… This is all for now, thank you for your time
SCP-5500: No problem, if you have more then feel free to ask.
Interview ends at 1048 hours
Addendum 5500.7:
SCP-5500 was reclassified as a Safe Class and was re-identified as Threat Level Black.
Addendum 5500.13:
Information regarding SCP-5500 was forwarded to the O5-council. In addition, SCP-5500 seemed to show interest in helping the foundation. Permission to utilize SCP-5500 for foundation operations and defense was forwarded to the O5-council, awaiting confirmation.
Addendum: List of non-existent or otherwise, fictional tanks SCP-5500 was able to materialize. Information regarding the tanks armaments and configurations were described by SCP-5500:
SCP-5500 was shown to be able to materialize any known tank design in history, even concept tanks that dated back to the 1400s. This addendum shall be updated for unknown tanks.
- Era III Apocalypse Tank: Appeared to be a big super heavy bulky tank painted Red and had symbols of the Soviet Unions sickle and hammer on it's side. Further research has found that no such tank existed nor was any plan or concept found regarding the tank during the Soviet Era. The tank was armed with 2x 125mm Drakon cannon which pounded even the toughest armor. A "Shchuka" magnetic harpoon which pulled any metallic object towards the tank. "Myasorubka" Chain Treads which grinded whatever metallic object touches it, this seemed to work in harmony with the magnetic harpoon.
- Crucio Siege Tank: Appears to be a bulky tank with a fast rotating cannon. The tank was armed with 90mm twin cannons. The tank can also transform into a siege mode, essentially it becomes a stationary artillery platform and its armament changes into a long range 180 mm shock cannon.
- Flower Tank: The tank has red caterpillar tracks with a grey turret; the turret is round with a taijitu mark painted on the top, resembling the Yin-Yang Orb, along with many leaves hanging out from the back of the turret. Vines also hang around the main cannon and two smaller cannons are shown emitting laser beams.
- Evil Eye Sigma (Σ): It appears to have one big eye with a red iris and black eyelids. It has two large purple wings, a halo, and two large tentacles. Below there is something green (leaves?). On the lower eyelid, there is a red Sigma (∑), the eighteenth letter of the Greek alphabet that's the equivalent to the Latin letter "S", which is also shown in its name.
- Shrine Tank: The tank has large brown caterpillar tracks with a black square turret. The turret seems to have a red roof with a Shimenawa on it and a black gun. On top of the roof, it has four symbols and one of them is a taijitu symbol. It bares the resemblance of a Mikoshi (神輿), a portable shrine.
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