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Attention User!
You have been redirected to this page because the Foundation Automatic Monitoring System has detected you have exceeded your recommended Anomalous Database entry cap.
As per Directive 155-A, prolonged or excessive exposure to anomalous activity or data regarding said activity may lead to depression, paranoia, an increased vulnerability to infohazard and memetic agents and impaired judgement, alongside other negative effects (please see document 155-A-E for the full document).
In order to proceed with your regularly scheduled activity, please place your hand on your work station's bio-metric scanner and complete the following preventative measurements:
Warning! Memetic Counteragents Ahead!
The following images and sounds may appear distorted. Those suffering from heart-conditions, PTSD or other potentially debilitating conditions are to consult the resident physician prior to exposure to countermeasures. In case of continuous nasal bleeding, aural bleeding, retinal bleeding or repeated seizures, please consult your resident physician
Decontamination at 95%. Minor unrequited memetic residue detected.
