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SCP-7885
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Required access level: 4
Object class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment procedure: SCP-7885 should be contained in a cell with 8in thick steel walls with reinforced glass on the East side of the cell for research without contact. SCP-7885's cell must be cleaned monthly, however those who must clean the cell must wear full body protection and protective ear wear (Sound proof headphones). If SCP-7885 approaches the person cleaning the cell with the intent to kill or becomes aggressive the person cleaning the cell must notify security at once closing the door behind them. If SCP-7885 is to breach containment specialized guards armed with modified XM500 Anti-material rifles must shoot him in the knees or 8 to 9 klonipin tranquilizers.
Origin: (See Incident 1A). SCP-7885 has been interviewed and said that he has been created or reanimated by a dark red figure (Assumed to be SCARLET KING). Under further study, it is shown that in an aggressive state that SCP-7885 can run from 15km to 50km per hour.
Anomalous properties: Under study he can run from 15km per hour to 50km per hour. He has also capable of tormenting his victims with endless laughter, screams of the dead, screams of him while enraged. If one endures these torments without psychological help, they will start to laugh and sob occasionally. This will become more frequent until they feel only laughter and sadness. Survivors of SCP-7885 without psychological help will begin to hear screams, laughter, and sobbing from SCP-7885 and the dead until the subject/victim is terminated. SCP-7885 is capable of creating a scream that kills people within a 10 meter radius during this he is unaware he is killing people (See Incident 2A). SCP-7885 is also capable of ripping people apart will his strength alone (See incident 2A). SCP-7885 has been shown to be capable of regenerative body parts but over the course of several hours. SCP-7885 will die to the touch and the voice of SCP-231 "Scarlet King" if he has the intent to terminate SCP-7885.
Incident Logs:
1A- SCP-7885 was discovered walking into a bar on [REDACTED], [REDACTED] 1968 (this bar shall be known as SCP-7885-2). SCP-7885 was then seen walking up to a stage. SCP-7885 then proceeded to make jokes about his life and existence. SCP-7885 then started to cry and laugh at the same time maniacally. (This is when SCP-7885 enters its enraged state) SCP-7885 then lashes out at the audience and proceeds to claw and rip them open. It has been discovered that there were 4 survivors of incident 1A. (Three survivors have committed suicide due to either trauma or anomalous properties. A definite cause has not been determined).
2A: While SCP-7885 was being transported, one the guards prodded SCP-7885 twice and poked twice. SCP-7885 then proceeds to pickup the guard and dig his fingers into the guards stomach and pulls the guards arms off and then proceeds to eat the body of the guard. He then lets out a scream killing the other two guards while others were rushing to the area. He is then sedated and passes out (it takes approximately 8 klonipin darts).
Footnote:
- Under further study, SCP-7885 is revealed to be Freeper Canteen, a comedian from the 1940's.
- After incident 1A, SCP-7885-1-1, three of SCP-7885's victims have committed suicide due to trauma or anomalous properties and 1 has now been contained at site [REDACTED].
