Styastya

Item #: SCP-0008-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0008-J is to be connected to a charger on a table inside a 12x12x12ft concert room with walls 12ft thick and 2 armed guards at the door (to prevent theft of SCP-0008-J) at site-19. Anyone with a clearance level of 3 may enter SCP-0008-J containment cell.

Description: SCP-0008-J appears to be a ████ brand phone and is sentient. It claims it is a “all powerful being” and “we will regret imprisoning it.” When asked what its name was he responded with “my name is Jeff.” It has a cult following that goes by the name “the cult of Jeff.” But they do not pose a threat.